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Reclining your airline seat – generally speaking… (multiple choices allowed)

  • I don’t think twice about reclining if I want to recline
  • I recline but feel some guilt
  • I recline, but not all the way
  • I ask the person behind me if they mind if I recline
  • I do not recline because I am comfortable sitting up straight
  • I do not recline out of respect for the person behind me
  • Some other response

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Best Picture nominations were announced today! Which of these fine films have you seen?

  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • Avatar: The Way of Water
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Elvis
  • Everything Everywhere All At Once
  • The Fabelmans
  • Târ
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • Women Talking
  • Movies?! I don’t need no stinkin’ movies!

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Gridiron Uniform Database

NFL Uniform Champtionship Week! Your favorite AFC uniform? [Choose up to THREE]
  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Buffalo Bills
  • Cincinnti Bengals
  • Cleveland Browns
  • Denver Broncos
  • Houston Texans
  • Indianapolis Colts
  • Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Kansas City Chiefs
  • Las Vegas Raiders
  • Los Angeles Chargers
  • Miami Dolphins
  • New England Patriots
  • New York Jets
  • Pittsburgh Steelers
  • Tennessee Titans

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Top 8 go to the Super Bowl round.

NFL Uniform Champtionship Week! Your favorite AFC uniform? [Choose up to THREE]
  • Arizona Cardinals
  • Atlanta Falcons
  • Chicago Bears
  • Dallas Cowboys
  • Detroit Lions
  • Green Bay Packers
  • Los Angeles Rams
  • Minnesota Vikings
  • New Orleans Saints
  • New York Giants
  • Philadelphia Eagles
  • San Francisco 49ers
  • Seattle Seahawks
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • Washington Commanders

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Top 8 from each conference will move onto the Super Bowl round.

When you see the initialism AMC with no other context, what’s the first thing you think of?

  • A theater chain
  • A defunct car company – Ramblers and Gremlins and Pacers, oh my!
  • Something completely different

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When you see the initialism IRA with no other context, what’s the first thing you think of?

  • Individual Retirement Account
  • Irish Republican Army
  • Something completely different

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The Oscars thread makes me feel inadequate. I don’t see many movies. Other threads also make me feel like a loser. I don’t read many books. I don’t cook much. I don’t know much about music.

  • Don’t feel bad, I don’t see many movies, read many books, listen to a lot of music, or cook much either.
  • What the hell? Get a life, man.

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Obviously, it is situational but in general, which of the following do you consider to be a waste of time and/or “emotional energy” to feel?

  • Anger
  • Hate
  • Jealousy
  • Envy
  • Pettiness
  • Fear
  • Meanness
  • Regret
  • Resentment
  • Guilt
  • Loneliness
  • Insecurity
  • Frustration
  • Boredom
  • Annoyance
  • Bitterness
  • Self Pity
  • Taking Offense
  • Worry
  • None of the Above

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Has anyone you know told you that they had a baby to try to save their marriage?

  • Yup, one of my parents :grimacing:
  • Yup, a sibling
  • Yup, another relative
  • Yup, a friend
  • Yup, a coworker
  • Yup, a mere acquaintance
  • Nope

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Where are you on the Kinsey scale?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • X

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How much military support do you want to go from the USA and western Europe towards Ukraine?

  • None
  • Half as much as has been given in real life
  • As much as has been given
  • 1.5x as much as has been given
  • Twice as much as has been given
  • Thrice as much as has been given
  • other

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Feed the birds.

  • Tuppence a bag
  • Thruppence a bag (inflation)
  • Muppence a bag (it’s Big Bird)
  • Nuppence a bag (they’re free)
  • Yuppence a bag (free for Yuppies)
  • Puppence a bag (free for puppies and Pinocchio)
  • Arrest the Bird Woman. Feeding birds illegal.

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What is your favorite cut of chicken, prepared any way you like?

  • Breast
  • Thigh
  • Leg
  • Wing
  • Tender
  • Liver
  • Gizzard
  • Back
  • Neck
  • Foot
  • Skin

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You are in a precarious situation, your train of thought goes like this:

  • What would Beavis do?
  • What would Lauren Bacall do?
  • What would Pee-wee Herman do?
  • What would Iron Mike Tyson do?
  • What would Queen Nefertiti do?
  • What would George Smiley do?
  • What would Jake and Elwood do?
  • What would Flash Gordon do?
  • What would Mrs. Incredible do?
  • What would Kumar do?
  • What would William Shakespeare do?
  • What would Malcolm and Angus Young do?
  • What would Kipland Ronald “Kip” Dynamite do?
  • What would Elric of Melniboné do?
  • What would Ellen Louise Ripley do?
  • What would Dr. Emmett Brown do?
  • What would Marry Poppins do?
  • What would Epicurus do?
  • What would Reuben J. “Rooster” Cogburn do?
  • What would Cardcaptor Sakura do?

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According to World Atlas, these are the 10 most-visited countries. Which ones have you visited? Don’t include countries that you were living in at the time. (If you visited a country and later moved there or if you visited a country you had lived in previously while living somewhere else, you can include it). Don’t include countries that you’ve only flown over or ones where you never left the airport, train station, bus station or other transit station.

  • France
  • Spain
  • United States
  • China
  • Italy
  • Turkey
  • Mexico
  • Germany
  • Thailand
  • United Kingdom
  • none of these

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Which country would you most like to visit? You can revisit a country you’ve already been to, but don’t choose the country where you live.

  • France
  • Spain
  • United States
  • China
  • Italy
  • Turkey
  • Mexico
  • Germany
  • Thailand
  • United Kingdom

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There is a mysterious cave in the woods near you. Some folks say it is haunted by evil spirits. Others say it is infested with alien spiders. You have read in an ancient book that it used to be where the night-gaunts sacrificed human virgins to appease Nyarlathotep. Recently, some potheads went in and never came out.
You:

  • are attracted to its dangerous mystery.
  • must go in, like Luke Skywalker in the Empire Strikes Back.
  • avoid it like the plague!
  • think it is just a hole in the ground because you are boring.
  • would go in if someone paid you.
  • see it as a fresh spelunking opportunity.
  • are not going in because you have seen this movie before.
  • will go in but not while wearing a red shirt.
  • are moving out of the state.
  • must choose a different answer because you are boorishly difficult.

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Do you consider yourself to be more of an extrovert, or more of an introvert?

  • Extrovert
  • Introvert
  • About equal
  • Not sure
  • I just want to vote for something

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Do you consider yourself to be more of a thinker, or more of a feeler?

  • Thinker
  • Feeler
  • About equal
  • Not sure
  • I just want to vote for something

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Which of the Best Picture nominees would you like to see, if you haven’t seen them yet?

  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • Avatar: The Way of Water
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Elvis
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Fabelmans
  • Tár
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • Women Talking
  • None of the above

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If you could go back in time and give your 14-year-old self advice, would your younger self take your advice?

  • Yes.
  • Yes, but they would probably fuck it up.
  • Yes, but they would probably find a different way to fuck-up instead.
  • Nope.
  • I was too unpredictable to correctly predict.
  • I don’t want to fuck up my timeline, so I would refuse to go!
  • I can’t truly participate in this poll because I only like boring and mundane polls. :yawning_face:
  • Just like my Mom said, I am super-double-extra-special and exceptionally unique, therefore my answer shall be… (drumroll)… Other!!! :sleeping:
  • Time travel is impossible! :roll_eyes:

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Which of these pronunciations is worse:

  • Saying KEW-pon instead of coupon
  • Shopping for grow-SHUR-ies instead of groceries
  • Hey, I use one or both of those pronunciations
  • Jeez, you’re in a shitty mood today

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Opera preference - The Pearl Fishers Duet
  • Robert Merrill
  • Jussi Bjorling
  • Other vocalist(s)
  • Huh?
  • I’m offended by the narrow constraints of your poll
  • Politely decline to vote

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