Polls only: No discussion

I would refer to this many of my co-workers as a friend:

  • Zero
  • One
  • Two
  • Three
  • Four
  • Five
  • More than five

0 voters

  • I pee in the shower and do NOT physically, consciously wash my feet
  • Whenever I pee in the shower, I DEFINITELY physically, consciously wash my feet.
  • I do not pee in the shower

0 voters

  • I wash my feet regardless of whether or not I peed in the shower
  • I don’t wash my feet regardless of whether or not I peed in the shower.

0 voters

  • I have feet
  • I am footless

0 voters

I actually kind of like, or at least don’t mind:

  • Modern dance/electronic
  • Rap/hip hop
  • Opera
  • None of the above

0 voters

If you do pee when showering do you:

  • Aim for the drain
  • Do not/can not aim for the drain

0 voters

Parents should:

  • tell their kids Santa is real
  • tell their kids Santa is not real

0 voters

When you see a penny on the sidewalk, you:

  • Pick it up; they’re still money
  • Keep walking; it’s not worth the effort
  • My country doesn’t use pennies

0 voters

Are you disturbed by the large number of polls in this thread on the topic of peeing in the shower?

  • Yes
  • No
  • More, please! Oh god, give me more of them!

0 voters

“Almost everyone, at any given moment, can name within 3 seconds one specific issue or problem that has been dominating their mind nonstop.”

  • agree
  • disagree

0 voters

Fruitcake?

  1. No
  2. Yes

0 voters

Why does my cat’s head smell like chestnuts today?

  • He has made stuffing in the night as a Christmas surprise.
  • He is trying out a new chestnut-scented cologne.
  • He always smells of chestnuts, but I have been too absorbed in my inner world to notice.
  • I am having a stroke.

0 voters

It has been this long since I’ve last had a physical exam (definition: made and kept an appointment with your physician for the sole purpose of getting a full physical):

  • Within the past 12 months
  • 1-2 years
  • 2-3 years
  • 3-5 years
  • 5-10 years
  • More than 10 years
  • I have never had one

0 voters

Which have you gained more learning and knowledge from, in your life?

  • formal education
  • informal/learn-it-yourself

0 voters

When the “proper” pronunciation of a word is in dispute, the “authority” is:
  • The person who coined it
  • General use in society

0 voters

People insist that oranges in Christmas stockings are a thing. No, not the chocolate ones, actual fruit.

Have you gotten an orange in your stocking?

  • Nope, never
  • Once, because I mentioned to someone that I never had
  • My parents thought it was cute one to three Christmases
  • Several times
  • Every year (or nearly every year) growing up!
  • Got? I still get oranges in my Christmas stocking

0 voters

Pandemic:

  • I have contracted Covid at some point
  • I have never contracted Covid

0 voters

Is “The Nightmare Before Christmas” a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?
  • Christmas movie
  • Halloween movie
  • Yes

0 voters

  • “It’s a Wonderful Life” - thumbs up
  • “It’s a Wonderful Life” - thumbs down

0 voters

For oil changes and other basic maintenance:

  • Do it yourself
  • Take it to the dealer
  • Take it to a chain like Jiffy Lube or similar
  • Take it to an independent mechanic

0 voters