This self-service kiosk is asking me for a tip?
- I … um … what?
- yeah, ok, I will leave a tip – for the person who helped me with this
- I only tip in cash (to make sure mgmt cannot steal it), but this machine has no cash-hole
- bacon (no, not Kevin)
- ok, Kevin Bacon, if you prefer
How would you feel about a woman who is unafraid to say her age and weight when/if asked?
- Positively
- neutral; no effect
- Negatively
If you are at a gathering of people you don’t know well (or aren’t friends, such as people at work) and someone asked you point blank one of these questions, what would you do?
“Hey, how much do you weigh?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
“Wow! How much do you weigh?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
“Jesus! How much do you weigh?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
“Hey, how old are you?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
“Wow! How old are you?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
“Jesus! How old are you?”
- Answer directly and honestly
- Answer, but lie
- Demur, deflect, etc
- Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
- Walk away
- Other
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
- I have no memory of being bitten by any kind of bee.
- Yes, if you step on them they can sting you just as bad as if they was alive!
Your doctor has bad news for you. Your body is weird. You can keep three of these items and enjoy them in any amount with no ill effects, but you must give up all the others forever. Which three do you keep?
Choose the 3 that you keep
- Alcohol
- Chocolate
- Coffee
- Dairy
- Desserts
- Eggs
- Fruit
- Meat
- Sex
- Soft drinks
- Vegetables
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give
- a damn
- a rat’s patootie
- a flying fuck
- a darn
- a tinker’s damn
- a hoot
- a hoot in hell
- a lick
- a cuss