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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
4569

Do you go commando?

  • Sometimes
  • Always
  • I’m wearing a kilt - properly - right now.
  • We’re not discussing this, really?
  • Never unless clean undies are scarce. I’d feel damned gross about it.
  • Never ever. Ew. Gross.
0 voters
4570
“Going commando” means:
  • Carrying around a submachine gun while wearing camo facepaint and behaving in a suspiciously stealthy manner
  • Going around without your underwear
  • Something else
0 voters
I knew what said idiom meant before squeegee’s poll
  • Yes
  • No
  • Pie
0 voters
4571

When you file your taxes and receive money back, what is it called?

  • A tax return.
  • A tax rebate.
  • A tax refund.
0 voters
4572

Which continent do you live on (and yes, I know I didn’t include Antarctica )

  • Oceana
  • Asia
  • Africa
  • Europe
  • North America
  • South America
  • I’m being stubborn
0 voters
4573

How do you pronounce the word “err”?

  • Rhymes with “fair”
  • Rhymes with “fear”
  • Rhymes with “fur”
  • Rhymes with something else
  • I don’t know how to pronounce it
  • “err” is a word?
0 voters
4574

When using a fork…

  • Tines up
  • Tines down
  • Mix 'n match
  • What’s a tine?
0 voters
4575

Fine tuning the fork poll (with a tuning fork, of course):

Folks in the U.S.:

  • Tines up
  • Tines down
  • Mix 'n match
0 voters

Folks outside the U.S.:

  • Tines up
  • Tines down
  • Mix 'n match
0 voters

Bonus poll
Your chopstick skills:

  • Poor/nonexistent
  • So-so
  • Good/excellent
0 voters
4576

When cutting something on your plate what do you do with your fork?

  • Switch it from dominant hand and the other
  • Keep it in the dominant hand
  • Something else
0 voters
4577

When you come to a fork in the road

  • I take it.
  • I leave it there because it is a disgusting road fork
0 voters
4578

When using a spoon…

  • Concave side up
  • Convex side up
0 voters
4579

When eating food that needs to be cut into smaller pieces, but is soft enough that it doesn’t actually need a knife to cut (eg. an omelette, piece of cake, etc.)…

  • Cut it with the side of my fork
  • Cut it with a knife
  • Mix n’ match
0 voters
4580

Right now who do you think is the third most likely person to be elected President in November?

  • Donald Trump
  • Joe Biden
  • Michelle Obama
  • Gavin Newsom
  • Kamala Harris
  • Nikki Haley
  • Robert F.Kennedy Jr
  • Gretchen Whitmer
  • Dean Phillips
  • Vivek Ramaswamy
  • Elizabeth Warren
  • Jamie Dimon
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Ron DeSantis
  • Joe Manchin
  • Liz Cheney
  • Dwayne Johnson
  • Pete Buttigieg
  • Oprah Winfrey
  • Tucker Carlson
  • J.B. Pritzker
  • Amy Klobuchar
  • Kristi Noem
  • Mark Cuban
  • Ben Carson
  • Somebody specific not mentioned here.
0 voters
4581
  • I sure love me an open-faced sandwich!
  • I enjoy some, but not all open-faced sandwiches.
  • I’ll eat an open-faced sandwich if I’m served one, but I probably wouldn’t order or prepare one for myself if given a choice.
  • I don’t really care for open-faced sandwiches.
  • I’ve never had an open-faced sandwich, but I’m interested in having one someday.
  • I’ve never had an open-faced sandwich, and it doesn’t sound very good to me.
  • I don’t know what an open-faced sandwich is.
  • Something else.
0 voters
4582

You have to be the caregiver of one of the following animals (a live specimen), and it has all the qualities it has been rumored to possess.

Which one would you be the most reluctant to feed and house?

  • Fiji mermaid
  • Australian drop bear
  • bonsai kitten
  • cabbit
  • jackalope
  • skunk ape
  • sewer alligator
  • Pacific northwest tree octopus
  • Schrödinger’s cat
  • Angolan witch spider
  • fur bearing trout
  • hodag
  • Jumbo grasshopper
  • Hoop snake
  • snipe
0 voters
4583

I can ride a horse.

  • Nope
  • Badly. Fall off likely.
  • I can sit on the back and not fall off. Probably.
  • I’ve got some idea of the basics.
  • Heels down! F is wrong with you idgits! (I know enough to not look like an idiot, and enough to see immediately who is.)
  • It’s all in your seat. I can change gates mostly with my ass.
  • I can make a horse reverse. Without an audible beep beep beep.
  • I can rope a piglet
  • I can rope an angry steer
  • My equestrianism is too deep to comprehend
0 voters
4584

I have my driver’s license number memorized.

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

I have a credit card number+expiration+security code memorized.

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

I have my car’s license plate memorized.

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
4585

Do you have your Social Security number memorized?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I do not have an SS number
0 voters
4586

Have you memorized your mom’s phone number?

  • Yes
  • No
  • My mom doesn’t have a phone
  • I don’t have a mom :cry:
0 voters
4587

The United States is one of the few countries where the following standards are not in everyday use. Which of them would you like to see the US adopt in your lifetime?

  • The metric system (grams, metres, litres, degrees Celsius, etc.)
  • ISO 216 (standardized paper sizes that preserve the aspect ratio when folded)
  • The Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals (mostly pictogram-based signs for road traffic)
  • none of the above
0 voters
4588
Which kind of license plate for your main vehicle do you have?
  • A regular (random) one
  • A personalized one
  • The NOTA option
0 voters