- slouch hat
- top hat
- deerstalker
- beret
- fez
- bowler
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- I have an Ember and can attest, it is true, everything is better with Bluetooth (i.e., it is awesome)
- I have an Ember, and, eh, it has not particularly impressed me
- my Ember has been a pain, I do not recommend it
- I want an Ember but have failed at love (no one loves me enough to get me one, not even me)
- what is this {oh (clicks link)} – what? you have got to be freakin’ kidding me
- does it do Bacon?
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When do you refill your gas tank?
- Generally when the tank gets to a certain level of emptiness
- Generally when I have an opportunity to get a good price
- Generally when the timing is most convenient
- Generally depending on my finances
- Generally my car is refueled by somebody else
- Some mix of the above reasons
- I have multiple cars which I refill for different reasons
- I don’t use a car that uses gas
- Other
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After posting,
- I sit here too long watching the responses appear
- I put it in its own tab and check back periodically
- I put it in its own window so I can see the responses come in while I do other stuff
- I post more polls
- eh, whenever
- I do not post polls
- carrot cake
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When you vote in a poll, the choices that nobody voted for are re-ordered in alphabetical order. This is especially noticeable when you start a poll and then vote in it.
- I was today years old when I learned this.
- Everyone else knew that, Nemo.
- Who cares?
- XYZ
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Would you eat it?
- No, it’s disgusting and I don’t want anything to do with it
- Yes, heap tons of it onto my plate
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voters
You are in high school. It’s debate time. The teacher assigns two sides: the pro-Nazi side and anti-Nazi side. You draw lots and are assigned to defend Nazis. Do you do so? Bear in mind that in the era of social media, whatever you say during the debate can be snipped out of context and used against you.
- yes
- no
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Your favorite conspiracy theory:
- JFK didn’t kill himself
- Louie Armstrong never went to the Moon
- Biggie Foot and Tupacabra are real
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In re: conspiracy poll:
- Say what, now?
- Eh?
- Ummm…
- Yawn …
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- I have a gardener
- I am the gardener
- I don’t need a gardener
- My last name is Gardener
- I garden kinders
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When you were a child, what was your favorite piece of playground equipment?
- Swing
- Slide
- Seesaw / Teeter-totter
- Jungle gym / monkey bars
- Merry-go-round / carousel / spinner
- Spring rider
- Tetherball
- Sandbox
- Playhouse / clubhouse
- Trampoline
- Something else
- I never played in a playground
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Do you dye eggs for Easter?
- Every year!
- Sometimes we do, sometimes we don’t.
- We used to, but not anymore.
- We did when the kids were little/in the house, but not anymore.
- We’ve never done this.
- I dye eggs year round!
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You have to save several hundred photos (with no existing name yet) to a computer. How do you label them?
- Give each a specific name, like “Arizona vacation March 2022”
- Give each a random keyboard-mashed name, like “w4rq09hr03”
- Give a semi-specific name, like “Car1, Car2, Car3, house4”
- other
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How many keys are on your key ring?
For purposes of this poll, your car’s electronic key fob counts as a key, even you car has push button starting instead of a traditional key you stick in a lock and twist. That way we can get consistency between people with cars with regular keys and people which cars that use electronic fobs.
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How much of your personal potential do you think you’ve lived up to in your life? (That is, compared to the maximum and the best you could have done in life, how do you measure up?)
- I feel that I’ve lived up to 100% of my potential.
- 90%
- 80%
- 70%
- 60%
- 50%
- 40%
- 30% or less
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(Going off an old thread of mine)
“Women understand men better than men understand women”
- True
- False
- I want to see results!
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Did you know that editing a poll’s properties erases all previous votes? 
- John, you dumbass.
- It was an easy mistake.
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You are driving to work. There is a crash on the freeway resulting in a backup. You can either drive on the freeway in stop-n-go traffic, or you can drive a longer route over (familiar) surface streets to get to work. Either option will take exactly the same amount of time. You opt to:
- Drive on the freeway in stop-n-go traffic
- Drive a longer distance on the surface streets.
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You are out and about in public, and you see a woman with a black eye and/or facial bruising. What do you assume?
- Domestic violence
- An innocent accident
- other
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Suppose a woman injured herself accidentally - an innocent mishap - and now has a black eye and/or facial bruises. Should she and her husband refrain from being seen together in public until the eye heals, so as to prevent misunderstanding?
- yes
- no
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Inbox: 33 messages, 20 unread
- my very favorite thing
- works ok for me
- it does not make me happy, even when it does
- is the worst concept ever, and the person who came up with it should be pilloried in the public square until we devise something sensible to replace it
- german chocolate cake, with walnuts
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