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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
442

If you’re a billionaire, how much do you pay your secretary/executive assistant?

  • Going rate in the area, say $75,000
  • 25% above local rate
  • $150,000 per year, why not?
  • $400,000 per year, I can afford it, and let’s spread the wealth
  • More, I have my reasons

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443

If you are one of the cats offered the hibernation experiment above, how excited are you?

  • As excited as cats can get, which is to say: mildly
  • Mediocre
  • Somewhat

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444

Where does one sign up for the hibernation experiment ?

  • You can’t.
  • PM me, I’ll let you know.
  • Try Google
  • This looks a lot like “discussion” to me.

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445

Your three favorite minor King of the Hill characters. Minor shall be defined as not a member of the Hill family, and not one of the Hill’s neighbors. Unlike the Simpsons poll there will be no “other” option.

  • Buck Strickland
  • Joe Jack
  • Enrique
  • Chane Wassonasong
  • Ted Wassonasong
  • John Redcorn
  • Buckley
  • M.F. Thatherton
  • Chuck Mangione
  • Principal Moss
  • Clark Peters
  • Jimmy Wichard
  • Reverend Karen Stroup
  • Lane Pratley
  • Monsignor Martinez

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446

If I’d remembered to include the self defense teacher who teaches Bobby to say “That’s my purse!” in the last poll, would you have voted for her instead of one of your current choices?

  • Yes
  • No, I still would have vote for the same options.

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447
I had some difficulty with that “minor King of the Hill characters” poll because
  • I didn’t remember many of those characters by name
  • it’s been a really long time since I watched that show
  • I didn’t watch the show enough to know all of those characters
  • I had trouble picking only 3 that I liked
  • I had trouble picking 3 that I liked
  • I had trouble picking 3 that I liked because almost all of the characters on that show were horrifically flawed people

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448

Would, or do, you let your spouse read your journal/diary?

(if you don’t write one, answer the poll anyway as if you do)

  • Yes, he/she can read it
  • No, it’s still private

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449
Which CSI series had the best opening titles song?
  • CSI: Crime Scene Investigation “Who Are You?”
  • CSI: Miami “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
  • CSI: New York “Baba O’Riley”

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450
  • Aurelia Pucinski
  • Janice Hart

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  • Mark Fairchild
  • George Sangmeister

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451

I’m going to give you something for free. It’s not food and it’s not clothing.

Which one do you want?

  • Blue
  • Green
  • Red
  • Orange
  • Yellow
  • Purple
  • Brown
  • Black
  • White
  • Gray

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452

What type of refrigerator do you have?

  • Top freezer
  • Bottom freezer
  • Side-by-side
  • French door
  • Custom built-in
  • Freezerless
  • I have more than one and they’re not the same type
  • I don’t have a refrigerator

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453
Over the top T2 gun you most want to own
  • Custom Winchester Model 1887 shotgun (flip!)
  • Minigun
  • M79 grenade launcher

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454

Which dictator would you trade places with at the moment if you had to?

  • Kim Jong Un (North Korea)
  • Bashar al-Assad (Syria)
  • Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela)
  • Min Aung Hlaing (Burma)
  • Hibatullah Akhundzada (Taliban Afghanistan)

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455

What’s the first thing you think of when you hear “kiwi”?

  • fruit
  • New Zealand
  • shoe polish
  • the bird
  • other

0 voters

456
  • Over
  • Under
  • Doesn’t Matter

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457

Why do you hang your toilet paper the way you do?

  • It is the Way.
  • I dunno - I’ve just always done it that way. Never really thought about it.
  • My pets/children tend to spool it out into a shredded pile on the floor if I hang it some other way.
  • I put it on without checking and that’s just how it happens to be at the moment.
  • Robots invade my house each night and switch it around to hang this way. CURSE YOU, EVIL ROBOTS!
  • I don’t use toilet paper. Hey, wanna hang out at my place?

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458

What about bidets?

  • What about them?
  • They’re great. I love the feel of a freshly-washed butthole.
  • Disgusting foreign contraptions. You’d never catch me using one.
  • Wait - that’s what they’re for? Eww…

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459

Psychology, health and diet buzzwords that must be thrown under the bus and die in a fire:

  • Mindfulness
  • Wellness
  • Holistic
  • Functional medicine
  • Self-actualization
  • Journey
  • Synergy
  • Empowerment
  • Detox
  • Cleanse
  • Superfood
  • Artisanal
  • Natural
  • Organic
  • Non-GMO

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460

Is there anyone else out there who, like me, couldn’t care less which way the toilet paper goes, but will do it a certain way to appease your significant other who feels very strongly about it?

  • Yes
  • No

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461
Could you not answer the toilet paper orientation poll because there wasn’t an option for “vertical”?
  • Yes I’m cool like that
  • No
  • Isn’t that basically just “over”?

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