How many of the band names in post #2658 do you think @markn_1 made up?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6-10
- More than 10
- All of them
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This is your shopping list.
- Ezekiel 4:9 frozen loaf of bread
- Soda crackers in a can
- Jiffy corn muffin mix
- Baked beans from England or Ireland
- Dinty Moore Beef Stew
- Big tub of soft margarine
- 20 lb. bag of rice
- Clam juice
- Ice cream for dogs
- Brown bread in a can
- Bar mixers
- Lava soap
- Hydrogen peroxide
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Rich couple gets married, does a reverse-registry for their wedding - where, instead of asking guests to buy things for them, asks guests to submit requests for gifts (via email) that the couple will then buy for them.
- good idea
- bad idea
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You are in a difficult situation, your train of thought goes like this:
- What would Carl Sagan do?
- What would Lando Calrissian do?
- What would Michelle Obama do?
- What would Gus Fring do?
- What would Kermit the Frog do?
- What would Freddie Mercury do?
- What would George Carlin do?
- What would Nacho do?
- What would B.B. King do?
- What would Bertrand Russell do?
- What would Jian-Yang do?
- What would Nigel Tufnel do?
- What would Bruce Lee do?
- What would Jules Winnfield do?
- What would The Bionic Man do?
- What would Marie Curie do?
- What would Eddie Van Halen do?
- What would Rick Sanchez do?
- What would Lara Croft do?
- What would Vito Corleone do?
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Have ever gone to sleep inside your dream?
- Yes.
- No.
- I do not remember my dreams.
- I must passive-aggressively answer this in a non-useful way!
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Have you ever had a lucid dream?
- I have
- I have not
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In my lucid dream
- I was simply aware I was dreaming
- I took control of the dream
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- I have a fire proof box in my house for stuff like important documents, backups, etc
- I don’t
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- I have a safety deposit box
- I don’t
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Without googling, do you hope Henry Kissinger is
- Alive
- Dead
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Who performs your favorite song named “One”?
- Metallica
- U2
- Three Dog Night
- Bee Gees
- Ed Sheeran
- Someone else
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Wait. Is what people call lucid dreaming just waking up a little and then daydreaming/fantasizing about how you wish the dream would continue?
- Sounds like it
- No, you’re still 100% asleep
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You are out walking your dog in the park, during the day. Up ahead on the path, around a fence, come a group of 7 boisterous preteen/young teenagers. They are jumping on each other and just being typical, rowdy kids. You only care about your dog. So you move out of their way and make sure the dog is not near them. You do not realize it but you are eyeing them warily. As they pass, the gangly, tall one looks straight at you and says “OK Mom.” You are a male in this hypothetical. What do you do?
- Insult that asshole back!
- Say nothing, he will get his someday.
- You were just like them, cut him some slack.
- He is just showing off for his friends, laugh it off.
- Say something witty and acerbic back.
- Say nothing, these punks are not worth it. Only the dog matters.
- If not for the dog, I would have said something.
- I would have said something if my wits were not so slow.
- Other.
- I must fight this hypothetical because that is what I do!
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What is your preference?
- Mayonnaise
- Miracle Whip
- Neither
- Either
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Should the minimum age to get married in the U.S. be:
- Lower than the legal drinking age
- the same as the legal drinking age
- Higher than the legal drinking age
- Marriage should be illegal
- Drinking should be illegal
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Do you own a squeegee?
- Yes, the kind window washers use, with a short handle and a long blade.
- Yes, the kind they have at gas stations, with a longer handle and a sponge on one side and a rubber blade on the other.
- Yes, some other kind
- No
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Do you think @squeegee owns a squeegee?
- Of course
- No, it’s just a name
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What exotic pet(s) have you owned? (“Exotic” here just means something other than a dog or a cat.)
- Hamster
- Gerbil
- Rat
- Some other rodent
- Rabbit (and I knew that rabbits are not rodents)
- Ferret
- Hedgehog
- Parrot or parakeet
- Some other bird
- Fish
- Snake
- Turtle
- Lizard
- Some other reptile
- Frog
- Monkey
- Insect or spider
- Snail or slug
- Sea monkeys
- Something even weirder
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If you’ve owned “some other kind of bird” that’s not in the parrot/parakeet/lovebird/cockatiel it is/was:
- Domestic song bird (canary, finch etc.)
- Chicken
- Duck
- Goose
- Domestic game bird
- Dove/pigeon
- Domesticated hawk
- Emu/ostrich
- A different domesticated bird
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - crow/raven/rook
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - game bird
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - song bird
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - giant angry bird (shoe bill, cassowary and similar)
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - loon or waterfowl, fresh water
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - woodpecker/nuthatch/chickadee/tits/jays/creepers or other small flocking non-songbirds
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - ground nesting bird
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - owl
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - raptor (hawk, eagle, kite etc)
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - ocean or brackish water or shoreline bird (gull, albatross, cormorant, guillemot, plover, penguin, flamingo, swan, crane etc)
- A wild bird I raised or rehabilitated - something else that’s wild
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Do you have a designated place to put your keys when you arrive at home?
- Yes, and I use it all the time or close to it
- Yes, but I neglect to use it a fair amount of time
- No, they end up where they end up.
- I don’t have keys and/or a home
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You are semi-retired, you only work one weekday a week, your choice. Which day do you pick?
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Does not matter to me
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What do you have in your pockets most times you go out?
- Keys
- Wallet
- Coins
- Mobile phone
- Comb
- Lip balm
- Pocket knife
- Some other item(s) I always have in my pocket
- Pockets? My clothes don’t have pockets or they’re too small to carry much of anything in.
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How often to you typically use lip balm?
- All the time, constantly.
- Several times per day
- Once per day
- once in a while, maybe once a week or so
- not too often. Maybe once or twice a month
- Less than once per month, on average
- never
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