Brits, how do you pronounce the “a” in the name of Nintendo’s famous plumber, Mario?
- The same way it’s pronounced in the planet Mars.
- The same way it’s pronounced in mare, a female horse.
- Something different.
- I’m not British.
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Your blood type:
- A
- B
- AB
- O
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Do you know your blood type?
- Yes
- No
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Is Larry David, (the character on Curb your Enthusiasm, not the real person called Larry David) an asshole in general?
- Yes Larry is a complete asshole who deserves all his misfortunes.
- Larry is mainly a victim of circumstance and other assholes.
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Did you have a Merry Christmas?
- Yes; 100% wonderful!
- Yes; mostly wonderful, a few mishaps/issues.
- Kinda; it was good, but there were definite issues/problems.
- Not really; a lot of things went wrong/badly, but some good stuff, too.
- No; too much was bad that it ruined all the good stuff.
- It sucked great big donkey balls.
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Which parent did you have more conflict with, growing up?
- mother
- father
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Preferred small square cheese snack.
- Nip
- It
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Rather have dinner with:
- Elaine Benes
- Selina Meyer
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- Dinner
- Supper
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Rather be married to:
- Peggy Bundy
- Peggy Hill
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- Velma
- Daphne
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I know John Madden primarily as:
- A former NFL head coach
- A TV football announcer
- A TV commercial spokesperson
- An author
- Madden NFL video games
- Something else
- Who the heck is John Madden?
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You are presented with a placid good-tempered, soft-furred 150-pound Venezuelan capybara as a pet. He normally sells for $2,000, but you get to have him for free. He never bites or makes sound, even gives kids rides on his back, but requires a vast amount of vegetation as daily food, and also wants a hot water bath in your tub every now and then.
- Keep
- Don’t keep
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Do you still have hope for America, even if it’s just a tiny spark?
- Yes
- No
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- I live within the sound of trains
- I’ve been able to hear trains wherever I’ve lived
- I used to hear trains until they got the dosage right
- Ain’t no trains in this locality
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Approximate percentage of replies I compose for SDMB but then decide against, never posting them.
- 90%
- 80%
- 70%
- 60%
- 50%
- 40%
- 30%
- 20%
- 10%
- 0%
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Going back to @Velocity’s capybara question, if you did keep it as a pet, would you name it Speak?
- Of course! Because that’s what he does.
- No
- I don’t get it
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Love at first sight:
- Yes, it’s a real, legit thing.
- No, it’s not real.
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You’ve been accused of a crime you definitely didn’t commit but lack a solid alibi (you were home alone asleep at the time). The DA seemingly has a good case. At trial you could face 3-5 years in prison. They offer you a plea bargain for 3 months in jail and 18 months probation.
- I take the deal.
- Screw that, make them prove their case. Going to trial!
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Is the El Camino a car or a truck?
- Car
- Truck
- Yes!
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