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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
3306

never mind

3307

You are booked on a cruise. Your room has a balcony. You get a message from the cruise company that they have overbooked balcony rooms. They offer you compensation to give up your room. These are your options, what would you select?

  • Downgrade to a cabin with a window for 50% off your cruise fare
  • Downgrade to a window-less cabin for 75% off your cruise fare
  • Cancel your cruise altogether and receive a 150% refund
  • Change nothing, I’m good, pass the SPF 50
  • It depends, something else, I dunno, can I cancel just my SO’s trip?

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3308
  • it was not important enough
  • it had already been covered
  • Wheelz just up and forgot the question
  • a mosquito, my libido, a denial, a denial, a denial
  • pie
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3309

The similar contemporary TV shows poll:

  • Addams Family
  • Munsters

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  • Bewitched
  • I Dream of Jeanie

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  • He-Man
  • Thundercats

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  • Go-Bots
  • Transformers

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  • Babylon 5
  • Star Trek: Deep Space 9

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  • House
  • Huff

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  • 30 Rock
  • Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

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  • House of the Dragon
  • The Rings of Power

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3310

How much do you enjoy attending wedding receptions?

  • I love them!
  • I generally like them
  • Meh
  • I generally dislike them
  • I hate them!
  • Other / Something else / We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout we’ve been talkin’ 'bout Jackson ever since the fire went out

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3311

Shoes in the house: On or Off?

  • Shoes on.
  • Shoes off.

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3312

Shoes in your home:

  • Outdoor shoes? Never!
  • I usually kick them off when i come in.
  • Eh, sometimes.
  • I usually wear shoes in my home.
  • What? Do you think I’m an animal? I wear shoes except in bed and the shower.
  • Something else that I’ll describe in the companion discussion thread.

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3313

Do you know where the line “Yes, Birdy Edwards is here. I am Birdy Edwards” is from?

  • yes
  • no

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3314
If it’s ever released, will you watch the Alec Baldwin movie Rust?
  • Yes
  • No
  • I won’t go out of my way to see it, but I’ll give it a shot if it’s convenient.
  • Depends on the reviews.

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3315
  • I am a man and I live with one or more women. When I finish urinating, I usually leave the toilet seat up.
  • I am a man and I live with one or more women. When I finish urinating, I usually put the seat down but leave the lid up.
  • I am a man and I live with one or more women. When I finish urinating, I usually put the seat and the lid down.
  • I am a man and I do not live with any women. When I finish urinating, I usually leave the toilet seat up.
  • I am a man and I do not live with any women. When I finish urinating, I usually put the seat down but leave the lid up.
  • I am a man and I do not live with any women. When I finish urinating, I usually put the seat and the lid down.
  • I am a woman and I live with one or more men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually leave the seat down.
  • I am a woman and I live with one or more men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually put the seat up.
  • I am a woman and I live with one or more men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually put the lid down.
  • I am a woman and I do not live with any men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually leave the seat down.
  • I am a woman and I do not live with any men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually put the seat up.
  • I am a woman and I do not live with any men. When I finish using the toilet, I usually put the lid down.
  • I do not fall into any of these categories, for reasons which I may or may not explain in the discussion thread.

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3316

Welcome to Wildabeast’s Diner. Try our breakfast special! Comes with two eggs, choice of one meat, one side, coffee or tea, and juice.

Sorry, no substitutions. The kitchen does not stock “other”.

Eggs:
  • Sunny side up
  • Over easy
  • Over medium
  • Over hard
  • Scrambled
  • Poached
  • Hard boiled
  • Soft boiled

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Meat:
  • Bacon
  • Sausage
  • Ham
  • Steak
  • Spam

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Side choices
  • Hashbrowns
  • Grits
  • Pancakes
  • Toast (white)
  • Toast (whole wheat)
  • Granola

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Hot beverage
  • Coffee
  • Tea

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Juice
  • Orange
  • Grapefruit
  • Apple
  • Cranberry
  • Grape

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3317

You answer a poll but learn too late the answers are public.

  • You pray to whatever god you believe in that the owner of the poll gets audited by the IRS.
  • No harm, no foul.

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3318

Now the diner’s serving lunch.

As before, you must order off the menu. There is no “other” back in the kitchen.

What’ll ya have?

  • The classic burger – 1/4 lb burger served with lettuce, tomato, and onion. Add cheese: $0.75. Add bacon: $1
  • Patty melt – burger with Swiss cheese, grilled onion, grilled mushrooms, served on rye
  • Reuben – corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 1000 island dressing, on grilled rye
  • California chicken sandwich – grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo, on sourdough
  • The California tri-tip – Slices of smoked beef tri-tip, grilled onions, barbecue sauce, on a French roll
  • Club sandwich – sliced turkey, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, on choice of white, whole wheat, or rye toast. Add avocado $0.50.
  • BLT – bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo on white, whole wheat, or rye. Add avocado $0.50.

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(You can customize any sandwich like you would at any diner, but that would make the poll overly complicated so I’m not including customizations in the poll. But if you want to hold the mayo or add bacon and cheese or whatever, feel free to mention that in the discussion thread)

The sandwich comes with one side:

  • French fries
  • Potato salad
  • Green salad
  • Cup of soup – chicken noodle
  • Cup of soup – tomato
  • Cup of soup – clam chowder

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Anything to drink?

  • Coke
  • Diet coke
  • Dr. Pepper
  • Sprite
  • Root beer
  • Iced tea
  • Lemonade
  • I’ll stick with water

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3319

Choose one of the following to be gifted to you:

  • a million dollars in cash
  • a completely healthy, fit body and mind (but still your current age)
  • getting to jump back to May-22-2013 in a time machine and re-live from that point, knowing what you know now
  • an increase of 40 points in IQ

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3320

Quiz time! The following list contains nine actual names of medications and one that I made up. Your assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to select the made-up name.

  • Forfivo
  • Gengraf
  • Jentadueto
  • Jolessa
  • Jolivette
  • Migranal
  • MoviPrep
  • Phosex
  • Tecfidera
  • Xoyzyxan

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3321

You are a professor at a university. You are offered the following sabbatical options. Bear in mind that taking a sabbatical means you will only be paid half your regular salary during that time period:

  • take a 6-month sabbatical after you’ve worked at the university for 7 years
  • take a 1-year sabbatical after you’ve worked at the university for 10 years
  • don’t take a sabbatical

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3322

You must answer this poll immediately after reading it (don’t worry: it’s not public) and you must not change your vote at a later time.

Are you hungry right this minute?

  • No
  • Yes

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3323
  • not on your life
  • yes indeed
  • bacon

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3324
  • guaranteed fame
  • guaranteed fortune
  • guaranteed 98% of your life will be spent experiencing positive emotions

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3325

Roundabouts:

  • Love them
  • Like them
  • Whatevs
  • Dislike them
  • Loathe them
  • Something else / Rounda-Who? / Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there

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