Make your choice, mortal!
- Die-a-bee-tees
- Die-uh-beat-us
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- I would rather do Good in the service of Evil
- I would rather do Evil in the service of Good
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When do you usually shower or bathe?
- Soon after I get up in the morning
- Soon before I go to bed at night
- Some other particular time of day
- It varies a lot; there is no usual time
- I don’t shower or bathe
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What is the worst way to die?
- Heart disease
- Cancer
- Covid-19
- Accidental death
- Stroke
- Chronic respiratory disease
- Alzheimers
- Diabetes
- Influenza and pneumonia
- Kidney disease
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*Leading Causes of Death in 2020
If you were or are a guitar player and you inherited a pristine, excellent, and very expensive guitar, would you be afraid of scratching/dinging it? Use your definition of expensive, assume that it is a joy to play, sounds amazing, and has no sentimental value.
- No, guitars are meant to be played. If it gets scratched and dinged, so be it.
- Yes, it would be a case queen.
- Yes, but I would play it often anyway while being super careful about it.
- No, I like scratches and dings on guitars.
- I would sell it immediately before I could scratch it because I need the money.
- Yes, I would sell it and buy a bunch of cheaper guitars that don’t stress me out.
- Yes, I would sell it. Who needs that worry?
- Other. I am much too special for canned answers!
- I am not a guitar player and I can’t hypothetically assume to be something that I am not because I lack imagination.
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Our house…
- …is a very very very fine house
- …in the middle of our street
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If you voted or plan to vote in @by-tor’s poll, what is/was your voting strategy?
- Immediately
- Soon
- Later
- Last minute before poll closes
- Other / other / OTHER
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Can a gift have sentimental value if you got it so long ago that you have forgotten who gave it to you?
- No, sentimentalness is tied to the person who gave it to you.
- Yes, sentimentalness is related to all the circumstances surrounding the gift, such as your situation in life when you got it.
- Yes, you can remember that it was someone dear who gave it to you, and be sentimental about the unremembered person.
- Sometimes or Other
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- I would rather spread Chaos in the service of Law
- I would rather impose Law in the service of Chaos
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Do you send out meeting notices for a meeting/appointment/date in February and give the time in Daylight time? (E.g., “5pm PDT” instead of “5 pm PT” or “5pm PST”)
- No, because I am not stupid.
- Yes, because I am stupid and don’t understand the difference between Daylight Time and Standard Time.
- Yes, because I am stupid and don’t understand the difference between “D” and “S”
- Yes, because I am careless but also stupid because I think everyone will “know” what I mean.
- Yes, because I hope the stupid people who can’t figure out the REAL time will miss the meeting.
- Yes, because I like giving my teammates a little puzzle to do.
- Yes, because I love chaos.
- Yes, because I am in an area where we are on Daylight Time in February, so it is reasonable for me to do so.
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Nocturnal dreams…
- I love dreaming. I find it entertaining to re-hash my dreams when I awaken from them.
- I usually like dreaming and thinking about dreams I’ve had.
- Meh on the dreams.
- I mostly dislike dreaming. They are an annoyance.
- If I had my way I would go the rest of my life without dreaming.
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Some Dunning-Kruger research: mark the one that applies to you.
- I am extremely intelligent and I think there are more assholes than idiots.
- I am extremely intelligent and I think there are more idiots than assholes.
- I have above-average intelligence and I think there are more assholes than idiots.
- I have above-average intelligence and I think there are more idiots than assholes.
- I have average intelligence and I think there are more assholes than idiots.
- I have average intelligence and I think there are more idiots than assholes
- I have below-average intelligence and I think there are more assholes than idiots
- I have below-average intelligence and I think there are more idiots than assholes.
- I have below-average intelligence and I don’t know or I don’t understand the question.
- SQUIRREL!
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(If you prefer not to categorize people into two discrete buckets, please interpret the question as “more overall assholery” vs “more overall idiocy.”)
If you said no, how do you express the time in your invite for that 5pm meeting in February?
- the correct acronyms: 5pm EST, CST, MST, or PST
- spell it out to eliminate all confusion: 5pm eastern standard time, central standard time, mountain standard time, or pacific standard time
- the format that never needs updating throughout the year: 5pm eastern, central, mountain, or pacific
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I have previously disclosed my ignorance of the field of music. Still, I was surprised to read the following names (suggested as HoF worthy) in the thread about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Which of the following acts have you heard of:
- Mott the Hoople
- Big Star
- Fairport Convention
- Hawkwind
- Pere Ubu
- The Cramps
- None of the above
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How would you rate your parents?
- better than average
- average
- worse than average
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Who was the most competent employee at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
- Michael Scott
- Pam Beesly
- Dwight Schrute
- Jim Halpert
- Phyllis Vance/Lappin
- Andy Bernard
- Stanley Hudson
- Kevin Malone
- Meredith Palmer
- Angela Martin
- Oscar Martinez
- Creed Bratton
- Ryan Howard
- Toby Flenderson
- Kelly Kapoor
- Darryl Philbin
- Erin Hannon
- Gabe Lewis
- Holly Flax
- Someone else
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- No one
- I don’t know
- I didn’t watch The Office enough to have an opinion
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American Dopers, when do you file your income tax return?
- As soon as I have all the paperwork I need.
- Somewhere in between. Not right away, but not at the last minute.
- Close to the April 15th deadline.
- I’m not American but pretty please can I vote, too?
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Ozzy Osbourne is retiring, are you a fan?
- 5 Huge fan
- 4 A fan
- 3 So so, indifferent. He’s okay.
- 2 Don’t care for him much
- 1 Hate that guy and everything he’s ever done.
- 0 Who are we talking about? Other
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- I’ve been a pallbearer
- I haven’t
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- Both of my birth parents are alive
- One of my birth parents is alive
- Neither are alive
- I’m not sure
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- I have four living grandparents
- I have three living grandparents
- I have two living grandparents
- I have one living grandparent
- I have no living grandparents
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