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Did you ever try to see an R rated moving before you were 17 and get refused entry. (this is not about seeing R rated movies under age. It’s about failing in such an attempt)

  • Yes, I was carded and refused entry to an R rated movie
  • No, no one cared and I bought a ticket and went in
  • I never attempted such a thing

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What do you call the large, multi-seat piece of furniture that most people have in their living rooms?

  • Couch
  • Sofa
  • Divan
  • Davenport
  • Chesterfield
  • Other

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Does your front door have a window?
  • There’s a window in the door.
  • I have a full/mostly glass front door.
  • There’s a transom window above.
  • There are one or more side windows.
  • There are no windows in or around my front door.

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@DCnDC forgot peepholes

  • My front door has a peephole
  • It doesn’t

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971 film)
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005 film)

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  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1973) by John Godey (aka Morton Freedgood)
  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) with Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam, and Hector Elizondo
  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1998) with Edward James Olmos, Vincent D’Onofrio, Donnie Wahlberg, and Richard Schiff
  • The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) with Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro, and Luis Guzman

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Sauce you like on a fried chicken sandwich
  • Cheese sauce
  • Hot sauce
  • Ketchup
  • Mayonnaise
  • Mustard
  • Ranch
  • Something else
  • No sauce
  • I don’t eat fried chicken sandwiches

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It’s ice cream truck season! Dad gave us enough money for three things. What do you want?
  • Bomb Pop
  • Candy Center Crunch
  • Chipwich
  • Creamsicle
  • Crunch Bar
  • Drumstick
  • Firecracker
  • Fudgesicle
  • Good Humor Chocolate Eclair
  • Good Humor OREO
  • Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake
  • Good Humor Toasted Almond
  • Ice cream sandwich
  • King Cone
  • Klondike Bar
  • Klondike Heath Bar
  • Lemon Ice
  • Malt Cup
  • Push-Up Pop
  • Screwball
  • Snickers Ice Cream Bar
  • Sno Cone
  • Spongebob Ice Cream Pop
  • Something else
  • I’m good, thanks

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How big (in population) is the largest city you’ve ever lived in? Only consider the city proper and not the metro area. Only consider the largest size a city was while you were living there.

  • Fewer than 1,000 people
  • At least 1,000 but less than 5,000 people
  • At least 5,000 but less than 10,000 people
  • At least 10,000 but less than 50,000 people
  • At least 50,000 but less than 100,000 people
  • At least 100,000 but less than 500,000 people
  • At least 500,000 but less than 1,000,000 people
  • At least 1,000,000 but less than 5,000,000 people
  • 5,000,000 people or more
  • I don’t know or other

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How small (in population) is the smallest city you’ve ever lived in? Only consider the city proper and not the metro area. Only consider the smallest size a city was while you were living there.

  • Fewer than 1,000 people
  • At least 1,000 but less than 5,000 people
  • At least 5,000 but less than 10,000 people
  • At least 10,000 but less than 50,000 people
  • At least 50,000 but less than 100,000 people
  • At least 100,000 but less than 500,000 people
  • At least 500,000 but less than 1,000,000 people
  • At least 1,000,000 but less than 5,000,000 people
  • 5,000,000 people or more
  • I don’t know or other

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It’s sometime in the 70s or 80s. A close personal friend or relative of yours is murdered!

Who do you want on the case?
  • Vincenzo “Tony” Baretta
  • Cagney & Lacey
  • Columbo
  • Jessica Fletcher
  • Mike Hammer
  • Jonathan and Jennifer Hart
  • Barnaby Jones
  • Theodopolis “Theo” Kojak
  • Thomas Magnum
  • Sam McCloud
  • Jim Rockford
  • John Shaft
  • Starsky & Hutch
  • Remington Steele

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How early is too early to mow my lawn on a Sunday morning? I have no close neighbors, but a few within earshot. I have an electric mower which is quieter than gas, but not silent.

  • Whenever you want
  • Don’t start before 7
  • Don’t start before 8
  • Don’t start before 9
  • Don’t start before 10
  • Why are you asking us? Ask your neighbors

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You see one of these things advertised on the highway coming up at the next exit. Which do you at least consider pulling off to take a look?
  • Antiques/flea market
  • Candy
  • Farmer’s market/fresh fruit and/or vegetable stand
  • Fireworks
  • Historic/national landmark/monument/museum/park
  • Ice cream
  • Kitsch or camp (“World’s Largest Ball of Twine,” etc.)
  • Outlet mall
  • None of these, I got places to be!

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You press the elevator button and the door opens, and find - two armchairs in the elevator, for people to sit on during the ride.

  • Nice, just what elevators always needed
  • That’s…odd

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You are in a building. You go to a restroom that has a very unassuming door and exterior, expecting the usual, but instead find that this one is…enormous. It has 500 stalls and 50 sinks, and is immaculately clean, has all kinds of recessed lighting and decorations, entire shelves of free-for-all menstruation products, dozens of diaper tables, and an entire wall of big mirrors. Everyone inside the restroom is acting like this is totally normal; unremarkable.

  • Nice, just what public restrooms were always meant to be
  • That’s…odd

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You have to fly a 15-hour flight for a business trip, NYC to Singapore and back. Your company requires you to fly economy.

  • Pissed off
  • Eh…it’s okay

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You enter the door that says “Restroom” expecting it to be an anteroom with doors that say “men” and “women” but instead find yourself in the enormous facility described in the previous post. There are people sitting in chairs off to the side conversing, people going on about their “business”, and apparently several attendants.

  • there are males and females going here with no regard to proprieties, argh, this is more than I can take, I will trot on over to the gas station where they have gendered facilities
  • hey, I can cope, all the fixtures provide adequate privacy (though not total, it will be good enough)
  • parfait (but, not in the restroom)

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When you knock on someone’s door, how many times do you strike the door?

  • Once
  • Twice
  • 3 times
  • 4 times
  • 5 times
  • 6 times
  • 7 times
  • 8 times
  • 9 times
  • 10 times
  • More than 10 times
  • I never knock
  • It depends

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Have you ever been bitten by a duck?

  • Yes, a duck I owned
  • Yes, a duck that I didn’t own
  • No, but I was bit by a goose
  • No, not so far

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You must do one of the following jobs/roles for 1 month without any prior training or experience. Which do you think you could do semi-competently in?

  • nurse or doctor
  • movie actor/actress
  • professional sports player
  • CEO
  • president or prime minister
  • Supreme Court justice
  • professional sportscaster/announcer
  • Cabinet position (ie, secretary of defense)
  • Secret Service agent

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Have you ever experienced a broken heart?

Limited to rejection from a person you are still in love with. Excluding grief from bereavement or other unintentional or accidental loss.

  • Yes, I’ve had my heart broken.
  • No, I have never had my heart broken.

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You call a service company of some sort (electrician, plumber, handyman, etc) and an answering machine answers your call. The message asks you to leave your name and number and they will call you back.

  • I explain why I’m calling, then leave my name and number at the end of the message.
  • I leave my name and number at the beginning of the message, then explain why I’m calling.
  • I just leave my name and number without explaining why I’m calling.
  • I explain why I’m calling but don’t leave my number; they can get it from CallerID.
  • I leave my name and number somewhere in the message but not at the beginning or end.
  • I don’t have a standard way of doing this; where I leave my number depends on my mood at the time.
  • Something else.

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You have to take a trip across the Atlantic from the US to Europe. You are footing the bill yourself. How do you go?

You don’t get to say you wouldn’t go. You have to go.

I’m using British Airways as an example of what the travel classes are like, mainly because I’ll be flying with them in just over a week.

  • Flying standard economy, the cheapest seat possible.
  • Flying economy, but I’d pay extra for a good seat, like an exit row.
  • Flying premium economy – wider seat and more legroom, plus a somewhat better meal, but you still have to sleep sitting up.
  • Flying business class – a pod with a big seat that folds flat into a bed, and better food still
  • Flying first class – a full on suite with a comfy seat that converts to a bed, and basically fine dining food service.
  • Forget flying, I’m taking the Queen Mary 2, in the cheapest stateroom
  • I’ll take the Queen Mary 2 in a first class suite

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