I have eaten:
- Venison
- Bear
- Caribou
- Reindeer
- Wild turkey (That is a turkey not rased on a farm, not the whiskey)
- Shark
- Rabbit
- Cuy (guinea pig)
- Kangaroo
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Riddle: Which one does not belong:
- Soup and sandwich
- Dancing in the dark
- Rock your world
- Highly motivated
- Essential quality
- Helium
- Sainthood
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I have eaten
- Elk
- Antelope
- Horse (I was tricked!)
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- Wild boar should have been on the list & I ate that
- Nah, I’m good.
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Riddle #2 – Select the answer that does not follow the rule:
- Corn
- Rink
- Lover
- Anger
- Bony
- Lakes
- Host
- Ears
- Tennis
- Aunt
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Which is the one?
- Jump
- Bean
- Cat
- Star
- Tax
- Saw
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Biotop’s riddles
- Belong in a thread where answers and explanations are allowed
- Should be in a thread where answers and explanations are allowed
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Regarding the aforementioned riddle polls:
- I tried to figure out the riddle and answered accordingly
- I just answered randomly
- I didn’t answer at all
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Seasoning purveyors:
- Penzey’s
- Spice House
- McCormick
- Other souless corporate giant
- Organic seasonings grown upon my own tilth
- Local products
- Douse it all with Old Bay and let God sort it out
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You’re looking for a house for you and whoever will be sharing a home with you this year. The house you like best in your price range has an in-ground pool; it seems to be defect-free.
Having a fuctional in-ground pool at your next home is your idea of:
- a desirable feature
- an unwanted headache
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How do you feel about musicals?
- I love them.
- I like them.
- I’m indifferent to them.
- I dislike them.
- I hate them.
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Someone posts a truly loathsome opinion in a “share your most controversial viewpoint” thread. What do you do?
- upvote it because it’s bad
- downvote it because it’s bad
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- I have tried a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a slice of cheese on it
- I have never tried a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a slice of cheese on it
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- I have tried a burger with peanut butter on it
- I have never tried a burger with peanut butter on it
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- I have truly tried butter on a Pop-Tart. It’s so freaking good.
- I have never tried butter on a Pop-Tart, but apparently you think I should.
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You are placed upon the summit of tall mountain in North Carolina on a cloudless night. Do you know how to find the North Star?
- Yes
- No
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Assess your driving skills:
- I’m a superb driver with a perfect record
- Way above average, never flinch when I see a state trooper in the median
- Pretty darn good, better than the rest of those maniacs on the road
- Still in the sweet spot where wisdom and experience overcome declining reflexes
- Average
- Ride with me and the odds are you’ll reach your destination safely
- I’d be acceptable if it wasn’t for uncontrollable spells of road rage
- Lots of tickets and fines but still rolling with Iggy’s Last Chance Insurance
- I spend more time in traffic school than on the road
- License(s) revoked, gotta Uber instead
- I never drive but just had to respond to the poll anyway
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I was going to preface this with a question, but I’ll just leave you with two options, vote according to any criteria you wish.
- The Joy of Cooking
- The Joy of Sex
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What would Dave say?
- “What’s in the bag?”
- “Cover me Paul.”
- “And you know how painful that can be.”
- “My beautiful wife Audrey”
- “Please, no wagering.”
- "Would you marry me? I just want to be able to say “I’d like you to meet my wife, Gina Lollabrigida.”
- “I do and do and do for you”.
- “The Bag O’ Bats.”
- “Our good friend Chris Elliot. What did you call that episode, Chris?”
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You live in a townhome-style condo. You own absolutely no land. No backyard, no front yard, no side yard. The city is forcing you to have a 64-gallon “yard waste and organics” cart in addition to your 32-gallon garbage can and your 64-gallon recycling cart. You have a 1-car garage. Your Corolla fits in there as long as no one wants to get into the passenger seat.
The laws in your locale are these: a) you must keep enough room in your garage to accommodate the number of cars the garage was designed for b) you must keep your garage and recycling cans off the street and out of view (except on garbage collection days).
You cannot fit both your Corolla and all those carts in your garage. What do you do?
- Violate the cars-in-the-garage law. Park your car on the street and keep your garbage/recycling in the garage. Car thieves be damned!
- Violate the no-carts-in-view law. Leave the garbage and/or recycling carts in the driveway, on the street, or in the landscaping. Property values be damned!
- Violate both laws. The hell with it!
- Replace the Corolla with a teeny tiny car, so that the car and the carts can fit in the garage simultaneously.
- Keep the garbage can inside your tiny home.
- Keep the recycling cart inside your tiny home.
- Keep the yardwaste/organics cart inside your tiny home.
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Inspired by @Procrustus’s question: my first girlfriend gave me a copy of The Joy of Sex, which she had gone through with a highlighter marker, making note of her favorite sections. What’s your reaction to that?
- That’s cool!
- That’s kind of creepy.
- That is TMI, kenobi!
- What did she highlight? I need details!
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