How many times have you been anesthetized, knocked completely out for a medical or dental procedure?
- Never
- Once
- Twice
- Thrice
- Four
- Five
- More
- A lot more
- I’m clicking the poll option while unconscious.
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If one of your siblings or cousins/relatives won a large lottery (say, $500 million,) do you think they’d share it with you? (Of course, this depends on which sibling/cousin/relative; answer however you please)
- Yes, they’d share a substantial amount
- Yes, they’d share at least a little bit
- No
- Other answer
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- Hook
- Kirk
- Marvel
- And Tennille
- Nemo
- Kangaroo
- Carrot
- Obvious
- America
- Crunch
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Movie end credits. Actors, listed in order of:
- Alphabetical, by actor’s name
- Alphabetical, by character’s name
- In order of appearance
- Some other criteria
- I don’t really care
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When do you take your Christmas decorations down?
- Christmas Day
- The day after Christmas
- Sometime before New Years Day
- After New Years but before January 6
- Later in January because I consider the Gregorian calendar to be the decadent work of Satan
- Not until winter ends because my decorations are all that are saving us from Fimbulwinter
- After Easter because piles of dried pine needles, wilted holly and faded cards are ideal for hiding eggs in
- When I get notice informing me that the desiccated husk of a tree has formally been declared a fire hazard
- NEVER! CHRISTMAS NEVER ENDS!
- I don’t put up holiday decorations/celebrate Christmas but demand representation in this poll. Also: pie.
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Why is New Year’s Day not a choice? That is when you are SUPPOSED to do it.
Because a lot of people are hung over on New Year’s Day.
- Because Gyrate mentally included it in the “After New Years but before January 6” option without phrasing it clearly enough
- Because everyone is hungover on that day
- Because taking your Christmas decorations down on New Years Day angers the Old Gods and may result in the devouring of your soul/children/pie/all of the above
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Should @carrps and @kayT read the title of this thread a bit more carefully and perhaps take their conversation to the Discussions thread?
- Yes
- Hell Yes
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Which of these famous TV/movie houses would you rather own? (pretend they’re all actual real houses as depicted on screen, minus any supernatural elements)
- All in the Family
- The Amityville Horror
- Beetlejuice
- Boy Meets World
- The Brady Bunch
- Breaking Bad
- A Christmas Story
- The Cosby Show
- Golden Girls
- Harry Potter The Durselys House
- Married… With Children
- Poltergeist
- Psycho
- Roseanne
- Sleepless in Seattle Houseboat
- The Wonder Years
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If you are using the singular they, what do you use for the reflexive pronoun?
- Themselves. (Example: Someone got themselves some ice cream.)
- Themself. (Example: Someone got themself some ice cream.)
- I might use either.
- I don’t use the singular they.
- something else
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Does your sink have a garbage disposal?
- I am in the U.S., and yes
- I am in the U.S., and no
- I am not in the U.S., and yes
- I am not in the U.S., and no
- I do not have a sink
- Other
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Which of these are/were your best competitive sports/games?
- American football
- Archery
- Auto racing/motorsports
- Baseball/softball
- Basketball
- Bowling
- Chess
- Combat sports (boxing, MMA, wrestling, etc.)
- Cricket
- Darts
- Diving
- Golf
- Hockey
- Lacrosse
- Poker
- Pool
- Rugby
- Running
- Shooting/marksmanship (firearm)
- Soccer
- Skiing
- Swimming
- Table tennis
- Tennis
- Track/field
- Volleyball
- None
- Something else
- I will destroy you in Wii Bowling!
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Which state name would make an acceptable name for a dog?
- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arizona
- Arkansas
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Florida
- Georgia
- Hawaii
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Massachusetts
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Missouri
- Montana
- Nebraska
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- Ohio
- Oklahoma
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- South Dakota
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Utah
- Vermont
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
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Offal you’ve tried, would eat again, or would be willing to try:
- Blood
- Brain
- Chitterlings (small intestine)
- Gizzard
- Heart
- Kidney
- Liver
- Lung (“lights”)
- Pancreas
- Snout
- Spleen
- Sweetbread
- Testicles (“fries”)
- Tongue
- Tripe
- Trotters (feet)
- Other
- None of the above
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You are responsible for hiring a telephone receptionist whose job will involve taking calls (in English) from new customers and registering their names and addresses in a computer system. How important is it that the receptionist knows the NATO Phonetic Alphabet?
- I wouldn’t hire any receptionist who doesn’t already know the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.
- I’d hire a receptionist who commits to learning the NATO Phonetic Alphabet before starting the position.
- I’d hire a receptionist who commits to learning the NATO Phonetic Alphabet on the job.
- I’d prefer to hire a receptionist who already knows (or commits to learning) the NATO Phonetic Alphabet, but this isn’t a hard requirement for the job.
- Whether or not the receptionist already knows (or commits to learning) the NATO Phonetic Alphabet plays absolutely no role in my hiring decision.
- I’d prefer to hire a receptionist who doesn’t know the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.
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When cooking eggs, how do you break them?
- Crack it against the rim of a bowl or pan
- Crack it down on a flat countertop
- Tap it with a knife, spoon, etc.
- Another method
- I’ve never broken an egg
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When cracking eggs, if you ever crack eggs, how do you usually do it?
- Hold the egg in two hands and crack it against something
- Hold the egg in one hand and crack it against something
- Hold the egg in one hand and crack something against it (like a knife)
- Put the egg into a bowl, do something, and then remove the shell with tweezers or some other implement
- Pierce the egg and blow or use a drill or something else weird
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Favourite He-Man hero? (Select up to three.)
- Battle Cat / Cringer
- He-Man / Prince Adam
- King Randor
- Man-At-Arms
- Man-E-Faces
- Orko
- Ram Man
- Roboto
- Stratos
- Teela
- The Sorceress
- some other hero not listed here
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Favourite He-Man villain? (Select up to three.)
- Beast Man
- Clawful
- Evil-Lyn
- Faker
- Kobra Khan
- Mer-Man
- Skeletor
- Stinkor
- Trap-Jaw
- Tri-Klops
- some other villain not listed here
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Did you ever put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up?
- yes, and I liked it
- yes, and I didn’t like it
- no
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Did you ever drink a mixture of milk and Pepsi?
- yes, and I liked it
- yes, and I didn’t like it
- no
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