Mushrooms (for eating, not tripping):
In elfkin477’s poll about swimming above, did you know what he referred to when he mentioned the “Y”?
Which of the following do you speak/read well enough to generally communicate in?
Have you ever quit a job by declaring “I quit!“ and walking out?
Have you ever quit a job by just never showing up again?
Have you ever given up on a family member?
(If you’re not living in the USA, then pretend you are):
The opposing party has somehow attained the presidency, a 435-0 majority in the House, a 100-0 majority in the Senate, all 50 of the governorships, all 50 of the state legislatures, a 9-0 majority in the Supreme Court, and every single judge/mayor/elected-official position in the nation.
Do you move out of the USA?
What is your new life expectancy now, under this new governance?
Have you, or anyone you personally know, won an Olympic medal, world championship or otherwise distinguished themselves on the Fields of Sport?
A magic genie has chosen you to have (limited) access to the Wikipedia that will exist on December 31, 2073 at one minute before midnight UTC. You can choose up to five of the following articles to read. (The genie assures you that Wikipedia and the pages listed below will still exist in 2073 and will contain up-to-date information.) You may also follow any links on the pages you choose, but cannot follow links on the pages those links lead to. You may visit the pages you have access to (both the original five you chose and the pages linked from those five) as many times as you wish. The future is not set in stone so if you do something that will change the information on one of the pages you have access to, the page will update as soon as you have done the thing that will change it. You are the only one with access to information about the future so only your actions (direct or indirect) will change it. Which five do you choose?
I prefer Scooby-Doo:
Best Three’s Company landlords:
Best Three’s Company blonde:
Your friend invites you on a double date with their SO and the SOs friend. When y’all meet, it turns out that your date is actually your sibling.
Pick one of the following:
You are magically transported into the world of That '70s Show and are fated to pursue a romantic relationship with one of the younger characters. Who will it be? (Assume that you get aged or rejuvenated to match the age of the character, and that the character in question magically becomes romantically available and of the appropriate sexual orientation for you.)
Same question, but this time you need to choose an older character:
Avocado toast
A trillionaire hires you to spearhead her project to save one key endangered species. She wants you to pick, of course. What’ll it be?
What’s the most number of miles you’ve put on a car or truck that you bought new? (Pick the closest number.)