- I’m a man
- I’m a woman
- I’m non-binary
- I’m genderfluid
- I have another gender identity not listed
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- Innie
- Outie
- It’s complicated
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How often do you typically lie (don’t tell the truth) in a normal month?
- Never.
- Once or twice
- Several times (3-7)
- ~8-15
- 16 or more
- All the time-hell I am lying right now!
- Extenuating circumstance-my job more or less demands that I do so
- Extenuating circumstance-my personal life more or less demands that I do so
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ROLL CALL! Choose the best descriptor of your current Dope status (yes it is anonymous):
- Administrator
- Moderator
- Former Admin/Mod
- Official Charter Member
- De facto Charter Member who lost it at some point
- Paying Member
- Nonpaying Guest
- “Registered Member” (you chose Paying Member during registration but never sprung for the fee)
- Troll
- Sock Puppet
- Spammer
- Bannee
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Toilet paper technique:
- Crumpled into a random wad
- Folded into a symmetrical pad
- Some other toilet paper origami
- I use a bidet with no toilet paper
- I don’t use any post-poop ablutions
- I don’t poop
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It’s the Nuts Finals! Choose your favorite:
- Cashews
- Pistachios
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Have you ever lived in a house with a root cellar? Dirt walls/floors/ceiling, likely with some shelves, meant to keep food cool.
- yes, and it was the only cellar the home had
- yes, a dug one and it adjoined a larger less crude cellar or basement, sharing at least a wall
- yes, but it was completely separate from the home’s larger less crude cellar or basement
- nope
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What kinds of cables do you currently have in your home, regardless of whether it is plugged into something or just a spare you have laying around in case you need it someday.
- Original USB 1.0
- Mini USB
- Micro USB
- USB-C
- Lightning (iPhone cable)
- Apple 30-pin dock cable (old iPhone cable)
- HDMI
- S-Video
- RCA audio/video cables (the old yellow/red/white AV cables)
- Coaxial (cable TV/internet)
- Twin-lead antenna wire (the kind you screw to the back of an old TV)
- Ethernet
- RS232 serial cable
- Parallel port cable (ie. old school printer cable)
- 3.5 mm audio cable (eg. aux cable)
- 6.35 mm audio cable (the big old school headphone jack)
- RJ11 telephone cable
- Firewire
- Thunderbolt
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How many times do you use a towel after bathing/showering before tossing it in the laundry?
- I use a fresh towel every time
- Twice
- Thrice
- Four or more times
- Something else entirely altogether everything everywhere all at once
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- Buc-ee’s.
- Sheetz
- Wawa
- Jesse, WTF are you talking about?
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It’s Cheese March Madness time! Here are your sweet 16, choose your favorites:
- Cheddar
- Gruyere
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- Cream / Neufchâtel
- Ricotta
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- Mozzarella
- Brie
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- Muenster
- American
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- Swiss
- Havarti
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- Provolone
- Cottage
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- Feta
- Monterey Jack
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- Blue / Roquefort / Gorgonzola
- Parmesan / Romano / Pecorino
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Does it bother you that the i from “exclaim” completely vanishes when it becomes “exclamation”?
- No
- Yes
- Whoa, where does the i go?
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Typically, when you leave your house, how many pockets in the clothes you are wearing are not empty? (That is, how many pockets do you use to carry things?)
- None - my clothes have no pockets, or I don’t use pockets to carry things
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- More than 6
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Your yearly time choice:
- The US default (Daylight Saving Time from early March thru October, Standard from November to early March)
- Standard time all year long
- DST all year long
- Some other option (disclose in the discussion thread)
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It’s the cheese Elite Eight! Choose your favorites:
- Provolone
- Swiss
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- Cheddar
- Monterey Jack
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- Parmesan / Romano / Pecorino
- Muenster
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- Mozzarella
- Cream / Neufchâtel
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How often are your towels laundered?
- After a single use
- More than once a week
- Weekly
- Eh, maybe every other week
- About every third week
- It might be longer than that
- Towels? I don’t use towels
- Something else, which i will comment on in the discussion thread
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It’s the cheese Final Four! Choose your favorites:
- Cheddar
- Swiss
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- Mozzarella
- Parmesan / Romano / Pecorino
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Do you like Cherry flavored Starbursts?
- Yes, I love them.
- Yes, they are fine.
- Whatever. I’ll eat them.
- I’ll eat them but they are my least favorite.
- For the most part, no.
- No, they are disgusting and taste like medicine!
- What is a Starburst?
- My delicate and complex sensibilities in this matter demand a detailed and non-obvious answer.
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Is one enough?
- Yes
- No
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Are three too many?
- Yes
- No
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- I can wiggle my ears
- I cannot wiggle my ears
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