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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
4409

Who’s more American?

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4410

Your very first and earliest memory is a:

  • positive one. :wink: :orangutan: :raccoon:
  • negative one. :frowning_face: :t_rex:
  • neutral one. :expressionless: :cow:
  • mixed one. :melting_face: :space_invader: :unicorn:
  • special, uncategorizable one. I am too exceptional for plebeian answers! :skunk: :imp: :face_vomiting:
  • I hate taking polls. What am I doing with my life? :thinking: :penguin:
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4411

Have you ever been read your Miranda rights?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I don’t live in the US
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4412

Of the following, which would you permanently eradicate from the Earth?

  • All Fleas
  • All Ticks
  • The 6% of Mosquito species that bite humans.
  • All Bedbugs
  • None. Live and let bite, man! :peace_symbol:
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4413
Moving violations you’ve been officially charged with (and found guilty/paid fine)
  • Speeding
  • Too Fast For Conditions
  • Reckless Driving
  • Street Racing
  • Unsafe Lane Change
  • Running a Red Light
  • Running a Stop Sign
  • Tailgating
  • Going the Wrong Way
  • Failure to Yield (other vehicle)
  • Failure to Yield to Pedestrian
  • Left Lane Blocking (and/or Too Slow for Conditions)
  • HOV/Toll Lane violation
  • Illegal/Unsafe Pass (e.g. across a double yellow line)
  • Failure to Signal
  • Illegal U-Turn
  • Illegal Turn (of some other sort)
  • Passing a Stopped School Bus
  • Driving on Shoulder or Median
  • Driving in Bus or Bicycle Lane or Sidewalk
  • Work Zone Violation (or doubled fines for another violation in such a zone)
  • DUI alcohol
  • DUI drugs
  • Distracted Driving (texting and such)
  • No Seat Belt
  • Hit and Run/Leaving Scene of Accident
  • Driving Without Valid / Sufficient Insurance
  • Driving Without Valid Vehicle Registration
  • Driving Without a Valid Driver’s License
  • Driving Without a License Plate
  • Excessive Window Tint
  • Equipment Violations (burned out lights and such)
  • Littering
  • NOTA/something I didn’t mention
  • I am a Perfect Angel, never have been ticketed for ANYTHING! Nyah Nyah Nyah…
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4414

Do you have a “very first and earliest memory”?

  • Yes: there is a specific thing or experience I remember, that is earlier than anything else I remember
  • No: I do not have a specific memory that I can identify as “first” or “earliest.”
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4415

Pope Francis has died. A papal conclave is summoned to elect his successor—any baptized Catholic male is canoncially eligible. After months of deadlock, the cardinals shock the world by electing you.

As pope, you would wield supreme executive authority over the Roman Catholic Church and can make infallible pronouncements on matters of Catholic dogma. Do you accept the position?

  • I’m eligible to be elected pope, and yes, I absolutely accept.
  • I’m eligible to be elected pope, but I graciously turn down the offer. Let them find some other papabile!
  • I’m not eligible to be elected pope, but hey, if they want me for the job anyway, I’ll take it.
  • I’m neither eligible to be elected pope nor interested in assuming the pontifical office.
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4416
I have worn a:
  • “Standard” necktie
  • Bolo tie
  • Bowtie
  • Clip-on tie
  • A “pre-tied” tie
  • Some other type of necktie
  • I have never worn a necktie of any sort.
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  • I can tie a necktie.
  • I can tie a necktie in two ways.
  • I can tie a necktie in more than two ways.
  • I can tie a bowtie.
  • I cannot tie a necktie or a bowtie.
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4417

When out and about, I keep my phone in my

  • Left front pants pocket
  • Right front pants pocket
  • Left rear pants pocket
  • Right rear pants pocket
  • Purse
  • Bra
  • A hip holster
  • A shoulder holster
  • Something else
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My housekeeper keeps her phone in her bra. Really.

4418

The college of cardinals thinks the better of their decision to elect you pope and they instead choose another candidate from among their own ranks. The new pope asks for your help in choosing a regnal name. His favourite number is two and he wants this as his regnal number, so you must choose among the names used only by exactly one previous pope. Which three names do you present to him as a shortlist?

  • Agatho
  • Anacletus
  • Anicetus
  • Anterus
  • Caius
  • Conon
  • Constantine
  • Cornelius
  • Dionysius
  • Donus
  • Eleutherius
  • Eusebius
  • Eutychian
  • Evaristus
  • Fabian
  • Formosus
  • Francis
  • Hilarius
  • Hormisdas
  • Hyginus
  • Lando
  • Liberius
  • Linus
  • Marcellinus
  • Mark
  • Miltiades
  • Peter
  • Pontian
  • Romanus
  • Sabinian
  • Severinus
  • Silverius
  • Simplicius
  • Siricius
  • Sisinnius
  • Soter
  • Symmachus
  • Telesphorus
  • Valentine
  • Vigilius
  • Vitalian
  • Zachary
  • Zephyrinus
  • Zosimus
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4419

An angel appears unto you and those around you, and proclaims that God Himself has declared you to be His choice for the next Pope. You are certain this is not a mental breakdown or complicated prank. You get no further instructions as to why God has chosen you nor what He wants you to do as Pope.

The Roman Catholic Church accepts that this is God’s will, and will accept you if you agree to take the job. It is not stated what happens if you refuse but, you know, it’s God we’re talking about here.

Do you accept the position?

  • I’m Catholic, and I take the job
  • I’m Catholic, and I don’t take the job
  • I’m Christian but not Catholic, and I take the job
  • I’m Christian but not Catholic, and I don’t take the job
  • I’m religious but not Christian, and I take the job
  • I’m religious but not Christian, and I don’t take the job
  • I’m atheist/agnostic/non-religious, and I take the job
  • I’m atheist/agnostic/non-religious, and I don’t take the job
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4420

Favorite Fox:

  • Michael J.
  • Vivica A.
  • Gardner
  • George
  • Roger
  • Andy
  • Peter
  • Paige
  • Jason
  • The Fantastic Mr.
  • Talbot
  • Vicente
  • -y Brown
  • Mulder
  • Zorro
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4421

Would you watch a movie that portrays Benedict Arnold as the main character, in a sympathetic light?

  • yes
  • no
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4422

Favourite Ritter?

  • Bill
  • Jason
  • John
  • Josh
  • Krysten
  • Sylvester “Junkyard Dog”
  • Tex
  • Tyson
  • Sport
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4423

Pope Lando II tragically dies during his coronation, in a freak accident involving a misplaced papal tiara. The conclave reconvenes yet again to choose a successor. The new pope-elect, another superstitious sort, vows to avoid any of the regnal names on the previous list. But he still wants a name that’s been used before. Which of the following names do you put on your shortlist of three?

  • Adeodatus III
  • Adrian VII
  • Agapetus III
  • Alexander IX
  • Anastasius V
  • Benedict XVII
  • Boniface X
  • Callixtus IV
  • Celestine VI
  • Clement XV
  • Damasus III
  • Eugene V
  • Felix V
  • Gelasius III
  • Gregory XVII
  • Honorius V
  • Innocent XIV
  • John Paul III
  • John XXIV
  • Julius IV
  • Leo XIV
  • Lucius IV
  • Marcellus III
  • Marinus III
  • Martin VI
  • Nicholas VI
  • Paschal III
  • Paul VII
  • Pelagius III
  • Pius XIII
  • Sergius V
  • Sixtus VI
  • Stephen X
  • Sylvester IV
  • Theodore III
  • Urban IX
  • Victor IV
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4424
Has your spouse or significant other ever hung out with “your” friends (that you “brought with you” into the relationship) without you?
  • All the time. We merged some, many, most, or all of our friends.
  • Yes, but for specific reasons. (planning a party, wedding/baby shower, kids birthdays, etc.)
  • Not regularly, but it’s happened.
  • Only incidentally, and/or by accident.
  • My spouse or SO was already part of my group before we were involved. So yes.
  • I don’t have a spouse or an SO.
  • I didn’t really bring any friends with me into the relationship.
  • No, that’s never happened.
  • Something else
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Have you ever hung out with the spouse or SO of a friend without them?
  • All the time. I consider myself close friends with one or more of my friends spouses or SOs.
  • Yes, but for specific reasons. (planning a party, wedding/baby showers, kids birthdays, etc.)
  • Not regularly, but it’s happened.
  • Only incidentally, and/or by accident.
  • The spouse or SO of a friend(s) was already part of my group before they were involved. So yes.
  • None of my friends are married or in a serious long term relationship.
  • I don’t have any friends. :frowning_face:
  • No, that’s never happened.
  • Something else
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4425
  • You feel bad about something you did.
  • You feel badly about something you did.
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4426

Have you ever personally known or met anyone named Felix?

  • Yes
  • No
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4427

What grade do you give your Dad’s parenting of you? Use whoever you consider to be the father that raised you the most.

  • A+
  • A
  • A-
  • B+
  • B
  • B-
  • C+
  • C
  • C-
  • D+
  • D
  • D-
  • F
  • Father was completely absent, due to death.
  • Father was completely absent, due to reasons other than death.
  • Other
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4428

What grade do you give your Mom’s parenting of you? Use whoever you consider to be the mother that raised you the most.

  • A+
  • A
  • A-
  • B+
  • B
  • B-
  • C+
  • C
  • C-
  • D+
  • D
  • D-
  • F
  • Mother was completely absent, due to death.
  • Mother was completely absent, due to reasons other than death.
  • Other
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