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What do you brush your teeth with?

  • Commercial toothpaste
  • Commercial tooth gel
  • Commercial stripe gel+paste
  • Baking soda
  • Salt
  • Other home made dentifrice
  • Water only
  • Nothing
  • I don’t brush my teeth

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You must choose one of the following individuals to be the next president of the United States:

  • Marjorie Taylor-Greene
  • Lauren Boebert
  • Madison Cawthorn
  • Alex Jones
  • Ron DeSantis
  • Your MAGA-supporting coworker, uncle, neighbor, ex, etc.

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The structure I live in was built:

  • Before 1900
  • 1900’s
  • 1910’s
  • 1920’s
  • 1930’s
  • 1940’s
  • 1950’s
  • 1960’s
  • 1970’s
  • 1980’s
  • 1990’s
  • 2000’s
  • 2010’s
  • 2020’s

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  • 1br, 1ba
  • 2br, 1ba
  • 2br, 2ba
  • 3br, 1ba
  • 3br, 2ba
  • 3br, 3ba
  • 4br, 1ba
  • 4br, 2ba
  • 4br, 3ba
  • 4br, 4ba
  • 5br, 1ba
  • 5br, 2ba
  • 5br, 3ba
  • 5br, 4ba
  • 5br, 5ba
  • 5+br, whatever baths

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Current condition or personal preference:

  • Bush
  • Landing strip
  • Clean
  • Other

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  • Cut
  • Uncut
  • Other

0 voters

Current bed:

  • Single
  • Full
  • Queen
  • King
  • California King
  • Sleeping bag
  • Futon
  • Sleeper sofa
  • Bed of nails

0 voters

Mattress:

  • Inner spring
  • Foam
  • Hybrid
  • Gel Grid

0 voters

  • Bedspread/Comforter
  • Duvet
  • Coverlet
  • Foil blanket

0 voters

  • Pillow top
  • Foam top
  • No top

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The gas (or electric) fill on my car is on:

  • The driver’s side
  • The passenger side

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It’s the Sweet Sixteen of nuts! Choose your favorites:

  • Almonds
  • Pili nuts

0 voters

  • Pecans
  • Kola nuts

0 voters

  • Cashews
  • Candlenuts

0 voters

  • Peanuts
  • Marcona almonds

0 voters

  • Macadamia nuts
  • Ginkgo nuts

0 voters

  • Brazil nuts
  • Hazelnuts

0 voters

  • Pistachios
  • Pine nuts

0 voters

  • Walnuts
  • Chestnuts

0 voters

  • I can juggle
  • I cannot juggle

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I have never tasted these nuts:

  • Almonds
  • Brazil nuts
  • Candlenuts
  • Cashews
  • Chestnuts
  • Ginkgo nuts
  • Hazelnuts
  • Kola nuts
  • Macadamia nuts
  • Marcona almonds
  • Peanuts
  • Pecans
  • Pili nuts
  • Pine nuts
  • Pistachios
  • Walnuts
  • I have tasted all of them

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You’re going to a movie (for free). All you know about the movie is its lead actress. Which movie do you choose?

  • Kristen Bell
  • Kristen Stewart
  • Kristen Wiig
  • I would stay home

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You’re going to a movie (for free). All you know about the movie is its lead actor. Which movie do you choose?

  • Ryan Gosling
  • Ryan Phillippe
  • Ryan Reynolds
  • I would stay home

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I’m home and my keys are:

  • On a hook
  • In my pocket
  • Around my neck or wrist
  • In a bowl
  • On a table / counter / desk
  • In a drawer
  • In my purse
  • Attached to my clothing
  • In my car
  • Other
  • Dammit, where are my keys?

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You’re at home, doing the normal things you do at home: eating dinner, watching TV, doing laundry, etc.

Are you wearing shoes?

  • Pretty much always
  • More often than not
  • About half the time
  • Maybe once in a while
  • Practically never

0 voters

Are slippers shoes?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

It’s the Elite Eight of nuts! Choose your favorites:

  • Almonds
  • Hazelnuts

0 voters

  • Macadamia nuts
  • Peanuts

0 voters

  • Cashews
  • Walnuts

0 voters

  • Pistachios
  • Pecans

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Polls only, yes but…

  • Building polls here are too fiddly
  • Poll builder dictates terms that I don’t agree with
  • Number of responses permitted? God help you if you don’t commit
  • The only way to delete a poll and start all over is to change it into a placeholder poll like this one.

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Your shopping list, part 2:
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  • Monosodium glutamate
  • 20 lb. jackfruit
  • Mrs. Dash
  • Rogaine
  • Lard
  • Cold cream
  • Snotsucker
  • Pork stuffing
  • Alum
  • Shaving powder
  • Instant nonfat dry milk
  • Laundry bluing

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nm and words for Discourse.

The world’s population must undergo drastic shrinking. (That is, an enormous number of people will vanish into thin air at once, selected at random.) You don’t get to choose who remains. You are guaranteed to be one of the remnant left behind on Earth, however. What do you want the size of the new Earth population to be?

  • 100 people
  • 1,000
  • 10,000
  • 100,000
  • 1 million
  • 10 million
  • 100 million
  • 1 billion

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It’s the Final Four of nuts! Choose your favorites:

  • Cashews
  • Almonds

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  • Pistachios
  • Macadamia nuts

0 voters