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Do you talk to strangers in bars?
  • That’s why I go to bars!
  • Sometimes.
  • I just hang out with the people I came with.
  • If I’m looking to score.
  • If a stranger talks to me first, I’ll engage with them.
  • I’m just here to drink.
  • Something else
  • I don’t go to bars.

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You can jump back to any time in your life in the past half century with the knowledge and experience you have now (except for things like world events, lottery numbers, etc.) Which decade do you choose?

  • 1970s
  • 1980s
  • 1990s
  • 2000s
  • 2010s

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You boss made baked goods and brings them in to the office to share. They walk up to your desk and offer you one, directly. You really don’t want one.
  • “Thanks boss! Looks delicious!”
  • “Thanks boss! I’ll take one for later.”
  • “Thanks, but no thank you.”

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Is there a weapon in your car?
  • I have a firearm in the car.
  • I have a knife in the car.
  • I have some other kind of bladed weapon in the car. (axe, sword, etc.)
  • I have a blunt weapon in the car. (club, baseball bat, etc.)
  • I have self-defense spray in the car.
  • I have tools that could be used as weapons.
  • Yes. Me!
  • No, I don’t really have anything in the car that could be used as a weapon.
  • I don’t have a car.

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How do you load your dishwasher?

  • I don’t scrape or rinse my dishes at all before putting them in the dishwasher.
  • I scrape off big loose chunks of food, but I don’t rinse my dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
  • I scrape and rinse my dishes, but there is still visible food residue on them when I put them in the dishwasher.
  • I scrape and rinse my dishes until there is no visible food residue on them before putting them in the dishwasher.
  • I have a dishwasher, but I don’t use it.
  • I don’t have a dishwasher.
  • I am not responsible for washing dishes in my household.

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How would you feel, as a movie director, always casting unknown/new actors and actresses in the lead roles in your films, due to them being cheaper (salary-wise) and also getting to springboard new talent into acting careers rather than using A-List-ers?

  • yes
  • no
  • other

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When peeling potatoes do you wash them first?

  • Of couse I do, they are filthy!
  • Why would you need to? The dirty part gets peeled off.
  • Why would you ever peel a potato? That’s the good part!
  • Potatoes are yucky but I want to vote.

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Which small kitchen appliances do you own?

  • Toaster
  • Blender
  • Food processor
  • Coffee maker
  • Crock pot
  • Instant pot
  • Sous vide machine
  • Rice maker
  • Stand mixer
  • Spiralizer
  • Waffle maker
  • Mandoline
  • Sparkling water maker
  • Popcorn maker
  • Vacuum sealer

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Which automobile mascot do you find to be the MOST annoying?
  • The Geico Gecko
  • Allstate’s Mayhem
  • Progressive Flo

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When you’re driving a rental car, how do you drive?

  • I drive the hell out of it, just like how people stereotypically say people abuse rental cars.
  • I drive exactly like I drive my own car.
  • Sometimes A, Sometimes B, or I used to do one but now I do the other.
  • I’ve never rented a car in my life but I want to vote.

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Your favorite Martian:

  • Aelita
  • Cosmo the Merry Martian
  • the Girl from Mars
  • the Ice Warriors
  • the ones from Invaders from Mars
  • J’onn J’onzz
  • the ones from Mars Attacks
  • Uncle Martin
  • Marvin
  • the ones from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
  • Tars Tarkas
  • the ones from War of the Worlds
  • Amy Wong
  • the Yip-Yip Martians, from Sesame Street

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You are a hiring manager and you notice that one applicant has 7 degrees on her resume. (one bachelor’s and six master’s)

  • with all those degrees, she should get some advantage in being hired
  • with all those degrees, something must be weird about her, she should be prioritized lower on the list.
  • other

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Perhaps the most perennial piece of advice given to people about sleeping better is that you should go to bed and get up at the same time each day.

But do you?

And let’s see if having a job makes a difference, shall we?

  • I have a job. I go to bed and get up at the same time 7 days a week
  • I have a job. When I go to bed and get up varies at least 1 day a week
  • I’m not working. I go to bed and get up at the same time 7 days a week
  • I’m not working. When I go to bed and get up varies at least 1 day a week

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All things considered, which do you prefer viewing?

  • Sunrise
  • Sunset

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Do you have at least one direct family member (parent, sibling, spouse or child) who has political views that are the firm opposite of yours?

  • yes
  • no

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When you leave your house (for a few hours, not for multi-day)

  • I don’t leave the house with the dryer running
  • I don’t leave the house with the washing machine running
  • I don’t leave the house with the dishwasher running
  • I don’t leave the house without turning off the water for the whole house
  • I don’t have a dryer, washer, or dishwasher but wanted to vote
  • I leave the house with these things running all the time

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My toothbrush is:

  • Manual
  • Electric
  • Both
  • I don’t brush my teeth or don’t have teeth
  • Something completely different

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Have you (to the best of your knowledge) heard at least one song by any of these bands?

  • Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
  • Circles Around the Sun
  • Galactic
  • Ghostlight
  • Goose
  • Gov’t Mule
  • Grateful Dead
  • Hot Buttered Rum
  • Joe Russo’s Almost Dead
  • Leftover Salmon
  • moe.
  • Phish
  • Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
  • Spafford
  • String Cheese Incident
  • Widespread Panic

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Christmas cards, or other “holiday cards” sent around the end of the year. Can include New Years card.

  • Never send them
  • Used to send them, but don’t any more
  • Send them just about every year

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Receiving such cards

  • Never get any, but used to
  • Never get any, and never did
  • I get some every year
  • I get a quite a few ever year

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I just saw a Mr Beast video on youtube where he offers random people the choice of either receiving $1000 or giving $10000 to a random other person. The kicker being that the guy who gave $10000 away was given another $10000 by Mr Beast for his generosity. If you were one of the people who chose $1000 how would you see the day?

  • Sweet, I made $1000 for nothing just by being right place/right time
  • Grr I lost $9000 due to not thinking laterally. Of COURSE he was going to reward generosity.

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