Coffee, tea, or juice?
- Coffee
- Tea
- Juice
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Death be not an option, part 3
- Everything you eat for the rest of your life tastes and smells like cow shit
- A bee stings you every day for the rest of your life
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Temperature preference:
- Life as currently is - hot summers, cold winters, etc.
- A world where it’s always 70 Fahrenheit no matter what (assume this is no problem for weather, agriculture)
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What do you use as the plural of (computer) mouse:
- Mice
- Mouses
- Both; they mean the same thing
- Both; one version is meant to be humorous.
- Some other humorous or ridiculous thing, like mousen or meeces.
- I have never once in my life needed to refer to multiple computer pointing devices.
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Are you at work today, Monday, January 3 (Or were you if you’re reading this after today)?
- Yes
- No, since New Years fell on a Saturday today is a company holiday.
- No, I’m taking a vacation day.
- No, I don’t work a typical Mon.-Fri. schedule and it’s my normal day off.
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- New York
- Chicago deep dish/pan
- Chicago thin crust / tavern
- Detroit
- St. Louis
- Rhode Island grilled
- Stuffed
- New Haven apizza
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- Pie cut
- Tavern/party cut
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Teeth flossing frequency.
- More than once a day
- Daily or almost daily
- 3-4 times a week
- About once a week
- About once or twice a month
- 5-6 times a year or so
- Once a year on my birthday
- It’s been over a year
- I have no teeth
- I have only one tooth but I floss the hell out of it
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If you were to have an additional sibling while growing up, which would you want?
- older brother
- older sister
- younger brother
- younger sister
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- Bach
- Handel
- Vivaldi
- Teleman
- Purcell
- Albinoni
- Corelli
- Monteverdi
- Rameau
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The great barbecue poll:
- North Carolina
- Texas
- Kansas City
- Memphis
- St. Louis
- California tri-tip
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Now choose two sides:
- Coleslaw
- Baked beans
- Potato salad
- Collard greens
- Mac and cheese
- Cornbread
- French fries
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- Igneous
- Sedimentary
- Metamorphic
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- Ingenious
- Sedentary
- Metamucillic
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When do you take down your Christmas decorations?
- Christmas Day or before
- Between Christmas and New Years
- Between New Years Day and the weekend after New Years.
- Between Epiphany and the weekend after Epiphany
- Later in January
- February, March, … I’m still in a sugar coma until then.
- I leave them up all year long! So festive!
- I never put them up in the first place.
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Did you know “willy-nilly” has 2 definitions, and the original one is “by compulsion; without choice”?
- Yes
- No, I only know the other one
- Yes, that’s my primary understanding of the term
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As a child, and perhaps now, were you an encyclopedia reading infovore?
- Why yes I did, how’d you know?
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Which knobs do you expect to control the front burners (those closest to you) on a stovetop? Assume a 4-burner stovetop and knobs in a line across the front panel.
- The two outside knobs control the front burners
- The two inside knobs control the front burners
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Say cheese!
- I like the taste of halloumi, and I eat it
- I like the taste of halloumi, but I don’t eat it because it makes my teeth squeak when I bite it
- I like the taste of halloumi, but I don’t eat it for other reasons
- I don’t like the taste of halloumi, but I eat it anyway because reasons
- I don’t like the taste of halloumi, and I don’t eat it
- I know what halloumi is but have never tried it
- I have no idea what halloumi is
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To which group do you belong?
- People who are fed up and refuse to follow the rules anymore
- People who are fed up and about to get all medieval on people who aren’t following the rules anymore.
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Trump…
- No future president will be worse than Trump was.
- We WILL have a future president some day who is worse than Trump.
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