- I can twerk
- I cannot twerk
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- I can moonwalk
- Nope
0 voters
- Yes, I can moo.
- No, I cannot moo.
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- This thread cracks me up
- Nope
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It’s the March Madness of Cheese Finals! Choose your favorite:
- Cheddar
- Mozzarella
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Which of these trademarked terms do you use generically: that is, to refer to the class of product in general, and not specifically to the product produced by the company that owns the trademark?
- Band-Aid (adhesive bandage)
- Bobcat (skid-steer loader)
- Bubble Wrap (inflated packaging cushion)
- Clorox (bleach)
- Coke (soft drink)
- Crock-Pot (slow cooker)
- Hacky Sack (footbag)
- Hoover (vacuum cleaner)
- Jacuzzi (whirlpool bath)
- Jell-O (gelatin dessert)
- Kleenex (facial tissue)
- Ping Pong (table tennis)
- Rollerblade (inline skates)
- Scotch tape (transparent adhesive tape)
- Sharpie (permanent marker)
- Styrofoam (polystyrene foam)
- Super Glue (cyanoacrylate glue)
- Thermos (insulated flask)
- Xerox (photocopy)
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Someone is trying to get you to believe things that are not true. You are being…
- gaslighted
- gaslit
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You have a pest in your house that you want GONE. This poll asks how comfortable you are killing things using various methods.
Using your bare hands (e.g., squashing under your thumb, wringing its little neck, etc)
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
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Stepping on it with your (bare or shoed) foot
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
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Flyswatter/newspaper
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
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Hitting it with an object/implement that you hold in your hands, such as a book.
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
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Throwing/dropping an object/implement at it, like a book.
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
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Stuff I keep inside my fridge door*:
- Sriracha
- Soy sauce
- Tamari
- Ponzu
- Oyster sauce
- Fish sauce
- Hoisen sauce
- Ketchup
- Yellow mustard
- Brown mustard
- Dijon mustard
- Honey mustard
- Mayonnaise
- Miracle whip
- BBQ sauce
- Steak sauce
- Lemon juice
- Lime juice
- Prepared horseradish
- Cream horseradish
- Pickles
- Olives
- Giardiniera
- Peanut butter
- Jam/Jelly
- Hot sauce
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*Based on my own fridge door + some things I thought people have. Excluding milk, juice and many flavors of salad dressing. And butter, everybody keeps some butter on the door. We can discuss max things I missed in the other thread.
Have you thought of a great poll to post then when you get around to logging on the idea is gone?
- Yes
- No
- It’s a yes or no question but I somehow have a different answer.
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I would prefer this pest in my house dead but crushed to having it live (assuming that you plan to kill/remove it by some means other than crushing it, or possibly are okay with it just staying in you home. This is mostly a poll about the desirability/unpleasantness of crushed pests.)
- gnat
- ant
- tiny (ant-sized) spider
- fly
- medium (fly-sized) spider
- moth
- bee/wasp/hornet/yellowjacket/etc
- large (> fly-sized) spider
- cockroach
- mouse
- rat
- squirrel/chipmunk
- raccoon
- None of the above
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What about frogs?
- I would purposely stomp on an unwanted frog in my house.
- I would not purposely stomp on an unwanted frog in my house.
- I accidentally stomped on a frog (it looked like a dead leaf!)
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Ever had a Viennetta?
- Yes! Love it!
- Yes. It’s fine.
- Yes. Didn’t care for it.
- No.
- A what?
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- I prefer to pay the same price for a smaller package/less product
- I’d rather pay more for the same amount
- Dunno, but I’m sure gonna bitch about it
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Your friends who quote Monty Python routines.
- They’re no longer my friends.
- I’ll never, ever get tired of it!
- It was funny, but fifty-plus years is enough. Find something else to give yout life meaning.
- Only Americans do that.
- Firesign Theatre was better.
- Uncle Josh was better.
- Venezuelan Beaver Cheese!
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I’ll click on this link to see what a Viennetta is: https://www.goodhumor.com/us/en/p/vanilla-viennetta-frozen-dairy-dessert-cake.html/00041000008610
- Sure
- Naw
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Here are some more trademarked words that are often used as generic terms. Which ones do you use generically; that is, to refer to the class of product in general, and not specifically to the product produced by the company that owns the trademark?
- AstroTurf (artificial turf)
- Chap Stick (lip balm)
- Cuties (clementines)
- Formica (wood or plastic laminate)
- Frisbee (flying disc)
- Jeep (four wheel drive vehicle)
- Jet Ski (personal watercraft)
- Plexiglass (acrylic glass)
- Post-it (sticky note)
- Taser (electroshock weapon)
- Tupperware (plastic storage containers)
- Velcro (hook and loop fastener)
- Walkman (personal cassette player)
- White-Out (correction fluid)
- Zamboni (ice resurfacer)
- Ziploc (plastic zipper bag)
- Zoom (videoconferencing)
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…And three more that I forgot to include in the last poll, but can’t edit now:
- Jetway (passenger boarding bridge)
- JumboTron (large screen television/scoreboard)
- Kraft Dinner (macaroni and cheese)
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Do I change my avatar back to the classic Alec Guinness Obi-Wan, or keep the Maine Coon Obi-Wan I switched to a few months ago?
- Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan
- Kitty Obi-Wan
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You want to understand something that’s been confusing you. The person tells you, “I could explain, but if I do, you’ll be really hurt and/or angry.”
Do you want him or her to explain?
- yes
- no
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