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A friend of yours has had a novel published, but the genre is one that you have a mild dislike of. Your dislike is mild enough that you could probably get through it if you wanted to, but strong enough that you would pass on it if you didn’t know the author. Would you read it?

  • Yes
  • No
  • It would depend more on the friend than the novel itself.
  • other

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Dueling Works time!

Best recent modern day Sherlock Holmes TV adapation?
  • Sherlock
  • Elementary

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Feel free to poll one of your own!

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DuelingWorks

Disaster movie involving asteroid impacts?
  • Armageddon
  • Deep Impact

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Choose your preferred Captain Marvel adaptation (yes there were two of them in the comics, as tagged):
  • Captain Marvel [Marvel]
  • SHAZAM! [DC]

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You are an Ob-Gyn. You are in a blue state. You read in the news one day that a pro-life red state is suffering a catastrophic health crisis due to the lack of gynecologists in the region - thousands of women suffering from dire conditions. Many of those women are pro-choice.

The clinics and hospitals in the red states are offering salaries and benefits that are substantially higher than what you earn in your blue state, and without gynecologists, these women will suffer greatly, and a significant number will die. But you will face substantially greater legal risk in that state than the blue state, due to the pro-life laws.

  • go
  • don’t go

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How fast do you eat?
  • I’m like Kobayashi on Independence Day.
  • Pretty fast. I usually finish first at most tables.
  • About average, I guess.
  • Slower than most.
  • Glacial. I will take all day if you let me.
  • I don’t know.

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  • Who or what is “Kobayashi”?

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Choose your infinite sequel horror movie franchise!
  • Friday the 13th (the one with Jason, the maniac in the hockey mask)
  • Halloween (starring Michael Myers, the lunatic w/ the William Shatner mask)

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Excluding Aldi and club stores because of their unique setups regarding bags, and putting self-checkout out of your mind for this question, what is the custom in your area in regards to what you are expected to do, other than pay, after a cashier rings your items?

Note: Let’s go with the local expectations in your area just for an adult shopper who is at that time fit enough to bag items, not folks who need temporary or permanent assistance

  • I’m expected to bag my items myself
  • I’m sort of expected to bag my items, but the cashier will do it or help if I’m slow to
  • I’m not expected to bag my items if there’s a bagger, and am expected to when there isn’t
  • I’m not expected to bag my items, regardless of whether there’s a bagger, but the cashier won’t mind if I do
  • I’m not expected to bag my items regardless of whether there’s a bagger, and will upset the cashier if I decide to myself

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In case there are areas that are truly without fairly uniform expectations even after ruling out the oddballs, unlike here, I’ve made this poll mutiple choice.

was John_DiFool’s poll horrifically wrong?

  • I prefer that guy with the long fingernails
  • loud power tools covered in human entrails is most satisfying
  • I still prefer my pick in the other poll but wish there had been more choices
  • I find those movies boring
  • prime rib, pink, with horseradish
  • kheer
  • just give me a bloody merry

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Ivy-covered building:
  • Classy
  • Trashy
  • I’d have to see the specific building in question to make any judgment.

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On average, how many times a day do you sign your name (signature)?

  • Once a day
  • 2-4 times
  • 5-7 times
  • 8-10 times
  • More than 10 times
  • I rarely sign my name.
  • I can’t recall the last time I signed my name.

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You have a rich loner-hermit neighbor, named Bob. He is very nice but has a mental disorder of some sort. Everyone likes him, but he rarely talks.

One day, you see a landscaping crew on his property. Intrigued, you watch closely. Turns out they are installing a big man-made pond on Bob’s property. Aerators are installed, water is piped in, everything is set up, it looks beautiful. Job takes a week.

Weeks later, you see Bob with a fishing pole, tackle, bait, sitting at the pond all day. He does this every day, but never catches any fish. You can see he is getting forlorn and frustrated.

Suddenly, it hits you: Bob never put any fish in the pond. He doesn’t realize the connection. You feel bad.

What do you do?

  • kindly explain to Bob that fish have to be put into a man-made lake
  • secretly acquire fish and put them into Bob’s lake one night while he’s asleep
  • do nothing
  • other option

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PART I: What dog breeds have you owned in your lifetime?
  • French Bulldog
  • Labrador Retriever
  • Golden Retriever
  • German Shepherd Dog
  • Poodle
  • Bulldog
  • Rottweiler
  • Beagle
  • Dachshund
  • German Shorthaired Pointer
  • Pembroke Welsh Corgi
  • Australian Shepherd
  • Yorkshire Terrier
  • Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
  • Doberman Pinscher
  • Boxer
  • Miniature Schnauzer
  • Cane Corso
  • Great Dane
  • Shih Tzu
  • Siberian Huskie
  • Bernese Mountain Dog
  • Pomeranian
  • Boston Terrier
  • Havanese
  • English Springer Spaniel
  • Shetland Sheepdog
  • Brittany
  • Cocker Spaniel
  • Border Collie
  • Miniature American Shepherd
  • Belgian Malinois
  • Vizsla
  • Chihuahua
  • Pug
  • Basset Hound
  • Mastiff
  • Maltese
  • Collies
  • English Cocker Spaniels
  • Rhodesian Ridgebacks
  • Newfoundlands
  • Shiba Inu
  • Weimaraners
  • West Highland White Terriers
  • Portuguese Water Dogs
  • Bichons Frises
  • Australian Cattle Dogs
  • Dalmatians
  • I haven’t owned any of the above [the other NOTA ones will be at the end of the 4th poll not to worry]

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Parts II-IV to come as soon as someone else makes a poll here (Discourse has a 4 in a row post limit)…

  • Nulll.
  • Nulll?
  • Nulll!
  • Someone should check on John_DiFool to make sure he’s okay.

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Thank you Gyrate. So much for a simple and easy set of polls polished off in 10 minutes…

PART II: What dog breeds have you owned in your lifetime?
  • Bloodhound
  • Papillon
  • Chesapeake Bay Retriever
  • Samoyed
  • Whippet
  • Akita
  • St. Bernard
  • Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
  • Giant Schnauzer
  • German Wirehaired Pointer
  • Scottish Terrier
  • Bullmastiff
  • Cardigan Welsh Corgi
  • Italian Greyhound
  • Bull Terrier
  • Airedale Terrier
  • Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
  • Alaskan Malamute
  • Chinese Shar-Pei
  • Great Pyrenees
  • Cairn Terrier
  • Irish Setter
  • Miniature Pinscher
  • Russell Terrier
  • Old English Sheepdog
  • Staffordshire Bull Terrier
  • Lagotti Romagnoli
  • Biewer Terrier
  • Dogues de Bordeaux
  • Anatolian Shepherd Dog
  • Chinese Crested
  • Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
  • Boykin Spaniel
  • Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs
  • Cotons de Tulear
  • Rat Terrier
  • Lhasa Apso
  • American Staffordshire Terrier
  • Dogo Argentino
  • Irish Wolfhound
  • Keeshonden
  • Basenji
  • Chow Chow
  • English Setter
  • Standard Schnauzer
  • Border Terrier
  • Pekingese
  • Brussels Griffon
  • Bouviers des Flandre
  • I haven’t owned any of the above [the other NOTA ones will be at the end of the 4th poll not to worry]

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PART III: What dog breeds have you owned in your lifetime?
  • Gordon Setter
  • Norwegian Elkhound
  • Borzoi
  • Wire Fox Terrier
  • Flat-Coated Retriever
  • Belgian Tervuren
  • Japanese Chin
  • Tibetan Terrier
  • Pointer
  • Toy Fox Terrier
  • Norwich Terrier
  • Miniature Bull Terrier
  • Beauceron
  • Spinoni Italiani
  • Welsh Terrier
  • Leonberger
  • Schipperke
  • Xoloitzcuintli
  • Afghan Hound
  • Boerboel
  • Neapolitan Mastiff
  • American Hairless Terrier
  • Parson Russell Terrier
  • Silky Terrier
  • American Eskimo Dog
  • Bearded Collie
  • Belgian Sheepdog
  • Welsh Springer Spaniel
  • Tibetan Spaniel
  • Black Russian Terrier
  • Greyhound
  • Manchester Terrier
  • Irish Terrier
  • Icelandic Sheepdog
  • Bluetick Coonhound
  • English Toy Spaniel
  • Saluki
  • Australian Terrier
  • Tibetan Mastiff
  • Norfolk Terrier
  • Clumber Spaniel
  • Pumik
  • Smooth Fox Terrier
  • Wirehaired Vizsla
  • Lakeland Terrier
  • Russian Toy
  • German Pinscher
  • Kerry Blue Terrier
  • Barbet
  • I haven’t owned any of the above [the other NOTA ones will be at the end of the 4th poll not to worry]

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NOTE: had to combine a few breeds to fit in the NOTA choices…

PART IV: What dog breeds have you owned in your lifetime?
  • Affenpinscher
  • Mudi
  • Briard
  • Bedlington Terrier
  • Berger Picard
  • Petits Bassets Griffons Vendéens
  • Scottish Deerhound
  • Curly-Coated Retriever
  • Field Spaniel
  • Coonhound: Redbone, Black and Tan Coonhound, or Treeing Walker Coonhound
  • Swedish Vallhund
  • Pulik
  • Entlebucher Mountain Dog
  • Spanish Water Dog
  • Sealyham Terrier
  • Löwchen
  • American Water Spaniel
  • Finnish Lapphund
  • Irish Red and White Setter
  • Glen of Imaal Terrier
  • Nederlandse Kooikerhondjes
  • Portuguese Podengo Pequeno
  • Ibizan Hound or Pharaoh Hound
  • Plott Hound
  • Komondorok
  • Otterhound
  • Kuvaszok
  • Norwegian Buhund
  • Bergamasco Sheepdog or Polish Lowland Sheepdog
  • Chinook
  • American English Coonhound
  • Irish Water Spaniel
  • Cirnechi dell’Etna
  • Grand Basset Griffon Vendéen
  • Dandie Dinmont Terrier
  • Canaan Dog
  • Finnish Spitz
  • Skye Terrier
  • Pyrenean Shepherd
  • Cesky Terrier
  • Sussex Spaniel
  • Harrier
  • Azawakh
  • Belgian Laekenoi
  • American OR English foxhound
  • Sloughi
  • Norwegian Lundehund
  • A breed not listed
  • Mixed breed mutt
  • I haven’t owned any of the above

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I usually call this breed of dog a/an

  • Alsatian
  • Alsatian Wolf Dog
  • German Shepherd
  • German Shepherd Dog
  • Deutscher Schäferhund
  • Altdeutsche Schäferhunde
  • big doggie! Aw, who’s a big fuzzy doggie? Is it you? Yes it’s you. You’re a big fuzzy doggie! Yes you are!

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In this post, eschereal used the word hoopty. I’m wondering how common this word is.

  • I know what a hoopty is
  • I don’t remember seeing the word before, and I didn’t bother to look it up (context is enough)
  • I don’t remember seeing the word before, and I looked it up

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