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Addendum to Toilet Paper poll:

  • I don’t really care which way it goes but I do it a certain way because it is more accessible from the seat that way…
  • I’d rather have it my way despite access issues.

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How is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?

  • Both circle Uranus
  • Both wipe out the Klingons
  • Both were invented by Gene Roddenberry
  • The Starship Enterprise is not like a roll of toilet paper, you silly man
  • All of the above
  • None of the above.

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Should the “Psychology, health and diet buzzwords that must be thrown under the bus and die in a fire:” poll allow selection of more than 6 options (or at least an “all the above” option) ?

  • Yes

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Generally speaking, which would you prefer?

  • A high likelihood of something moderately bad happening
  • A low likelihood of something Very bad happening

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I stream most of my sports these days. A lot of the time instead of showing the commercials, there’s just a blank screen or “Coverage will resume shortly” during the breaks.

Do you prefer the blank screen or would you rather just watch the commercials?
  • I like not being subjected to advertising
  • I prefer the advertising to constant sections of nothing
  • I don’t care that much either way

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Would you prefer someone describe you as

  • average attractiveness
  • not ugly
  • absolutely not hideous
  • not literally unattractive
  • totally acceptable
  • big boned
  • interesting looking
  • great personality
  • strong career prospects

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Your employer gives you a gold Tourneau watch as a ten-year anniversary gift. It’s worth about $300. You don’t wear watches and don’t know what to do.

  • Sell it
  • Keep it
  • Give to someone else
  • This question is oddly specific…

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  • Laddie… don’t ya think you should… rephrase that?
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Coincidentally, my 5 year anniversary with my employer just came up yesterday. I was given a catalog with several items to choose from. Which would you pick?

  • A commemorative pin with the company logo on it
  • One of several watches, in both men’s and women’s styles
  • Jewelry (again, there were a few to choose from)
  • Bluetooth speakers
  • A set of dishes
  • A cheese board
  • A set of 10 prep bowls for cooking
  • A rechargeable LED flashlight/lantern combo
  • Golf gloves
  • A money clip
  • A rolling cooler
  • A clock/picture frame thing
  • A Kate Spade prep board set
  • A 10 oz lowball tumbler
  • A Barebones Living garden tool
  • A duffel bag

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The following are what are considered the first four #1 rap songs (Blondie’s “Rapture” notwithstanding). Song titles linked to YouTube in case you need to refresh your memory. Stopped at the first four so “Baby Got Back” wouldn’t run away with it.

Which one was the best song?

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TV dad most likely to fall into a meat grinder.

  • Ray Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
  • Frank DeFazio (Laverne & Shirley)
  • Al Bundy (Married With Children)
  • Walter White (Breaking Bad)
  • Jeff Greene (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
  • Mike Brady (The Brady Bunch)
  • Tywin Lannister (Game of Thrones)

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An “omelette” is
  • Eggs folded around a filling
  • Eggs with other ingredients embedded in it
  • It can be either
  • It can be both
  • None of those are omelettes you fool!

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Your preferred onion:

  • Yellow
  • Red
  • White
  • Sweet (eg. Vidalia, Walla Walla)
  • Depends on what I’m making

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  • I have a fairly good understanding of the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes
  • I do not have a fairly good understanding of the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes

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Choose one (the other will be below average):

  • Perfect teeth for life
  • Perfect vision for life

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When you come in this thread and discover you’ve missed lots of polls since your last visit, how far back do you read?

  • Last 2-3 polls
  • Last 4-8 polls
  • Last 9-12 polls
  • I return to the place I left off last time I was in the forum
  • Other

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When you return to this forum do you check on the polls already reviewed to see if there has been movement since your last visit?

  • I’ll review from the beginning every time
  • I’ll scroll back a bit, but only 3 or 4 polls
  • I’ll look at polls I started or have particular interest in, but that’s it
  • I just start where I left off, and leave the past to historians

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Do you look better…

  • in photos
  • in the mirror

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Survey Monkey Contribute: Please choose answer B.

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D

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Why didn’t you choose answer B?

  • You’re not my supervisor!

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