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My refrigerator is a:

  • Top freezer
  • Bottom freezer
  • Side by side
  • French door
  • Quad door
  • Dorm fridge
  • Walk-in

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  • Ice/water in the door
  • I like the clean look, thanks. Plain door

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  • Freestanding
  • Built-in

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Have you ever proposed marriage to someone by kneeling down in front of them, or been proposed to in that way?

  • Yes, I’ve done that, or my partner has done it when they proposed to me
  • I’ve proposed marriage or been proposed to, but kneeling was not involved
  • I’ve never proposed marriage to anyone or been proposed to

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  • I have cooked with vanilla or another extract that includes alcohol.
  • I have cooked with wine.
  • I have cooked with beer.
  • I have cooked with sherry.
  • I have cooked with hard liquor.
  • I have cooked with liqueur.

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I haven’t cooked with alcohol because

  • I don’t cook foods, sauces, or desserts that could have alcohol added.
  • I don’t like the taste.
  • I try not to ingest any alcohol.
  • I have religious reasons not to.
  • I have cultural reasons not to.
  • Alcohol’s for drinking.
  • I don’t ingest alcohol for medical reasons, such as hepatitis or medication interactions.
  • I had a traumatic experience with Cherries Jubilee as a child.
  • Some other reason.

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  • I have cooked with sake
  • nope

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Who would you rather marry?

  • someone you’re not attracted to, but has good character
  • someone you are attracted to, but has bad character

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A similar alcohol poll. For this poll, “boozy food” has enough alcohol in it that an ordinary portion might have enough alcohol to affect the eater. Something like tiramisu.

  • I sometimes prepare food with enough alcohol in it to be boozy.
  • I sometimes prepare food with wine or other “alcoholic beverages” but the food isn’t boozy.
  • I sometimes prepare food with alcoholic ingredients that aren’t ordinarily consumed on their own, like vanilla extract.
  • I prepare food, but never use alcohol or alcoholic ingredients when making food.
  • I don’t prepare enough food to have a meaningful answer

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Does drinking a carbonated beverage make you hiccup?

  • Yes, it will often trigger an extended bout of hiccups
  • It will often cause one or two hiccups immediately after drinking it
  • It occasionally, but not often, causes hiccups
  • This never or almost never happens to me
  • I’ve never drunk a carbonated beverage
  • Something else

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I’d rather be able to:
  • Perform complex mathematical operations in my head
  • Pilot a helicopter
  • Play the piano by ear

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Which mental disorder describes you best? (If you have the actual disorder, vote on it, and if you don’t, pick whichever you’re closest to.)

  • Depression
  • OCD/unusually strong fixations
  • Anxiety and/or panic attacks
  • Schizophrenia/psychosis/delusions/hallucinations
  • Bipolar
  • ADHD
  • Borderline
  • An eating disorder
  • Dissociation, depersonalization or derealization
  • Narcissism
  • PTSD/trauma
  • Psychopathic/sociopathic
  • other
  • I am really, really, normal.

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  • I’ve been to the rim of the Grand Canyon
  • I’ve down been inside the Grand Canyon
  • I’ve boated/floated down the Grand Canyon
  • Nope

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I traversed the Grand Canyon by water, multi-days, in a:

  • Kayak
  • Dory
  • Paddleboat
  • Oar boat
  • Motorized raft (S-rig, J-rig, C-craft)
  • Innertube
  • Barrel
  • Amphibious assault vehicle
  • Something else

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I went down into the Grand Canyon (sans boat)

  • The hard way: I walked
  • By mule! Like the Brady Bunch!
  • Parachute, whee!
  • Nope

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I have a freezer that isn’t part of a refrigerator:

(Pick up to 6.)

  • yes, and I use it
  • yes, but it’s broken/not working
  • yes, but it’s not in use although it’s not broken
  • no, because I don’t want one
  • no, because I’ve got no place to put one
  • no, because I can’t afford one
  • I’ve got two freezers
  • I have three or more freezers
  • my back room/barn/hole in the permafrost/whatever is below freezing all year, I just use that
  • other

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Movies you have never seen, but still know enough about that you understand cultural references to:
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Alien
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Back to the Future
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Carrie
  • Casablanca
  • Citizen Kane
  • Die Hard
  • Dirty Dancing
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Easy Rider
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • E.T. the Extraterrestrial
  • The Exorcist
  • Forrest Gump
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Ghostbusters
  • The Godfather
  • Gone With the Wind
  • The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  • It’s A Wonderful Life
  • Jaws
  • Jurassic Park
  • King Kong (1933)
  • Mary Poppins
  • The Matrix
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Night of the Living Dead (1968)
  • The Princess Bride
  • Psycho
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Rocky
  • Rosemary’s Baby
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Scarface
  • The Shining
  • The Sixth Sense
  • Soylent Green
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Star Wars
  • Taxi Driver
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  • Titanic
  • The Untouchables
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • I’ve seen all of those movies
  • I’ve seen none of those movies and know nothing about any of them

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When you were a little kid, did you put up a fuss if your sandwich wasn’t cut in half a certain way, or if the the crusts weren’t cut off?

  • yes over both
  • yes over it being cut “wrong”
  • yes over crusts left on
  • nope, not me

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Square sandwiches should be cut

  • Straight, into 2 rectangles
  • Diagonally, into 2 triangles
  • It depends on the type of sandwich
  • Hey, did we already have this poll?

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If you have a separate freezer unit in use, where is it located?

  • In the kitchen.
  • In the pantry.
  • In another room inside the main part of my house.
  • In a downstairs area like a basement or cellar.
  • In a semi-outside area like an entryway or attached garage.
  • In a separate building like a detached garage or storage shed.
  • In a semi-outdoors area, like a porch.
  • Outdoors.
  • In a part of my property I use for business/commercial purposes.
  • I have more than one separate freezers in use and more than one option applies.
  • I have a freezer but it’s in a place other than the options you gave.

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Do you have a pantry? That is, not a closet or cabinet for kitchen goods storage, but an actual walk-in room off your kitchen and/or dining room designed to be storage space for canned goods, flours, dishes, etc.?

  • no
  • yes, and that’s what we use it for
  • yes, we’ve got a room that was meant as a pantry, but we do something else with it
  • yes, and it’s even got its own sink!
  • other

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You make yourself a sandwich. Do you cut it?

  • Mostly yes
  • Mostly no

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Choose one of these fictional things and they will become real:
  • Kaiju
  • Vampires
  • Werewolves
  • Zombies

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  • What’s a “kaiju”?

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