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Choose your fave member of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young:
  • David Crosby
  • Stephen Stills
  • Graham Nash
  • Neil Young

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It’s the Super Bowl. You have the ball in your opponent’s red zone. It’s 4th-and-goal from the 2. Your team is trailing by 3 points. There are only thirty seconds remaining in the fourth quarter. What do you do?

  • Kick a field goal to tie the game
  • Go for the touchdown, try to win it

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Do you know how a thermostat for a home heating and cooling system works?

  • I know how a thermostat works.
  • I don’t know how a thermostat works.

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  • Turning the thermostat up makes the room warmer.
  • Turning the thermostat up makes the room cooler.
  • Turning the thermostat down makes the room cooler.
  • Turning the thermostat down makes the room warmer.
  • The higher you set the thermostat, the faster the room will warm up.
  • The lower you set the thermostat, the faster the room will cool down.
  • The thermostat keeps the room at the same temperature that it is set to.
  • The thermostat keeps the room at a temperature range 1 to 2 degrees above or below what it is set to.

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If you are in a heterosexual relationship, who is more of a worry-wart, the man or the woman? Scale of 1-4.
1 = What, me worry? 4 = World Class Worrier status.

  • Man 1, woman 1
  • Man 1, woman 2
  • Man 1, woman 3
  • Man 1, woman 4
  • Man 2, woman 1
  • Man 2, woman 2
  • Man 2, woman 3
  • Man 2, woman 4
  • Man 3, woman 1
  • Man 3, woman 2
  • Man 3, woman 3
  • Man 3, woman 4
  • Man 4, woman 1
  • Man 4, woman 2
  • Man 4, woman 3
  • Man 4, woman 4
  • I am not currently in a heterosexual relationship, thank you very much

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Do you enjoy oral sex?

  • I enjoy receiving oral sex.
  • I don’t enjoy receiving oral sex.

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  • I enjoy giving oral sex.
  • I don’t enjoy giving oral sex.

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  • I don’t have the opportunity to have oral sex.
  • I have the opportunity for oral sex, but i don’t care enough to have an opinion.

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Your nose is slightly irritated and your body is trying to sneeze, but is not quite there. With your nasal muscles is your first reaction to

  • Try to prompt the sneeze
  • Try to cancel the sneeze
  • Do nothing and just see if the sneeze happens.

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Nasal muscles?

  • Yes, they are really a thing
  • I don’t think I have these muscles.

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  • I can twitch my nostrils
  • What kind of mutant are you!?

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In general, how competitive are you?
  • YOU. ARE. GOING. DOWN.
  • I’m pretty confident in my ability to defeat you, but I’m not cocky.
  • I’d give myself about 50/50 odds. It would be nice but not shocking to win. I would not be that upset if I lost.
  • I don’t really care about winning or losing, I’m happy just to be in the game.
  • Can I just spectate?
  • It’s very much a wide spectrum dependent on the specific activity in question.

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  • I can raise either eyebrow independently
  • I can raise just one eyebrow without the other
  • I can’t do either
  • I don’t have eyebrows

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You are in a locked, single-occupant public restroom. There is a knock on the door. What is/are your most appropriate response(s)?

  • Ain’t nobody here but us chickens!
  • Come back with a warrant!
  • Come in!
  • I’m in here!
  • In use!
  • Occupado!
  • Occupied!
  • This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed! Bitch!
  • Who’s there?

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  • I can do that
  • Nope

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  • I can do that
  • Nope

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  • I can do that
  • Nope

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Part 1: (Public)
“I would happily answer a sex-question poll that is public.”

  • True
  • False

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Part 2 (Private)
“I would happily answer a sex-question poll that is public.”

  • True, which is what I answered above.
  • True, but I lied in the public poll above.
  • False, and I didn’t vote in the public poll above.
  • False, which is what I answered above, because I don’t deem it to be a sex-question.
  • False, and I lied in the public poll above, because I didn’t want to seem like a prude.

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This month people with Amazon Prime accounts can get 2 free books in January as part of their First Reads program.

You:

Familiarity
  • I knew that this Prime perk exists
  • I didn’t know about this Prime perk

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If you have a Prime account, which of this month’s books did you choose?

Your picks
  • No Home For Killers
  • The Witch of Tin Mountain
  • The Chemistry of Love
  • Someone Else’s Life
  • Movie Star
  • Night Angels
  • Meru
  • Feral
  • The Direction of the Wind
  • The Fires

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How did you choose your free books?

How did you choose?
  • I read all of the books’ plot blurbs first before choosing
  • I clicked on the button(s) to make my selections as I read the the blurbs, without knowing all the plots before making decisions
  • I didn’t read the blurbs. I picked based on the authors
  • I didn’t read the blurbs. I picked based on the titles
  • I didn’t read the blurbs. I picked based on the cover art

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You’re a teenager again, and you’ve befriended Mr. Miyagi. On your birthday he takes you out to the yard, points at the cars and says, “You choose.” Which car do you pick?
  • 1959 Nash Metropolitan 1500 Coupe
  • 1947 Ford Super Deluxe Convertible
  • 1951 Cadillac Sedan
  • 1952 Pontiac Woodie Wagon

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Information on each car for reference.

The most overrated U.S. tourist destination is: (select up to 5)

  • Amish Country
  • Bourbon Street
  • Disney World
  • Empire State Building
  • Four Corners
  • Hollywood Sign
  • Liberty Bell
  • Lincoln Memorial
  • Mall of America
  • Mount Rushmore
  • Niagara Falls
  • Plymouth Rock
  • Roswell, New Mexico
  • Seattle Space Needle
  • Statue of Liberty
  • Times Square
  • Vegas Strip
  • Washington Monument
  • White House
  • Some other disappointment

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There was a recent poll on oral sex. I will follow up with some gender questions (apologies for other genders, but it would make for a complicated poll)

I’m a man and:

  • I like receiving oral sex
  • I don’t like receiving oral sex

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I’m a woman and:

  • I like receiving oral sex
  • I don’t like receiving oral sex

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I’m a man and:

  • I like giving oral sex
  • I don’t like giving oral sex

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I’m a woman and:

  • I like giving oral sex
  • I don’t like giving oral sex

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There are three lanes on a town road: left, right, and a middle lane for turns. The turn lane extends beyond where you would use it for turning. At 2 am on your walk, you find an 18-wheeler parked in the turn lane, with the engine running and no one at the wheel. It does not block turning.

The thing is, there is a curve just up ahead of where it is parked. People coming around the curve will not see the truck until the last moment. If someone comes around too fast they are going to collide with the truck.

Do you:

  • Report it to the police.
  • Mind your own business.
  • Other

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I saw this quote from Pete Townsend in another thread about celebrity deaths and it made me think about this. Who of these late 60s/early 70s icons do you think will garner the most media attention when they die of natural causes?

  • Paul McCartney
  • Bob Dylan
  • Mick Jagger
  • Keith Richard
  • Pete Townsend
  • Roger Daltrey
  • Robert Plant
  • Jimmy Page
  • Eric Clapton
  • Neil Young
  • Joni Mitchell
  • Grace Slick
  • Ringo Starr
  • Tina Turner
  • How dare you leave off my choice - I’ll see you in the discussion thread!
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  • I like giving fellatio
  • I don’t
  • Never have, but sounds fun with the right partner
  • Does not apply

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  • I like giving cunniligus
  • I don’t
  • Never have, but sounds fun with the right partner
  • Does not apply

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  • I like giving anilingus
  • I don’t
  • Never have, but sounds fun with the right partner
  • Does not apply

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