What should the 500th responder to a thread receive as a prize?
- Nothing. Nobody cares
- Admin status with all the fixin’s
- Ability to select one poster to be disappeared, Pinochet-style
- Unlimited socks
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Three Facebook friends mysteriously unfriend and block you in one day:
- someone must be talking bad about you behind your back
- just an extremely weird unlikely coincidence
- other
- this question is oddly specific…
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Do you have any Christmas candy left?
- Yes, I still have some good stuff.
- Yes, but it is pretty much the bottom-of-the stocking detritus that may or may not eventually get eaten.
- No. All gone.
- Never had any.
- Does the toothpaste count?
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If traveling to space were as cheap as flying on an airplane, how often would you go to space?
- once a week
- once a month
- once a year
- other answer
- never
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Sorry Jonah, it’s a binary poll.
- Sharona, Blake and Joel
- Sharona, Blake and Mike
- Sharona, Potter and Joel
- Sharona, Potter and Mike
- Natalie, Blake and Joel
- Natalie, Blake and Mike
- Natalie, Potter and Joel
- Natalie, Potter and Mike
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A poll for Dopers with a dog or cat, or multiples of said mammals:
- My beloved companion always sleeps on the bed next to me
- My pet is sometimes allowed bed privileges
- The dog/cat can sleep in the bedroom but never on the bed
- The animal spends the night elsewhere in the home
- The beast is fortunate to have a place on the porch or in the garage at night
- The creature makes do with whatever shelter it can find in the yard
- Are you people nuts? Those things are full of germs!
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If your pet sleeps in bed with you…
- My pet sleeps next to me
- My pet sleeps at my feet
- My pet starts in the very center of the bed, sprawled out, and keeps cuddling against me and everytime I move, he snuggles up again so that by the time I wake up in the morning I’m hanging halfway off the bed. Oh, and if I get up to use the toilet during the night you can bet he will steal my spot on the pillow and then give me the stink eye when I move him so that I can get back to sleep, because ONE of us has to go to work in the morning so that he’ll be able to have treats, toys, and such.
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Can’t vote. Need option for “stands on my chest and meows, then collapses beside me and sucks on the blanket.”
If you have Christmas candy left, why?
- I don’t have Christmas candy left.
- My haul of Christmas candy was enormous and it will take me a while to get through it all.
- I have been eating my Christmas candy judiciously, so it lasts a long time.
- I bought a LOT of discount Christmas candy during post-Christmas sales. 75% off! You’re losing money if you don’t buy some!
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Of the 10 top-selling ice cream flavors, what do you want?
- Chocolate
- Vanilla
- Strawberry
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Cookies n Cream
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- Rocky Road
- Coffee
- Pistachio
- I can’t pick just one
- I want ice cream, but not any of these
- I don’t want any ice cream, but thanks for offering
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I generally address my significant other by
- their actual given name (David, Stephanie, …)
- a variation on their given name (Dave, Steph, …)
- a pet name (honey, sweetie, …)
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In the shower I usually use:
- Bar soap
- Liquid body wash
- Something completely different
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I apply it with a:
- Washcloth
- Poof
- Loofa
- My hands, or I rub the soap directly on my skin
- Something else
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- Stick
- Roll on
- Gel
- Spray
- Something else
- I never use deodorant
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Because using a lessening of affection descriptors in poll options is unscientific:
- My beloved pet(s) sleep elsewhere in the home for reasons that have nothing to do with how much I truly love my pet(s).
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Do you find “claim forgiveness” distasteful and insulting, like insurance companies think they’re doing you a favor just for existing and allowing you to give them money?
- Yes
- No
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If reincarnation was real after all, and you were destined to spend your next life as an animal, which animal would you want to live as?
- pet cat
- pet dog
- pet bird
- other small pet (rodent, lizard etc)
- working cat (barn/factory mouser, bodega cat etc)
- working dog (farm/hunting dog, K-9 officer etc)
- farm bird
- wild land animal
- wild flying animal
- wild marine animal
- some sort of invertebrate
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Number of working, connected/set up, ready-to-watch TVs in my home:
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7+
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As a parent, which worries you more?
- your kid being too cold and hungry
- your kid being too hot and thirsty
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How nostalgic are you? Tune to put you in the mood: I’m surprised Peter Cetera thought it was too silly to keep singing. Here are some Russians covering it:
- I miss the old days and would return in a heartbeat
- I sometimes miss the old days but some things have improved
- I don’t miss the old days too much…I go with the flow
- I kind of disliked the old days…the present’s ok.
- I hated the old days and the present is better.
- Other
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Another song they covered that may put you in the mood: man, great cover:
Meat Loaf was “in on the joke”.
- Yes
- No
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All you can eat crab party! Pick one; you can have either snow crab leg clusters, or jumbo lump blue crab cakes, but not both.
- Give me the snow crab leg clusters, a bib, a ton of napkins, and some tools
- That’s too much work; give me the blue crab cakes
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