other:
- bacon
- ice cream
- nachos
- cake
- cafe kitty
- sex
- calamari
- _______________
0 voters
- Slop sink
- Utility sink
- Other
- I don’t believe in indoor plumbing
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What kind of tip do you prefer to give at a restaurant, assuming you must calculate the percentage manually on your own?
- A percentage tip - ie, 10%, 15%, 20%
- A tip that rounds off the raw sum to a neat total (i.e., giving a $3.97 tip to make a $16.03 meal come out to $20)
- A tip based off the tip itself being a neat sum - i.e., a $5 tip, a $10 tip
- some other approach
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How often do you move the furniture, potted plants, etc. when you vacuum, as opposed to vacuuming around these obstacles?
(Since I include number-of-vacuumings and time-based options, you may make 2 choices if you desire.)
- Every time I vacuum.
- Every few times I vacuum
- After several vacuumings
- After many vacuumings
- Every week
- Every month
- Every few months
- Every year or so
- More than one year.
- I’ve never moved the furniture.
- I can vacuum under ALL my furniture without moving it.
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- Agent 13
- Agent 99
- Alexander Scott
- April Dancer
- Artemus Gordon
- Barney Collier
- Bernard Samson
- Cathy Gale
- Cinnamon Carter
- Colonel Flagg
- Dan Briggs
- Derek Flint
- Dirk Pitt
- Elihu Nivens
- Emma Peel
- Felix Leiter
- George Smiley
- Illya Kuryakin
- James Bond
- Jason Bourne
- Jim Phelps
- Jim West
- John Steed
- Johnny Fedora
- Kelly Robinson
- Matt Helm
- Maxwell Smart
- Modesty Blaise
- Napoleon Solo
- Phillip Calvert
- Pierre Cavell
- Rollin Hand
- Tara King
- Willy Armitage
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In the previous polls, are you choosing:
- the funniest?
- your favorite?
- The best dressed?
- The most sucessful?
- The one that makes you re-evaluate your life choices?
- Didn’t recognize most of the name, so didn’t vote
- It’s always “favorite” when no poll question is included, always.
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How would you feel about a workplace office that has comfortable carpeting almost everywhere indoors, but requires employees to take their shoes off at the door?
- like it
- don’t like it
0 voters
Complete this old saying they have in Texas, probably also in Tennessee:
“Fool me once, shame on you…”
- “…fool me twice, shame on me!”
- “…the fooled man can’t get fooled again!”
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What are your favorite George W. Bushisms? Pick all that apply.
- I think we agree, the past is over.
- They misunderestimated me.
- I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
- Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.
- Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
- It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
- They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- Yesterday is yesterday, tomorrow is tomorrow, but today is today.
- We ought to make the pie higher.
- Working hard to put food on your family.
- Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
- Hey, what about…
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- Known Unknowns
- Unknown Unknowns
- “I apologize for putting my face in front of your shotgun”
- Mein President, I would not rule out the chance to save a nucleus of human specimens …
- SHOE!
- broccoli
0 voters
- Natalie
- Sharona
- Other
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How often do you change your vehicle’s cabin air filter?
- Every 6 months
- Yearly
- Less often than once a year
- I don’t own a vehicle
- Change my who??
- Other / something else / No one seemed to care not even the chair
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If you work from home, do dress the same as you do/did at the office?
- Yes, exctly the same
- Slightly more casual
- Much more casual
- I’m totally workig in my pajamas
- I don’t have an office to go to
0 voters
And how do/did you dress at the office?
- Business formal
- Business casual
- Completely casual
- I told you, I don’t have an office
0 voters
According to the stats, 62% of people over the age of 40 have presbyopia and it increases the older you get so most will have it by 61.
How old were you when you decided that you needed at least a cheap pair of reading glasses to read small print?
- under 40
- 40
- 41
- 42
- 43
- 44
- 45
- 46
- 47
- 48
- 49
- 50
- 51
- 52
- 53
- 54
- 55
- 56
- 57
- 58
- 59
- 60
- older than 60
- not yet, I’m under 40
- not yet, I’m under 50
- not yet, I’m under 60
- not yet, I’m over 60
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How old were you when you first started regularly wearing corrective lenses (glasses and/or contacts) of any sort?
- 0 - 5
- 6 - 10
- 11 - 15
- 16 - 20
- 21 - 25
- 26 - 30
- 31 - 35
- 36 - 40
- 41 - 45
- 46 - 50
- 51 - 55
- 56 - 60
- 61 - 65
- 66 - 70
- over 70
- I have never worn corrective lenses
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What is your typical dental hygeine routine?
- Manual toothbrush
- Water-Pik or equivalent
- Electric toothbrush
- String floss
- Floss picks
- Toothpicks
- I don’t practice dental hygiene (but I have teeth)
- I don’t practice dental hygiene (I ain’t got no teeth)
- Dentures over here
- Something else / other / Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
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Have you ever boarded a commercial flight by walking across the apron and climbing a set of stairs or ramp up to the plane?
- Yes, for a turboprop
- Yes, for a regional jet (a jet that typically seats fewer than 100 passengers and has a 2-2 or 1-2 seating arrangement in economy)
- Yes, for a 737 / A320 / MD-80 sized narrowbody (single aisle, 3-3 or 3-2 arrangement in economy)
- Yes, for a twin aisle airplane
- No, only via a jet bridge
- No, I’ve never been on a plane
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Pets you have had or wished you could have
- dog
- cat
- bird
- lizard
- tarantula
- snake
- rabbit
- monkey
- those miniature piggies and goats
- fish
- ferret
- stoat
- rat
- gerbil
- hamster
- turtle
- something exotic
- some sort of extra-terrestrial pet
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If you had to choose, which of these famous types of cryptid do you believe is most likely to be real?
- Giant ape man (Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, etc.)
- Lake monster (Loch Ness, “Champy,” Mokele-mbembe, etc.)
- Sea serpents/Aquatic dragons
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Another TV show inspired poll:
The show in question is Nashville
You and your spouse had a rocky past and had a child, but due to your out of control behavior they married someone else who played the parental role to your child until she was in her early teens. Eventually, long after your spouse and their now ex had a daughter too, they divorced and you got back together, finally marrying. The girls are close, and the younger girl also lives with you and your spouse.
When the kids are about 12 and 16, two tragic things happen: your spouse dies unexpectedly, and the younger child’s remaining biological parent was involved in a scandal that sent them to jail and they’ll be there for years longer.
If it’s feasible either way, you want custody of both kids… or just yours?
- I wouldn’t even need to think about it, of course I want custody of both girls
- It would take soul searching, but I’d ultimately decide to keep the girls together
- With some reluctance I’d agree to keep the younger girl too
- I’d only keep the younger girl if there was no other family able to take her
- I’d promise my daughter she could see her sister whenever she wants, as long as she’s still living nearby
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