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We’ve hit post #3000. Does the thread starter get some kind of prize?

  • Yes, watch for it in the mail
  • LOL, no

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I haven’t seen Young Frankenstein, but it seems to be another one of those movies that everybody else has seen.

  • I’ve seen it.
  • I’ve never seen it.
  • Not only have I’ve seen it, but I can quote it.
  • Never heard of it before this week.

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Your BMI (Body-Mass Index)?
  • 41 or more
  • 38-40
  • 35-37
  • 32-34
  • 30-31
  • 29
  • 28
  • 27
  • 26
  • 25
  • 24
  • 23
  • 22
  • 21
  • 20
  • 19
  • 17-18
  • 15-16
  • 14 or less
  • Something else/extenuating circumstances (Generic Bailout Option)

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BMI Calculator

  • I always wear a bra to the store.
  • I have, on occasion, worn a bra to the store.
  • I have, on occasion, worn nothing but a bra to the store.
  • I have, on occasion, worn absolutely nothing to the store.
  • I never wear a bra to the store.
  • Wear a bra to the what?
  • Wear what to the store?

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  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 0 of 5 stars.
  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 1 of 5 stars.
  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 2 of 5 stars.
  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 3 of 5 stars.
  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 4 of 5 stars.
  • I’ve seen Young Frankenstein, and give it 5 of 5 stars.

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Young Frankenstein

  • I have seen the movie but not the musical
  • I have seen the musical but not the movie
  • I have seen the movie AND the musical
  • I have seen neither the musical nor the movie

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Modern entertainment – cinema, television, literature, music, architecture, food, etc

  • has just gotten way too fucking weird
  • is well-balanced between weird and ordinary
  • needs to explore more weirdness
  • desperately need to become totally out there
  • I am my own entertainment

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  • I eat 4-5 servings of vegetables every day
  • I eat 4-5 servings of fruit every day
  • I eat some vegetables every day
  • I eat some fruit every day
  • I eat vegetables occasionally
  • I eat fruit occasionally
  • I at least eat something green everyday
  • I at least eat something green occasionally
  • I don’t eat vegetables
  • I don’t eat fruit

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Are you having spring-like mild weather yet?

  • I have noticed a deficit of flying insects compared to what is typical
  • The insect population seems normal and annoying
  • I will revisit this question when the weather is less sucky, if’n it occurs to me
  • What? Go outside? What is wrong with you?

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Are you noticing also (or instead) a (possibly related) serious diminishment of the Spring Bird Chorus from what it used to be?

  • yes
  • no
  • I’ve recently moved so can’t tell
  • I never paid much attention so can’t tell
  • other

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Poll #1: Your current marital status
  • Single, never married
  • Single, divorced (or annulled)
  • Separated
  • Widowed (widowered?)
  • Currently married to one person
  • Polyamorous (2 or more spouses)

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Poll #1: Number of spouses that you have had in this life
  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6 or more

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It’s local (city) election time here in gobsmackingly scary Colorado Springs! In (dis)honor of the event, how do you rate your city-level local politicians?

  • Bastions of sanity and good governance in a crazy world.
  • Well intentioned, wish they could be more skilled/competant.
  • Doing their best, but way out of their depth.
  • Completely ineffective, but at least not actively evil.
  • Evil, but at least vaguely competent, so could be worse.
  • Evil, and utterly incompetent, but somehow popular.
  • Scary Beyond All Reason?
  • I’m too afraid to even look anymore?
  • Bacon Hindu Atheists.

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String cheese.

  • Peel it
  • Bite it

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A delivery driver wearing a uniform and driving a branded vehicle knocks on your door, hands you a package, then politely requests to use your restroom.

Do you let them use your restroom?
  • Yes.
  • No.
  • I don’t usually answer the door for delivery people.
  • Other:

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Do you ever write your name, or some other identifier, in your books?
  • Yes, always.
  • Yes, sometimes.
  • Yes if I plan on taking the book around with me, no if I intend for it to never leave my house.
  • Not my own books, but I do for my children’s books.
  • No I never do this.
  • Other:

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If this book should care to roam, will you box its ears and send it home?

  • Yes
  • No
  • BOOKS DON’T HAVE EARS! I INTERPRET EVERYTHING LITERALLY!

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  • there: wolf
  • fuschteps! futschteps! following in his grandfather’s futschteps!
  • oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you
  • wait, where are you going, I was going to make espresso
  • vould you like to haff a roll in ze hay?
  • “sedagive”???
  • he vas my boyvriend!
  • could be worse: could be raining
  • oh, you men are all alike, 7 or 8 quick ones and you are out with the boys to boast and brag
  • Abby someone

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Have you ever done that pumping arm gesture to ask a truck driver to blow their horn?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Have I done what now?
  • pie

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If you have, assuming they saw you, did they honk?
  • I usually get a honk
  • Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t
  • Rarely
  • Hasn’t worked for me yet

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