- the condiment poll is being mean
- Mr Mustard needs to learn some kindness
- Mr Mustard should earn a high military rank and hang out in the conservatory
- Mr Mustard can just go learn about metaphors
- creamy spinach dip in a bread bowl
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You are a burglar. Which sign, posted on a homeowner’s lawn, would scare you more?
- “Beware of Dog”
- “Beware of Spider”
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- it would be awesome if there was a polling feature option where voters could alternately enter a choice (text) that was not listed and it would be added to the poll
- that sounds like a goddam nightmare
- ____________
- more bacon
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What is the major source of stress in your life?
- Not enough time
- Not enough money
- Not enough energy
- Not enough ability
- Not enough love
- Not enough health
- Actually I am pretty stress-free (scientists will kidnap you and study your brain)
- The Dharma teaches that all suffering comes from desire, rid yourself of desire and you will rid yourself of stress.
- Not enough bacon
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What phobias do you have?
- Acrophobia: fear of heights
- Aerophobia: fear of flying
- Agoraphobia: fear of open spaces
- Ailurophobia: fear of cats
- Aquaphobia: fear of water
- Atychiphobia: Fear of failure
- Arachnophobia: fear of spiders
- Androphobia: Fear of men
- Astraphobia: fear of storms
- Batrachophobia: Fear of amphibians
- Claustrophobia: fear of closed spaces
- Coulrophobia: fear of clowns
- Cynophobia: fear of dogs
- Dentophobia: fear of going to the dentist
- Enochlophobia: fear of crowds
- Entomophobia: fear of insects
- Equinophobia: Fear of horses
- Erotophobia: Fear of sex
- Glossophobia: fear of public speaking
- Gynophobia: Fear of women
- Haphephobia: fear of being touched
- Hemophobia: fear of blood
- Iatrophobia: fear of doctors
- Megalophobia: Fear of large things
- Musophobia: fear of mice/rodents
- Mysophobia (germophobia): fear of contamination/germs/dirt
- Necrophobia: Fear of death or dead things
- Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark
- Nosocomephobia: fear of hospitals
- Ophidiophobia: fear of snakes
- Ornithophobia: fear of birds
- Pedophobia: Fear of children
- Pyrophobia: Fear of fire
- Scoptophobia: Fear of being stared at
- Trypanophobia: fear of needles (or other sharp objects)
- Xenophobia: Fear of strangers or foreigners
- Zoophobia: fear of animals
- [Something that wasn’t listed]
- Heh, I have NO fears at all!
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Excluding PC, (and talking strictly about gaming), which of these companies do you prefer most?
- Nintendo
- Sony
- Microsoft
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Have you ever been nude outdoors?
- Yes, on my own property.
- Yes, someplace away from home but so secluded it’s unlikely anyone saw (with the exception of anyone like a romantic partner who was there with you).
- Yes, someplace among strangers but where nudity is expected, eg. a nudist resort or clothing optional beach.
- Yes, someplace among strangers where nudity is at least tolerated, eg. Woodstock, Burning Man, the Seattle Solstace Parade, a private party where everyone was comfortable with it.
- Yes, someplace where nudity is not expected/allowed, eg. streaking.
- Yes, as a model or actor on a photo or film shoot.
- Yes, in some other scenario that doesn’t fit any of the categories above.
- No, I have never felt the warm summer breeze on my nether regions.
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Triscuits, or Wheat Thins?
- Triscuits
- Wheat Thins
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You are on a group outing when someone suffers a severe cut to their forearm or lower leg. An artery has been severed. There are thick, short sticks nearby, and suitable long cloths. Do you know how to make and tie a tourniquet?
- yes
- no
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You’re teleported to a planet where you must defeat a lizard faced enemy, Gorn, in mortal combat. Can you:
- Construct a rudimentary canon
- Construct a rudimentary lathe
- Nope, I’m screwed
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Have you been formally trained (or re-trained) in CPR within the past two years?
- Yes
- No
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Ever solve the peg game at Cracker Barrel?
- Every time!
- I may have done it a few times. I can consistently get down to 2 pegs.
- My best score is 2 pegs.
- My best score is 3 pegs.
- My best score is more than 3 pegs.
- I don’t mess around with that thing.
- The what game?
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You are a translator. You’ve been assigned to translate a manuscript by a writer. The writer is dead by this point. In the script, he made a number of glaring errors, such as claiming that Mount Everest is 39,000 feet, or that Type-O blood people can accept Type-AB in transfusions. Do you correct him?
- Yes, correct the errors
- No, I’m only here to translate things literally
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While talking to my supervisor yesterday, she asked me to put a task off until late June.
Which date is the earliest that you would consider late June? (weekends have been removed)
- 16th
- 19th
- 20th
- 21st
- 22nd
- 23rd
- 26th
- 27th
- 28th
- 29th
- 30th
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Do you consider yourself fluent in Pig Latin?
- Es-yay
- Somewhat
- No
- Huh?
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Are you fluent in Ubbi Dubbi? The “language” used on the old PBS kids’ show Zoom?
- Somewhat
- No
- I’m fluent!
- Never heard of it or Zoom
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Choose one of the following:
- master’s degree in HR management and master’s degree in management (10 classes for $13,700)
- master’s degree in HR management and 2 HR certificates (8 classes for $9,400)
- neither of the above; go with a smattering of Scrum, CompTIA, SHRM, CISSP certificates for $6,000
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Which brands do you trust for power tools?
- Avid Power
- Black & Decker
- Bosch
- Craftsman
- Dewalt
- Hart
- Kimo
- Makita
- Milwaukee
- Porter-Cable
- Rigid
- Ryobi
- Skil
- Worx
- Other
- I know as much about power tools as I know about Eleanor of Aquitaine
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What power tools do you own?
- Angle grinder
- Band saw
- Circular saw
- Reciprocaring saw
- Scroll saw
- Other saw
- Belt sander
- Orbital or palm sander
- Other sander
- Drill
- Router (the kind for woodworking, not networking)
- Power screwdriver (that isn’t also a drill)
- Nail gun
- Impact wrench
- Lathe
- Rotary took, aka Dremel
- Other power tool I didn’t think of
- I own no power tools whatsoever
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Do you know who Eleanor of Aquitaine was?
- Yes, I know a lot about her
- Yes, though I don’t know much about her
- I think maybe I recognize the name, but that’s it
- Who, now?
- “Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It’s 1183 and we’re barbarians!”
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