- Respect is earned.
- Disrespect is earned. Respect should be the default.
- Context matters. They can both be true.
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- I always or almost always order appetizers.
- I sometimes order appetizers.
- I’ll participate in shared appetizers for the table but I wouldn’t usually order one just for myself.
- I never or almost never order appetizers.
- Depends…
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- I always or almost always order dessert.
- I sometimes order dessert.
- I’ll only order dessert on a special occasion or if there’s an item on the dessert menu I just can’t resist.
- I’ll share a dessert with my spouse or a friend if they want but I usually won’t order one for myself.
- I never or almost never order dessert.
- Depends…
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Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
- Thankfully no
- Yes. I was alone at the time
- Yes. I was with a pet who also got sprayed
- Yes. I was with a pet who didn’t get sprayed
- Yes. I was with another person who also got sprayed
- Yes. I was with another person who didn’t get sprayed
- Yes. I was with another person and a pet and some of us were sprayed
- Yes. I was with another person and a pet and only I got sprayed
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- Ham
- Bacon
- Sausage Patty
- Sausage link
- Scrapple
- What no Vegan Option?
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- I often order appetizers as my main.
- Occasionally I’ll order appetizers as my main.
- I never or almost never order appetizers as my main.
- It somehow never occurred to me that I could order appetizers as my main until just now.
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- Reese’s eggs
- Cadbury creme eggs
- Peeps
- Jelly beans
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What was missing from the previous poll?
- bacon
- pie
- more bacon
- cake
- bacon!
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You are asked to demonstrate a chicken sound for an audience. What do you emit?
- arr-arrr-arrrrrrr
- buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buk, buh-GAW
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When you pump gas, when do you usually stop pumping? If your current car is electric, or you no longer drive, etc., pick the one you did when you had an ICE car.
- I pump until the tank is full and the pump clicks off, however much gas that takes.
- I put in a specific dollar amount, eg. I stop when I’ve put in $20 worth of gas.
- I put in a specific number of gallons, eg. I stop when I’ve put in 10 gallons.
- I do something that doesn’t fit into any of these categories.
- I’ve never had a car, have only ever driven electric cars, or have otherwise never pumped gas in my life, but I still insist on voting.
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After a discussion with my mom:
- Disconcerning
- Disconcerting
- They’re the same
- Say what?
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How many TOTAL solar eclipses have you seen in your life? Not partial, not annular, not total someplace else but you were out of the totality band, and not a Pink Floyd concert. A real-life view of the sun totally eclipsed by the moon.
- None
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- More than 5
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What are your thoughts about the trend of students taking gap years (typically 1-2 years of working, or traveling/experiencing) between high school graduation and beginning college?
- good
- bad
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I shower using
- Bar soap
- Body wash
- Shower gel
- Something else
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I clean myself in the shower using
- My hands
- A wash cloth
- A loofah
- Something else
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Ever been on a cruise?
- Yes. Would go on a cruise again.
- Yes. Would not go on a cruise again.
- I haven’t, but I would.
- No. Zero interest.
- Other:
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What KINDS of cruises have you taken? [what kind of vessel]
- Big ocean cruise ship
- Smaller ocean cruise vessel
- River cruise
- Lake cruise
- Ocean liner
- Large sailing ship
- Smaller sailing vessel
- Expedition cruise [to see some natural wonder(s)]
- Commercial freighter or tanker (guest not employee)
- Something else that doesn’t fit above
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Your friend posts something on social media to the effect of “Hey, please go vote for my entry in such and such contest.” However, when you look at all the entries you honestly think another one deserves to win. Which one do you vote for?
- My friend’s entry
- The one I think really deserves to win
- It depends… how close of a friends are we talking about?
- It depends. Is the one I think deserves to win already so far ahead it will likely win without my vote, or is it neck and neck?
- It depends on what the winner gets, in other words is it just for bragging rights, or does the winning entry actually get used for something (like that “I voted” sticker contest from awhile back), or does the winner actually get some prize?
- It depends on something else not listed here
- It depends on more than one of the above
- I would just abstain from voting
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Take Two, now with Multiple Choice: What KINDS of cruises have you taken? [what kind of vessel(s)]
- Big ocean cruise ship
- Something else that doesn’t fit above
- Expedition cruise [to see some natural wonder(s)]
- Lake cruise
- Smaller sailing vessel
- Commercial freighter or tanker (guest not employee)
- Large sailing ship
- Ocean liner
- River cruise
- Smaller ocean cruise vessel
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How do you feel about how your parents handled Santa?
- I was raised to believe in Santa and the charade made the season more magical
- I was raised to believe in Santa and don’t have strong feelings about it either way
- I was raised to believe in Santa and was devastated when I learned he wasn’t real
- I wasn’t raised to believe in Santa and I’m glad I wasn’t
- I wasn’t raised to believe in Santa and don’t have strong feelings about it either way
- I wasn’t raised to believe in Santa and I resented that I wasn’t allowed to believe like other kids did
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If you have kids, how did you handle Santa with your kids?
Parents
- I enjoyed believing in Santa so much I encouraged my kids to, too
- I enjoyed believing in Santa but decided that I didn’t want to lie to my kids
- I didn’t particularly enjoy Santa but didn’t discourage my kids from believing
- I didn’t particularly enjoy Santa and made sure my kids knew he’s not real
- I resented not being raised to believe in Santa and so encouraged my kids to believe
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“You take the blonde, and I’ll take the one in the toiban”
- I often/always wear a turban
- I have worn a turban on occasion, for the look
- it was a costume party
- it was cold, I wrapped a scarf around my head for warmth
- I had an injury, and they wrapped my head in plaster, does that count?
- as a chrislamozendu atheist, I wear one just to mess with the believers
- no
- just, no
- tiramisu (the chrislamozendu atheists ate all the bacon)
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