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You need to shower and poop. The bathroom door must remained close for privacy while you complete your tasks.

  • Shower first, because I hate showering in a stinky bathroom.
  • Poop first, so I’m sparkling clean after showering. If I poop after, I’m no longer clean.

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Does your bathroom have a window?

  • Yes, all my bathrooms have windows (Or I only have one bathroom, and it has a window)
  • Some of my bathrooms have windows, but not all of them.
  • None of my bathrooms have windows.

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A different variation on the travel class poll:

Your hypothetical moderately wealthy British friend has invited you to come visit them. They have gifted you an economy class ticket to London, and will let you stay in their guest room, and will provide all your meals while you’re there. (Or if you already live in Europe, reverse it and pretend your imaginary friend lives in Los Angeles and has bought you ticket there).

  • I’ll just fly there in economy
  • I’ll fly there in economy and spend some of my own money to upgrade to a better seat, like an exit row
  • I’ll spend my own money to upgrade to Premium Economy
  • I’ll spend my own money to upgrade to Business
  • I’ll spend my own money to upgrade to First
  • I’ll get a refund on the plane ticket (assume it’s fully refundable for purposes of this poll), and take a combination of Amtrak in coach and QM2 in the cheapest stateroom, paying whatever the difference costs myself.
  • I’ll get a refund on the plane ticket, and take a combination of Amtrak in a sleeper car and the QM2 in the cheapest stateroom, paying the difference myself.
  • I’ll get a refund on the plane ticket, and take a combination of Amtrak in a sleeper car and the QM2 in a first class suite, paying the difference myself.

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Which happens the soonest?

  • Zeus forgives Sisyphus.
  • Disney stops milking the Star Wars franchise.
  • Nuclear Fusion becomes economically viable.
  • Jesus comes back to Earth in bodily form.
  • UBI.
  • The last Final Fantasy video-game is made.
  • The last GTA video-game is made.
  • Hollywood stops with the rehashing.
  • Cancer is cured.
  • Intelligent Alien contact.
  • Immortality treatements for the Ultra-Rich.
  • Order of the Stick finishes.
  • Cthulhu rises.
  • The World Economy crashes.
  • Humanity wastes away in holodecks.
  • The Earth is Eaten by the Sun.
  • The Multiverse is Eaten by Yog-Sothoth.
  • Ragnarok.
  • A Song of Ice and Fire is completely published.

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Which happens soonest?

  • Ultrasonic Borehole Imager
  • Ultraviolet Blood Irradiation
  • United Bank of India
  • Universal Basic Income
  • University of Biera Interior
  • Usage-Based Insurance

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Rewind a few days. You’re the chief editor of a major news outlet such as CNN, Fox News, New York Times, Washington Post or NBC.

Someone suggests to you that you should deliberately buck the media trend and devote the majority of your news coverage to the 500 migrants who drowned in the sunk ship in European waters - rather than the 5 rich people in the submersible at the Titanic.

  • Buck the trend, cover the 500 migrants
  • Go with the trend; cover the Titan submersible 5 occupants

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Your favorite Marx Brother?
  • Chico
  • Harpo
  • Groucho
  • Zeppo
  • Gummo
  • Mannie

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Which python do you like more?

  • the reptile
  • the programming language

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If you mowed a lawn with a walk-behind power mower, would you:

  • Mow back and forth in parallel rows
  • Mow around from the perimeter in concentric circles
  • Mow randomly until all the grass was cut
  • Some other pattern

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Have you had Covid?

  • Yes, in 2020
  • Yes, in 2021
  • Yes, in 2022
  • Yes, in 2023
  • Yes, more than once
  • I think so, even though I never tested positive
  • No

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You have a baby or toddler all strapped into their car seat, fast asleep. You’re just running in to a takeout restaurant to pick up pre-ordered food. You have a space right in front and you can see the car the whole time.

How long is it okay to leave them alone in the car?
  • Zero minutes. Don’t ever do that.
  • Under a minute
  • 1-2 minutes
  • Up to 5 minutes
  • 5-10 minutes
  • More than 10 minutes
  • Depends…

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Have you ever eaten Nutella with a spoon?

  • Yes
  • No

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I am taking you out to dinner. You’re welcome (it’s the least I can do). Which cuisine shall we enjoy together? Note that we are going to a casual restaurant in the U.S. I’m not hankering for a debate on the authenticity of the cuisine. You may select up to 3 choices.

  • American
  • Chinese
  • Cuban
  • Greek
  • Indian
  • Italian
  • Japanese
  • Korean
  • Mexican
  • Polish
  • Thai
  • Vietnamese
  • Other

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How would you characterize the way you use your car horn?

  • Politely
  • Polite but Firm
  • Firm with Purpose
  • Angrily
  • As a Sonic Weapon Against Traffic Stupidity
  • Other / “Sign Language” / May Explain In Discussion Thread

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Have you ever broken someone else’s heart?

Limited to rejection of another person. Excludes grief you caused by dying.

  • Yes, I have been told I broke another person’s heart
  • Yes, I am pretty sure I have, even though I wasn’t explicitly told – there was evidence.
  • Yes, I am pretty sure I have, because, hey, look at me! Who wouldn’t be devastated to be rejected by me?!
  • Maybe: I have rejected people, but I don’t know how they took it.
  • No: I have rejected people, but they said they weren’t heartbroken.
  • No: I have rejected people, but I can’t imagine they were heartbroken.
  • No: I have never rejected anyone.

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Mean Mr Mustard didn’t put French cuisine in his poll:

  • he simply forgot
  • he did it on purpose cause he hates French food
  • he never had the chance of delighting in French cuisine
  • he is not aware of the existence of French cuisine (poor soul ! !)

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You’re driving on the highway and your GPS indicates a heavy traffic jam coming up. It’s a 3-lane highway and you’re in the middle lane. What do you do?
  • Stay put in the middle lane
  • Move to the left lane
  • Move to the right lane
  • Alternate between moving lanes in the jam and try to “climb the ladder”
  • Get off at the next exit and try to go around it
  • Something else
  • I don’t drive

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  • Betty
  • Veronica

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  • Ginger
  • Maryanne

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  • Beatles
  • Elvis

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