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Which European capitals have you visited (however you define “visited”)?

  • Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Andorra la Vella, Andorra
  • Athens, Greece
  • Belgrade, Serbia
  • Berlin, Germany
  • Bern, Switzerland
  • Bratislava, Slovakia
  • Brussels, Belgium
  • Bucharest, Romania
  • Budapest, Hungary
  • Chișinău, Moldova
  • Copenhagen, Denmark
  • Dublin, Ireland
  • Helsinki, Finland
  • Kyiv, Ukraine
  • Lisbon, Portugal
  • Ljubljana, Slovenia
  • London, UK
  • Luxembourg City, Luxembourg
  • Madrid, Spain
  • Minsk, Belarus
  • Monaco, Monaco
  • Moscow, Russia
  • Nicosia, Cyprus
  • North Nicosia, Northern Cyprus
  • Nuuk, Greenland
  • Oslo, Norway
  • Paris, France
  • Podgorica, Montenegro
  • Prague, Czechia
  • Pristina, Kosovo
  • Reykjavík, Iceland
  • Riga, Latvia
  • Rome, Italy
  • City of San Marino, San Marino
  • Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
  • Skopje, Northern Macedonia
  • Sofia, Bulgaria
  • Stockholm, Sweden
  • Tallinn, Estonia
  • Tbilisi, Georgia
  • Tirana, Albania
  • Vaduz, Liechtenstein
  • Valletta, Malta
  • Vienna, Austria
  • Vilnius, Lithuania
  • Warsaw, Poland
  • Zagreb, Croatia
  • I’ve been to Europe but I’ve somehow never visited any of these cities
  • I’ve never been to Europe
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UK Capitals, because they wouldn’t fit in the main poll. Yeah, London gets to be in both polls, but it seemed wrong to leave it out of either of them.

  • Belfast, Northern Ireland
  • Cardiff, Wales
  • Edinburgh, Scotland
  • London, England
  • I’ve been to the UK but I’ve never visited any of these cities
  • I’ve never been to the UK
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Below what temperature threshold would you stop wearing shorts? (temps in Fahrenheit)

  • 70°
  • 60°
  • 50°
  • 40°
  • 30°
  • 20°
  • 10°
  • -10°
  • -20°
  • Lower than -20°
  • Low temperature does not prevent me from wearing shorts.
  • I never wear shorts.
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Today I learned my 55-year old coworker didn’t know that 40°C is the same is 40°F.

  • I am < 55 years old, and I already knew that 40°C = 40°F.
  • I am >= 55 years old, and I already knew that 40°C = 40°F.
  • I am < 55 years old, and I just learned that 40°C = 40°F.
  • I am >= 55 years old, and I just learned that 40°C = 40°F.
0 voters
  • Ummmm…
0 voters
  • Die_Capacitrix doesn’t know the - sign in numbers
  • Die_Capacitrix forgot about the - sign
  • Die_Capacitrix tried but couldn’t insert the - sign
  • Die_Capacitrix tricked me and I didn’t notice the missing -
0 voters
  • How humiligrating!
0 voters
  • the little 3-bar menu icon on some web pages is called a “navburger”
  • it is not actually called that, but it ought to be
  • that is a stupid-ass name, stop making up stupid words
  • all words are made up
  • keesh low-rain (with bacon)
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Voice-activated virtual personal assistants (Siri, Alexa, Cortana, Google) are:
  • Integral parts of my everyday life.
  • Useful for some things.
  • Can be useful for some things, but I usually just do it the normal way.
  • A fun and interesting technology, but not super useful to me.
  • Something I don’t have.
  • Something else.
  • I don’t understand any of this.
0 voters
  • Alexa
  • Cortana
  • Google Assistant
  • Siri
  • STFU
  • Smoked Salmon
  • Mandarin Orange segments
  • Sesame Crackers
  • Jarlsberg slices
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Do you have a shaved head and a beard?

  • I’m a man with a shaved head and a beard.
  • I’m a man, and I do not have a shaved head and a beard.
  • I’m a woman with a shaved head and a beard
  • I’m a woman and I do not have a shaved head and a beard.
0 voters
  • Vote!*
  • such silliness
  • it only encourages them
  • who cares what other people think
  • meh
  • no
  • rainier cherries
0 voters

*in this thead

When you were a child, did your parents admonition you not to wear your coat/jacket while indoors because it would make you feel colder when you went outside?

Or were they not allowed to be worn inside for a different reason?

  • yes
  • no
  • no, but coats were forbidden from being worn inside for other reasons
0 voters
If you chose yes, these days
  • I believe it’s true
  • I don’t believe it’s true
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Which choice is closest to your position:

  • In general, I try not to disturb my neighbors with loud music because I am a reasonably conscientious person.
  • Fuck my neighbors! I will crank my music as loud as I want because I am an asshole!
  • My estate is so big that my neighbors cannot hear me crank my music.
  • I don’t listen to music because I am a weirdo that was raised by termites.
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Hypothetically, if your last and only friend -ever- was a self-absorbed narcissist, who can only talk about themselves and their problems, would you ditch them?

  • Yes. Who needs that? I would rather be alone.
  • No. I will keep them around so I do not go insane from lack of human interactions.
  • No. I will keep them as a friend because I am ridiculously loyal, to the point of self-harm, mental and emotional deterioration, and beyond.
  • Derp. I am too dull and stupid to think in hypotheticals.
  • I can think in hypotheticals but I am too much of a passive-aggressive turd to answer this simple poll correctly.
0 voters

How do you pronounce “Caribbean”?

  • Ca-rib-BEE-an
  • Ca-RIB-be-an
0 voters

How do you pronounce “Coyote”?

  • COY-ote (silent “e”)
  • Coy-OT-ee (pronouncing the “e”)
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What utensil do you use to eat instant ramen (cup noodles)?

  • Spoon
  • Fork
  • Chopsticks
  • Utensil? They’re in a cup! Slurp 'em!
  • Some other philistine custom
0 voters

Have you ever broken the law?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Oh, come now. You’ve never gone over the speed limit or jaywalked?

  • Okay, you got me
  • I am a shining beacon of following the rules
0 voters

Have you ever been cited for a misdemeanor? Paid a fine or went to court or traffic school?

  • Yes. I’m so ashamed maybe kinda
  • I am a shining beacon of following the rules
0 voters

When does the statute of limitations run out for for wishing someone “happy new year”?

  • Jan 1
  • Jan 2-Jan 5
  • Jan 5-Jan 10
  • Jan 10-Jan 15
  • Jan 16-Jan 31
  • 1 Feb or later
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Minor repairs you’ve done to a car (back when all these were even possible):

  • Timed the engine with a strobe
  • Changed and gapped the spark plugs
  • Swapped an alternator
  • Changed the oil
  • Replaced the brake pads
  • Rotated the tires
  • Changed a belt
  • Changed a fuel or air filter
  • Replaced a brake master cylinder
  • Swapped the coil or distributor
  • Replaced a radiator
  • Replaced cooling hoses and clamps
0 voters