Polls only: No discussion

[squeegee]

• I play an instrument
• I don’t play an instrument

I play:

• Piano or other keyboard instrument
• Guitar/Bass guitar/other plucked instrument
• Drum or other percussion instrument
• A brass instrument
• A reed instrument
• A woodwind instrument
• A bowed string instrument
• Something else

[markn_1]

Good morning! How would you like your fried eggs?

• Sunny side up: Egg is not flipped and the yolk is very runny.
• Over easy: Egg is flipped and the yolk is runny.
• Over medium: Egg is flipped and the yolk is slightly runny.
• Over well: Egg is flipped and the yolk is cooked hard.
• I don’t eat fried eggs.
• Something else.

[colinfred]

When does it stop being “last night” and is now “this morning”?

• 12AM
• 1AM
• 2AM
• 3AM
• 4AM
• 5AM
• 6AM
• 7AM or later

[RollOutTheBarrel]

Someone recently posted a poll on Reddit asking Redditors if they tipped at vending machines. I was confused by the question because I don’t remember ever seeing an option to tip at a vending machine. Most of the commenters in the thread seemed as baffled as I was. So my question to you: Have you ever tipped at a vending machine?

• Yes
• I have had the option to tip, but I have never tipped or can’t remember tipping.
• I have never seen the option to tip or can’t remember if I’ve seen the option to tip.
• I’ve never used a vending machine.
• other

[Velocity]

You work in an office. Your employer decides to add a few Labradors and Russian Blues/Tabbies to the office, saying it will improve cubicle morale.

• Yay
• No, I’m allergic, or don’t want pets in my workplace
• Why not some other dog/cat breed(s)?

[Karen_Lingel]

Your boss wants to let monitor lizards and screech owls run loose in your office.

• Yay
• No

[elfkin477]

If you said no, was it because you don’t want both Labradors and Russian Blues/Tabbies in the office?

• No, I’m allergic
• No, I don’t want dogs or cats in the office
• Yes, I would be fine with office cats but not dogs
• Yes, I would be fine with office dogs but not cats

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Pick a pastry. OK, pick three.

• Bagel
• Beignet
• Cinnamon roll
• Croissant
• Danish
• Doughnut
• English muffin
• Muffin (blueberry, banana, whatever)
• Scone
• Some other pastry that I may or may not discuss in the Polls Discussion thread

[DCnDC]

Is there a number in your primary personal email address?

• Yes, by choice
• Yes, by necessity
• No
• I don’t have a personal email address

[Velocity]

You work a staff/administrative/editing/behind-the-scenes-type job for a movie studio. Which of the following job perks would you want? (check 4 that apply)

• The opportunity to be an actor/actress as an extra, or minor role, in all movies the studio makes
• Receive 0.001% of the box office gross for each movie as a bonus payment (if movie grosses $500 million, you earn $5,000)
• A “swag bag” every year like what Oscar winners get (watches, plane tickets, hotel vouchers, perfume, etc))
• An employment anniversary every year, that you get to select a gift from an employee catalog for
• $5,250 in free tuition for any external classes you may take (the federal tax-free limit for such benefits)
• Personalized memorabilia for each movie (posters, get selfies taken with the actors, etc)
• A nice office with couch, roll-out bed, fold-out table
• Dogs, cats, monitor lizards and screech owls
• Cafeteria with healthy food, gym, laundry machines
• Get to walk on the red carpet at the movie premiere

[by-tor]

You are in a store that is being robbed by 3 people. One of the robbers puts a gun in your face and demands your wallet. You give it to them. Then he demands that you get on your knees and plead for your life. What do you do?

• I comply sincerely. Are you kidding?
• I comply insincerely. The sooner I do, the sooner they leave.
• I comply insincerely. It will stall them and perhaps the police are coming.
• I do not comply. I face Death like a Samurai, with my Honor intact.
• I do not comply but instead, say something very witty and dry! Just like James Bond. If I die, I die in style.
• In my mind, I go Bruce Lee on his ass. Then I grab his gun and waste his companions as Tom Cruise taught me to do in the movie Collateral. But in reality- I beg and cry for my life on my knees, with no dignity whatsoever.
• I conceal carry, so this is my chance to save the day! This is why I practice my quick draw, just like Tom Cruise in the movie Collateral!
• I will kneel but I won’t plead, ever.
• I will plead but I won’t kneel, ever.
• I will show the world my Brain-tastic Brain-ality with the answer of… Other!

[Karen_Lingel]

What do you think is the best psychological strategy, (and wouldn’t you like to know which is best in advance)?

• Bad guys like that get their jollies from hearing you beg, so if you do it, they let you live longer so they can keep listening to it.
• Bad guys like that get their jollies from hearing you beg, so if you don’t beg, they will keep you alive until you DO beg.

[markn_1]

• I am right-handed.
• I am left-handed.
• I am ambidextrous.
• I have fewer than two hands.
• I have more than two hands.
• Something else.

[saje]

Do you mute whole threads?

• All the time
• Every once in a while
• Very rarely
• Never
• Certain poster(s) only
• Certain topic(s) only

[squeegee]

• I can pick up things with my toes
• Weirdo

[Procrustus]

The shower you use most often:

• Has a shower curtain
• Has a glass door, wall etc.
• Has neither a curtain or glass.
• something else
• I don’t have a shower, or if I do, I don’t use it.

[elfkin477]

How old were you the first time you were sent a letter saying you were selected for jury duty?

• In my 20s
• In my 30s
• In my 40s
• In my 50s
• In my 60s
• In my 70s

[Fear_Itself]

Which is the correct aphorism?

• “No rest for the weary.”
• “No rest for the wicked.”

[Karen_Lingel]

• I have received a letter of summons for jury duty
• I actually had to go to the courthouse for my jury duty summons
• I went through voir dire for jury duty, but was dismissed.
• I went through voir dire for jury duty, and was seated on a jury.
• I sat through a trial on the jury, but was dismissed before jury deliberations.
• I sat through jury deliberations, but was dismissed before rendering a judgement
• The jury I was on came to a decision and rendered it before the judge.
• The jury I was on could not come to a decision and was dismissed as hopelessly deadlocked.
• I’ve been tried by a jury of my peers.

[SuntanLotion]

I was exempt from jury duty.