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Did you ever get “The Talk”?
  • Yes, someone sat me down and explained sex to me in embarrassingly explicit detail.
  • Yes, someone sat me down and awkwardly explained sex using vague, obtuse metaphors that possibly left me more confused than I was before.
  • No, my parents/guardians left it mostly up to school to teach me these things.
  • No, my parents/guardians left it entirely up to school, television, movies, and my friends to teach me these things.
  • I choose not to remember.
  • I really don’t remember.
  • Something else.

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Which artificial fruit flavor do you dislike the most?
  • Apple
  • Blueberry
  • Cherry
  • Grape
  • Lemon
  • Orange
  • Pineapple
  • Raspberry
  • Strawberry
  • Watermelon
  • Something else

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  • My “Something else” above was Banana
  • My “Something else” above was not Banana

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This self-service kiosk is asking me for a tip?

  • I … um … what?
  • yeah, ok, I will leave a tip – for the person who helped me with this
  • I only tip in cash (to make sure mgmt cannot steal it), but this machine has no cash-hole
  • bacon (no, not Kevin)
  • ok, Kevin Bacon, if you prefer

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How would you feel about a woman who is unafraid to say her age and weight when/if asked?

  • Positively
  • neutral; no effect
  • Negatively

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If you are at a gathering of people you don’t know well (or aren’t friends, such as people at work) and someone asked you point blank one of these questions, what would you do?

“Hey, how much do you weigh?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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“Wow! How much do you weigh?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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“Jesus! How much do you weigh?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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“Hey, how old are you?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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“Wow! How old are you?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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“Jesus! How old are you?”

  • Answer directly and honestly
  • Answer, but lie
  • Demur, deflect, etc
  • Refuse to answer (possibly tell them that)
  • Walk away
  • Other

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  • Hey
  • Wow
  • Jesus

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I store my drinking glasses/cups/mugs…
  • Right-side up
  • Upside down
  • Hanging
  • Depends on the glass/cup/mug
  • It’s mixed, more or less at random
  • Something else

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Candy corn
  • Love 'em gimme gimme gimme
  • They’re okay once in a while
  • I’ll eat them if I’m hungry and they’re free and that’s all there is, but I would never buy them just to eat
  • Really not a fan
  • If that’s the only thing standing between life and death, I’d choose death

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Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

  • I have no memory of being bitten by any kind of bee.
  • Yes, if you step on them they can sting you just as bad as if they was alive!

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Choose only one:

  • Jesus
  • Guns
  • Babies

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Your doctor has bad news for you. Your body is weird. You can keep three of these items and enjoy them in any amount with no ill effects, but you must give up all the others forever. Which three do you keep?

Choose the 3 that you keep
  • Alcohol
  • Chocolate
  • Coffee
  • Dairy
  • Desserts
  • Eggs
  • Fruit
  • Meat
  • Sex
  • Soft drinks
  • Vegetables

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Call me

  • Ishmael
  • any, any time
  • anything but late to dinner
  • Al
  • Ray, or you can call me J. or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior, or you can call me Ray J., or you can call R.J., or you can call me R.J.J., but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!
  • by your name
  • maybe
  • if you get lost
  • when you’re sober

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Quoth the Raven…

  • no, really, it’s Nevermore
  • tomorrow
  • this afternoon
  • a week from Tuesday, maybe at 5 or so, would that suit you?
  • a year from now
  • not until the goddamn heat death of the universe
  • in two weeks
  • in six minutes or so
  • in an hour

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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give

  • a damn
  • a rat’s patootie
  • a flying fuck
  • a darn
  • a tinker’s damn
  • a hoot
  • a hoot in hell
  • a lick
  • a cuss

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  • You can go pound sand
  • You can go pound salt
  • You can go pound rocks
  • You can go pound something else

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  • Pound cake

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  • In for a penny, in for a Pound
  • 800 Pound Gorilla
  • Penny-wise, Pound Foolish
  • Pound for Pound
  • Pound Sign
  • An Ounce of prevention is worth a Pound of cure.

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Hey now…

  • Don’t dream it’s over
  • You’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
  • Letters burning by my bed for you
  • Feel no shame – cos time’s no chain
  • Think I got a feelin’

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  • I knew the song “It’s a long long way to Tipperary”, and later heard a word play based on it which I foudn if not funny at least understandable.
  • I heard a joke with the punch line “a long long way to tip a Rarry” or similar but had no idea why it was supposed to be funny until someone told me about the song.
  • I know the song, but now tell me about this joke.
  • Oh!! there’s a song! that’s why that joke was supposed to be funny!
  • What the heck are you on about?

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