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Ideal temperatures are nice, but heating and cooling costs can be a bear. And if you live with other people, they may not agree with your idea of ideal.

How close to your Ideal temperatures do you actually keep your home?

  • I keep my house my ideal temperature year round and it’s not expensive to
  • I keep my house my ideal temperature year round and it’s expensive to
  • I keep my house my ideal temperature during the winter
  • I keep my house my ideal temperature during the summer
  • I keep my house colder than I’d like during the winter
  • I keep my house warmer than I’d like during the winter
  • I keep my house warmer than I’d like during the summer
  • I keep my house colder than I’d like during the summer

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When someone says they are from New York, or going to New York, what do you assume?

  • New York means the city NYC
  • New York means the overall state of New York plus the city
  • other

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These are all the Academy Awards Best Picture winners of the 2000s so far. Select your three favorites.

  • 12 Years a Slave
  • Argo
  • The Artist
  • A Beautiful Mind
  • Birdman
  • Chicago
  • CODA
  • Crash
  • The Departed
  • Everything Everywhere All At Once
  • Gladiator
  • Green Book
  • The Hurt Locker
  • The King’s Speech
  • The Lord of the Rings, Return of the King
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • Moonlight
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Nomadland
  • Parasite
  • The Shape of Water
  • Slumdog Millionaire
  • Spotlight

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Where are you?

  • I know exactly where I am right now
  • I have an expansive sense of where I am
  • it makes me uncomfortable to not know my basic location
  • I have no real grasp of my current location
  • geography confuses and annoys me
  • fuck GPS – it takes the sweet mystery out of life
  • vichyssoise

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These are all the Academy Awards Best Picture winners of the 2000s so far. Select the ones that you have seen.

  • 12 Years a Slave
  • Argo
  • The Artist
  • A Beautiful Mind
  • Birdman
  • Chicago
  • CODA
  • Crash
  • The Departed
  • Everything Everywhere All At Once
  • Gladiator
  • Green Book
  • The Hurt Locker
  • The King’s Speech
  • The Lord of the Rings, Return of the King
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • Moonlight
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Nomadland
  • Parasite
  • The Shape of Water
  • Slumdog Millionaire
  • Spotlight
  • I have seen all of them
  • I have not seen any of them

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Anonymous poll!

  • My current or ex partner committed infidelity
  • I’ve committed infidelity
  • Neither

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Someone says they are in Washington. Which coast are they on?

  • East coast
  • West coast
  • Somewhere in between

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  • I’d prefer all holidays to occur on a Monday or a Friday.
  • I’d prefer all holidays to occur on the actual date, regardless of the day of the week.
  • I’m fine with having holidays fall on a mix of the actual date and Mondays/Fridays observed.
  • I don’t get most holidays off so I don’t care.
  • I’m retired/Other.

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You suddenly see Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or a UFO, or something else of that nature. It’s clear, and it’s right in front of you, but it’s gone without a trace after just 3 seconds.

Did you get a photo of it? (i.e. “How ready are you to take a photo at a moment’s notice?”)
  • Yes. A half dozen photos, most in focus. And a video, even!
  • I managed to take a single decent photo.
  • I took a blurry photo of a blur.
  • I couldn’t get my phone out of my pocket/bag and open the photo app in time.
  • I don’t usually carry a camera/cell phone, so I probably didn’t get a photo.

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What’s the minimum amount of time you think you would need to get at least one good photo?
  • Under 5 seconds
  • 5-10 seconds
  • 10-15 seconds
  • 15-30 seconds
  • More than 30 seconds
  • Again, I don’t usually have a photo-taking device on me.

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Do you like good characters, main characters, likeable characters, etc. being killed off in books or movies?

  • Yes, it makes things more realistic or unpredictable/suspenseful
  • No, it gives the sads
  • other answer

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• you don’t get to choose when it happens
• it can be messy
• and inconvenient
• it can make you feel miserable
• or sometimes very happy

  • love
  • menstrual period
  • dammit, man, is your therapist still on vacation?

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What are your preferred automotive colors?

  • Black
  • Green
  • Gray
  • Blue
  • Orange
  • Red
  • Yellow
  • Silver
  • Grecian Water
  • Abyss Black Pearl
  • Goat-vomit green
  • Pumpkin metallic
  • White
  • Vanilla Shake
  • Tangerine Scream
  • Brown
  • Go Mango Orange
  • Purple
  • Pink
  • Sarcoline
  • Chartreuse
  • Elephant’s Breath
  • Truffle Mica
  • Beige
  • Some other ghastly hue

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Last week, she said Democrats are “lazy” and “want free money from the government”.

Yesterday, I described Trump voters as “malignant” and “stupid”.

She got upset, saying I was describing people she knew. I told her I was describing people I know as well. When she mentioned her son is a Trump voter and she didn’t appreciate me calling him “malignant” and “stupid”, I reminded her of the remark she made about Dems and that it applied to me and my daughter, regardless, I am sorry, etc.

Her response? “Completely different.”

Is it?

  • Yes
  • No

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Did you google to confirm that Elephant’s Breath is an actual color

  • Yes
  • No
  • I didn’t have to. I already knew that.
  • Wait…you’re saying it is?
  • What about Truffle Mica?

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  • there are too freakin’ many arcane color names
  • there are an infinite number of colors, crying out to be named
  • cherry

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Nvmd, formatting…

William Burns, Director of the CIA:

  • Too much mustache
  • Too little mustache
  • Just the right amount of mustache

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Which presidential candidate would you rather vote for? (these are generic options, not a reference to Biden, DeSantis or any existing person):

  • A Democrat who’s 80 years old
  • A Democrat who’s 35
  • A Republican who’s between 45 and 60

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You get to be an animal for a day. Which of these do you select? Assume that your animal existence will be under the best of conditions (no harm will come to you, under the care of a kind hooman if a domesticated animal, etc.). The specific species will be randomly assigned. Choose up to 5.

  • Annoying insect (skeeter, gnat, aggressive hornet)
  • Bird, large (eagle, pelican, falcon, ostrich)
  • Bird, small (cardinal, blue jay, sparrow, hummingbird, parakeet)
  • Cat, large (cheetah, lion, leopard, tiger)
  • Deep sea creature (octopus, giant squid, shark, sea cucumber)
  • House cat
  • House dog
  • Lake fish (trout, perch, catfish, bass)
  • Land mammal, domesticated (cow, horse, mule, piggy)
  • Land mammal, large (elephant, hippo, moose, giraffe, bear, rhino)
  • Land mammal, medium (coyote, raccoon, fox, badger, possum)
  • Platypus
  • Random amphibian
  • Random reptile
  • River dweller (otter, beaver, muskrat, mink)
  • Rodent, small (gerbil, rat, mouse, hamster)
  • Sea mammal, large (whale, dolphin, seal, walrus, dugong)
  • Shellfish (crab, lobster, shrimp, oyster, clam)
  • The proverbial fly on the wall with excellent vision and hearing
  • Something that does not fit into any of these categories
  • No thanks, I do not want to be an animal for a day but I appreciate the offer

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