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What’s the first thing you think when you see or hear the work “monk”?
  • Thelonious
  • Adrian/Tony Shalhoub
  • Shaolin/Tibetan/Buddhist
  • Benedictine/Gregorian/Franciscan/Christian
  • Vaishnava (Hare Krishnas)
  • Something else completely unrelated to any of the above

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423

My “something else completely unrelated to any of the above” regarding “monk” is “a character class in Dungeons & Dragons.” What do you think of that?

  • Me, too!
  • That’s cool!
  • Wouldn’t that qualify as the “Shaolin/Tibetan/Buddhist” option?
  • I have no idea what you’re talking about
  • What the heck is wrong with you, anyway?
  • I was hoping for a pun about monks. Maybe Monk Key.

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424

There’s another thread about ideas for dates. Naturally, sex was mentioned.

When I date (was dating) I think (thought) the best time for sex is…

  • On the first date
  • On the second date
  • On the third date
  • After the third date
  • It depends on how well the date goes
  • As soon as possible
  • Only after marriage
  • You date people before having sex with them?
  • Other

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425

Would you change your mind and want a free capybara as a pet if you knew that capybaras say “Wuh!” when startled?

  • Yes
  • No, too scary

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426

“The Ballad of John & Yoko:” should it have been a Plastic Ono Band song instead of a Beatles song?

  • Beatles song
  • Plastic Ono Band song

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427

“Let it Be:” should it have been a Wings song instead of a Beatles song?

  • Wings song
  • Beatles song

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428

“For You Blue:” George Harrison solo song instead of a Beatles song?

  • Beatles song
  • George solo

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429

In a heterosexual situation, who should ask for the first date?

  • Man
  • Woman
  • Either
  • What’s a date?
  • Other

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430
  • “San Fran”
  • “Frisco”
  • “S.F.”
  • “S.F.C.”
  • “Baghdad by the Bay”
  • “The City”
  • It’s ONLY called “San Francisco” thank you very much

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431
  • Spinal Tap
  • Rutles
  • Tenacious D
  • Flight Of The Conchords

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432
  1. Mind reading seeds
  2. Meteor that ages everything
  3. Sinking Island
  4. Ghost
  5. Herald Hecuba
  6. Vampire bat
  7. Pussycat Swallowtail
  8. Radioactive Vegetables
  9. Telephone Lines
  10. Other

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433
Best 90s “L.A. 'hood” movie
  • Boyz 'n the Hood
  • Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
  • Friday
  • House Party
  • Juice
  • Menace II Society
  • Set It Off
  • another movie not listed here

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434

You have hypothetically parked your fully restored 1964 Chevrolet Impala in a dangerous area in a large urban city. How long was the vehicle there before something happened to it?

  • 1 hour
  • 2 hours
  • 4 hours
  • overnight
  • nothing ever happened
  • other

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435

The Rolling Stones song “Brown Sugar”

  • I’ve long known the lyrics / what the song is about
  • I’ve only recently learned the lyrics / what the song is about
  • I don’t really know the lyrics / what the song is about
  • I do not know the song

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436

Did anyone else wonder why “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka” wasn’t on the '90s hood poll, until you looked it up and realized it actually came out in 1988?

Did anyone else wonder why “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka” wasn’t on the '90s gangsta movie list, until you looked it up and realized it actually came out in 1988?
  • Me too!
  • Nope, just you.

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437

Van Gogh

  • Van Go
  • Van Goff
  • Van Gocch (with extra phlegm)

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438

You’re wearing a mask and have to cough or sneeze. What do you do?

  • Sneeze: pull down mask and sneeze into arm/hand/tissue
  • Sneeze: let it go into the mask

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  • Cough: pull down mask and cough into arm/hand/tissue
  • Cough: let it go into mask

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439

The polls on Discourse always add up to 100% with integer percentage values, even if the poll numbers can’t be divided into 100. How stupid is this?

  • Very
  • Extremely

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440

Which of the following things do you know what they are and can cogently define (mark all that apply)

  • Mukluks
  • Ruana
  • Pashmina

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441

If I’m approached by a scientist who says she wants me and the cats to take part in a new hibernation experiment (during which time my home/car/job will be safeguarded), and I take her up on it, when we wake up in 2.5 months you’d expect we’ll find daily life to generally be going:

  • better
  • about the same
  • worse

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