Which European capitals have you visited (however you define “visited”)?
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Andorra la Vella, Andorra
Athens, Greece
Belgrade, Serbia
Berlin, Germany
Bern, Switzerland
Bratislava, Slovakia
Brussels, Belgium
Bucharest, Romania
Budapest, Hungary
Chișinău, Moldova
Copenhagen, Denmark
Dublin, Ireland
Helsinki, Finland
Kyiv, Ukraine
Lisbon, Portugal
Ljubljana, Slovenia
London, UK
Luxembourg City, Luxembourg
Madrid, Spain
Minsk, Belarus
Monaco, Monaco
Moscow, Russia
Nicosia, Cyprus
North Nicosia, Northern Cyprus
Nuuk, Greenland
Oslo, Norway
Paris, France
Podgorica, Montenegro
Prague, Czechia
Pristina, Kosovo
Reykjavík, Iceland
Riga, Latvia
Rome, Italy
City of San Marino, San Marino
Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Skopje, Northern Macedonia
Sofia, Bulgaria
Stockholm, Sweden
Tallinn, Estonia
Tbilisi, Georgia
Tirana, Albania
Vaduz, Liechtenstein
Valletta, Malta
Vienna, Austria
Vilnius, Lithuania
Warsaw, Poland
Zagreb, Croatia
I’ve been to Europe but I’ve somehow never visited any of these cities
I’ve never been to Europe
UK Capitals, because they wouldn’t fit in the main poll. Yeah, London gets to be in both polls, but it seemed wrong to leave it out of either of them.
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Cardiff, Wales
Edinburgh, Scotland
London, England
I’ve been to the UK but I’ve never visited any of these cities
I’ve never been to the UK
Below what temperature threshold would you stop wearing shorts? (temps in Fahrenheit)
70°
60°
50°
40°
30°
20°
10°
0°
-10°
-20°
Lower than -20°
Low temperature does not prevent me from wearing shorts.
I never wear shorts.
Today I learned my 55-year old coworker didn’t know that 40°C is the same is 40°F.
I am < 55 years old, and I already knew that 40°C = 40°F.
I am >= 55 years old, and I already knew that 40°C = 40°F.
I am < 55 years old, and I just learned that 40°C = 40°F.
I am >= 55 years old, and I just learned that 40°C = 40°F.
Do you have a shaved head and a beard?
I’m a man with a shaved head and a beard.
I’m a man, and I do not have a shaved head and a beard.
I’m a woman with a shaved head and a beard
I’m a woman and I do not have a shaved head and a beard.
When you were a child, did your parents admonition you not to wear your coat/jacket while indoors because it would make you feel colder when you went outside?
Or were they not allowed to be worn inside for a different reason?
yes
no
no, but coats were forbidden from being worn inside for other reasons
If you chose yes, these days
I believe it’s true
I don’t believe it’s true
by-tor
January 15, 2024, 7:03am
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Which choice is closest to your position:
In general, I try not to disturb my neighbors with loud music because I am a reasonably conscientious person.
Fuck my neighbors! I will crank my music as loud as I want because I am an asshole!
My estate is so big that my neighbors cannot hear me crank my music.
I don’t listen to music because I am a weirdo that was raised by termites.
by-tor
January 15, 2024, 7:20am
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Hypothetically, if your last and only friend -ever- was a self-absorbed narcissist, who can only talk about themselves and their problems, would you ditch them?
Yes. Who needs that? I would rather be alone.
No. I will keep them around so I do not go insane from lack of human interactions.
No. I will keep them as a friend because I am ridiculously loyal, to the point of self-harm, mental and emotional deterioration, and beyond.
Derp. I am too dull and stupid to think in hypotheticals.
I can think in hypotheticals but I am too much of a passive-aggressive turd to answer this simple poll correctly.
How do you pronounce “Caribbean”?
Ca-rib-BEE-an
Ca-RIB-be-an
How do you pronounce “Coyote”?
COY-ote (silent “e”)
Coy-OT-ee (pronouncing the “e”)
What utensil do you use to eat instant ramen (cup noodles)?
Spoon
Fork
Chopsticks
Utensil? They’re in a cup! Slurp 'em!
Some other philistine custom
Have you ever broken the law?
Oh, come now. You’ve never gone over the speed limit or jaywalked?
Okay, you got me
I am a shining beacon of following the rules
Have you ever been cited for a misdemeanor? Paid a fine or went to court or traffic school?
Yes. I’m so ashamed maybe kinda
I am a shining beacon of following the rules
When does the statute of limitations run out for for wishing someone “happy new year”?
Jan 1
Jan 2-Jan 5
Jan 5-Jan 10
Jan 10-Jan 15
Jan 16-Jan 31
1 Feb or later
Minor repairs you’ve done to a car (back when all these were even possible):
Timed the engine with a strobe
Changed and gapped the spark plugs
Swapped an alternator
Changed the oil
Replaced the brake pads
Rotated the tires
Changed a belt
Changed a fuel or air filter
Replaced a brake master cylinder
Swapped the coil or distributor
Replaced a radiator
Replaced cooling hoses and clamps