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Did you think Charles (III) would ever be king?
  • Yes. It was an inevitability.
  • I was more than 50% but less than 100% certain it would happen.
  • I was about 50/50 Elizabeth might actually outlive him.
  • I was less than 50% certain it would happen.
  • I honestly thought it might never happen.
  • Who the hell is Charles, and why do I care?

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Can you sing?
  • Like an angel. I will make you cry.
  • I probably won’t win any awards, but I can carry a tune, more or less.
  • Within a limited range; I can kill it on these particular songs, but otherwise, you probably won’t like it.
  • For certain values of “singing,” sure.
  • I’d give Shatner a real run for his money, but otherwise, not really.
  • No. You will run away covering your ears.
  • Like “squeal to the cops”? Sure, I certainly could. But if you mean the musical thing, then no.
  • Something entirely else.

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Do you live in a country that has a monarch?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Long live King Other!

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Were you aware that the poll options display a circle if the poll answers are single choice and a square if multiple choice?

  • Yes
  • No

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You mean like this?

  • Yes
  • No

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What’s your favorite Coen Brothers movie?

  • Blood Simple
  • Raising Arizona
  • Miller’s Crossing
  • Barton Fink
  • The Hudsucker Proxy
  • Fargo
  • The Big Lebowski
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • The Man Who Wasn’t There
  • Intolerable Cruelty
  • The Ladykillers
  • Paris, je t’aime
  • Chacun son cinéma
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Burn After Reading
  • A Serious Man
  • True Grit
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Hail, Caesar!
  • The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

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What is your understanding of this piece of lyric from the song “In the Air Tonight"?

  • I can feel it coming in the air tonight, hold on
  • I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
  • Other / I don’t know / say what? / pass the Led Zeppelin

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  • I’ve driven an electric (not hybrid) vehicle
  • I haven’t driven an electric (not hybrid) vehicle

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  • A new bio-documentary about David Bowie, Moonlight Dream, will be out soon!
  • Wait, you can see it in IMAX? There is just not enough weed.
  • meh
  • spotted dick

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Spotted dick?

  • Yes, it’s my favorite traditional British steamed pudding.
  • Yes, I once saw Dick Cavett in a shopping mall.
  • Yes, I once visited a naturist resort.
  • Yes, I had to see a doctor.

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Schengen countries I’ve visited:

  • Austria
  • Belgium
  • Croatia
  • Czech Republic
  • Denmark
  • Estonia
  • Finland
  • France
  • Germany
  • Greece
  • Hungary
  • Iceland
  • Italy
  • Latvia
  • Liechtenstein
  • Lithuania
  • Luxembourg
  • Malta
  • Netherlands
  • Norway
  • Poland
  • Portugal
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • Spain
  • Sweden
  • Switzerland
  • None of the above

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Is gnocchi pasta or dumplings?
  • Pasta
  • Dumplings
  • Some gnocchi are pasta, while other gnocchi are dumplings
  • I prefer to let the individual gnocchi decide which one it identifies as
  • What’s “gnocchi”?

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Where would you rather live?
  • Cheesecake Factory
  • Olive Garden
  • Pita Pit
  • Pizza Hut
  • Shake Shack
  • Waffle House

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For the following, where necessary, use your own definitions and imagination. Which would you rather have?

  • Perfect love with your perfect soulmate that lasts the rest of your life. :revolving_hearts:
  • An AI with financial precognition, that within a month, expertly makes and from then on, manages for you, 10 trillion dollars (constantly adjusting for outflows and inflation) and follows only your directives. :robot: :money_mouth_face:
  • Lasting, effortless, suggestion-based mind control of anyone to everyone, within a range of 40 miles in diameter. :thinking: :see_no_evil:
  • The ability to instantly teleport any thing or things, larger than a grain of sand, from anywhere to anywhere in the universe (including yourself). Note: not the Star Trek, copy-machine type of teleportation. :man_mage: :ringer_planet:
  • Telepathy on demand with any-to-all targets within a range of 40 miles in diameter. Modes are: listening only, converse, monologue, and megaphone monologue. :hear_no_evil: :speak_no_evil:
  • The ability to instantly and without much thought, rearrange atoms such that you can form non-complex objects. For example: gold bars yes, calculators no. Range is line of sight. :woman_mage: :gem:
  • Raise all of your AD&D ability scores to 25 (with 9 being average and 18 being the normal human limit). For the lazy these are: Strength, Intelligence, Wisdom, Dexterity, Constitution, Charisma and Comeliness. :muscle: :nerd_face: :ninja:
  • Perfect peace of mind for the rest of your life.
    :person_in_lotus_position: :woman_in_lotus_position:
  • Super good luck, all of the time. :partying_face: :four_leaf_clover:
  • An on-demand genie that will correctly answer any factual questions you have about the future or past. :genie:
  • The ability to stop and start time, such that you can walk around and interact with the time-frozen world. :earth_africa: :clock4:
  • To never need food or liquids again yet you stay healthy and feel no hunger or thirst. :woman_cartwheeling:
  • To be able to eat or drink anything you want but keep a perfect BMI. :pig:
  • The ability to fall asleep instantly and wake up perfectly rested. :sleeping:
  • Perfect health until the day you die peacefully in old age. :older_adult:
  • Your own holodeck. Runs on a Mr. Fusion.
    :blush: :wink:
  • Your own time machine. Runs on a Mr. Fusion.
    :stopwatch: :flying_saucer: :t_rex:
  • Superman’s invulnerability minus the kryptonite weakness. :superhero:
  • Prodigious, prolific, virtuoso talent in the creative endeavor of your choosing.
    :clap: :art: :banjo: :writing_hand:
  • To be the best ever at any single sport.
    :surfing_woman: :man_lifting_weights: :biking_woman:
  • None of the above (weirdo!). :crazy_face: :roll_eyes:

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Let’s stick to fictional works rather than extrapolating to any real life cases.

A common trope in fictional works is that one of the group of good guys is discovered to be a “traitor”. They do something that allows the bad guys an advantage, losing the lives of one or more of the good guys in the process. Later it’s discovered that the “traitor” was doing it because the bad guys had his/her daughter/wife/husband/son etc hostage and would kill them if the “traitor” didn’t comply. Later the hostage situation is made moot, either they’re killed off or rescued and the “traitor” goes back to being one of the team.

How do you generally feel about the “traitor” character?

  • Very sympathetic
  • Somewhat sympathetic
  • Somewhat antagonistic
  • Very antagonistic

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Does that mind control option offered by DCnDC include dogs (that is, would you be able to psychically tell a dog to SHUT UP and it will)?

  • Yes.
  • No, but that teleportation thing does apply to dogs, if you’re picking up what I’m putting down…

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Look, it’s a snake!

  • awww!
  • meh
  • aaaaaahhhh!!!

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  • awww!
  • aaaaaahhhh!!!
  • hmm

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Based on my own recent experience: I reserved a car for 1 day while my regular car was being serviced. I was told it was an EV, so I asked the rental place if it would come fully charged, and could I make it home (40 miles over a 2000 ft hill)? The answer was basically, “no guarantees how charged the car will be, but you can just charge it at a local fast charger!”

  • To rental place: “I don’t want an EV, please give me a gas/ICE car. I have no idea how to find a charger, and I don’t want to figure it out.”
  • To rental place: “Cool, I can deal.”

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A family in invited to the wedding of a cousin. The family has a son in high school who is on the sportsball team. The family replies verbally to the RSVP: “We will be there unless son’s team makes the sportsball playoffs”.

  • Rude
  • Allowed
  • Other / it depends / no opinion / etc.

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You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what will it be?

  • Ketchup
  • Mayonnaise
  • Mustard
  • Soy Sauce
  • Relish (pickel)
  • Fish Sauce
  • Vegemite/Marmite
  • Hoisin Sauce
  • (Hot) Pepper Sauce
  • Salsa
  • Barbeque Sauce
  • Pesto
  • Ranch dressing
  • Other

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