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Which of the following recipes from the Nero Wolfe novels are you most eager to try?

  • Eggs au beurre noir with hash browns
  • Saucisse minuit
  • Terrapin stewed with butter, chicken broth and sherry
  • Kidneys mountain style with caramelized dumplings
  • Creole tripe of New Orleans
  • Planked porterhouse steak two inches thick, with fresh limes encompassed with mashed potatoes
  • Tennessee opossum
  • Missouri Boone County ham baked with vinegar, molasses Worcestershire, sweet cider and herbs
  • Philadelphia snapper soup
  • Shad roe aux fine herbes
  • Bacalhau
  • Capon souvaroff with black truffles
  • Shad roe mousse Pocahontas
  • Lobster cardinal
  • Archie’s corned beef sandwich on rye with a tall glass of milk
  • An unmentioned delicacy

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You’re in a relationship with a billionaire, but turns out he/she only likes to live a normal life. Drives a Toyota, lives in a 2-bedroom 2-bath house, never does anything that’s not middle-class. And he/she does not intend to change that if you marry them. Are you pleased or disappointed?

  • pleased
  • disappointed

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You must give up one of these vehicle options forever:

  • Backup camera
  • Cruise control
  • Electric windows
  • Intermittent wipers

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You must give up one of these vehicle options forever:

  • Automatically self cancelling turn signals. Bastards.

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Which is it better to be?

  • Vampire
  • Werewolf

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You must give up one of these things forever:

  • Polls that force you to decide which of several nice things to give up forever
  • Pie

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What is the proper fortifier to egg nog?

  • Rum
  • Brandy
  • Bourbon
  • Schnapps
  • Irish
  • Nothing - egg nog is fine on its own
  • Nothing - egg nog is gross
  • Some other option I didn’t think of

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How much do you care about the prestige and name recognition of a university you are applying to (i.e., Harvard vs. Wichita State?)

  • a lot
  • somewhat
  • little to none at all

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A genie offers to change your appearance. What’ll it be?

  • Change nothing
  • Hair thickness/amount
  • Hair color
  • Height
  • Skin color
  • Eye color
  • Facial appearance
  • Shoe size

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The genie offers to take off any excess weight, too, if you like. You say:

  • 1-5 pounds
  • 6-10 pounds
  • None; I like my current weight
  • 11-20 pounds
  • 21-50 pounds
  • More than 50 pounds

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If you were feeling a little ill, would you be more likely to say, “I’m coming down with something” or “I’m coming down”?

  • “coming down with something”
  • just “coming down”
  • I might say either.
  • I would say neither
  • other

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  • Kirstie Alley
  • Shelley Long

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  • Diane Chambers
  • Rebecca Howe

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For what?

Cheers.

Average speed of traffic on the limited-access highways in your area (non rush-hour)
  • -10 or more below the posted limit
  • -5
  • 0, the posted limit
  • +5 over
  • +10
  • +15
  • +20
  • +25 or more

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You must give up one of these vehicle options forever:

  • Backup camera
  • Electric windows
  • Intermittent wipers

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Who would you rather vote for?
  • a liberal vampire
  • a conservative werewolf
  • an anarchist zombie
  • a communist ghost
  • a fascist witch
  • a libertarian Frankenstein’s monster

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Who would you rather vote for as the mascot of a new breakfast cereal? The mascot would have a cute name (e.g., BooBerry) and the cereal would taste like sugary drek (e.g. BooBerry).

  • a liberal vampire
  • a conservative werewolf
  • an anarchist zombie
  • a communist ghost
  • a fascist witch
  • a libertarian Frankenstein’s monster

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What’s your favorite scene from Month Python and the Holy Grail? Yes, I am forcing you to pick just one.

  • The guards debating whether a swallow could carry a coconut
  • The undertaker (“I’m not dead.”)
  • Dennis explaining the anarcho-syndicalist commune (“Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”)
  • The Black Knight
  • Bedevere explaining how to tell if someone is a witch.
  • The French Knights (Including the Trojan Rabbit bit)
  • The Knights Who Say “Ni!”
  • The three headed knight
  • The Castle Anthrax
  • Lancelot attacking the wedding party to rescue the prince
  • Tim The Enchanter
  • The Killer Rabbit and the Holy Hand Grenade
  • The part where the knights are chased by animated monsters, until the animator dies of a sudden heart attack.
  • The Bridge of Death
  • Castle Arrrrg occupied by the French
  • Arthur getting arrested by modern day police
  • A scene that I forgot to include. How naughty of me! This is punishable by a spanking!
  • I’ve somehow never seen this movie. This is punishable by being said “Ni!” to.

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