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  • “Won’t” is a stupid word. We should change it to “will’nt”, which is much better.
  • “Won’t” is a stupid word, but it’s working for us so we shouldn’t change it.
  • “Won’t” may be a stupid word, but “will’nt” is stupider!
  • “Won’t” may be a stupid word, but that’s NO REASON TO CHANGE THE LANGUAGE, which must remain static forever.
  • “Won’t” is a perfectly fine word.
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Based on real life:

You own a bakery. A large crowd has formed as the President (or Prime Minister) is passing through. On a whim, he decides to buy some of your pastries. Do you charge for it?

  • yes, full price
  • no, he gets it free
  • other answer
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You own a bakery. A large crowd has formed as Mean Mr. Mustard is passing through. On a whim, he decides do buy some of your pastries. Do you charge for it?

  • yes, double the full price
  • yes, full price
  • no, he gets it for free
  • other answer
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Re-Poll: (I misspelled my invented word!)

  • “Won’t” is a stupid word. We should change it to “willn’t”, which is much better.
  • “Won’t” is a stupid word, but it’s working for us so we shouldn’t change it.
  • “Won’t” may be a stupid word, but “willn’t” is stupider!
  • “Won’t” may be a stupid word, but that’s NO REASON TO CHANGE THE LANGUAGE, which must remain static forever.
  • “Won’t” is a perfectly fine word.
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  • I’ve eaten snails
  • I haven’t but would try snails
  • ew
  • EEEEEEW!
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You’ve decided to divorce. There’s no question, no going back.

  • Sit down for a frank discussion. You’re not changing your mind, but let’s be adults if possible.
  • Serve your partner with papers. Surprise! Chips falls as they may.
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How do you alphabetize?
  • Letter-by-letter (all letters count, ignoring spaces, e.g. “New Haven” goes between “Newer” and “Newton”)
  • Word-by-word (order by the first whole word, then the next, e.g. “New Haven,” “New York,” and “New Zealand” all go before “Newer” or “Newton”)
  • Some other way?
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You are an athlete or coach. You have predicted pre-game that your team will not only win the upcoming game against the hated rivals, but win it by a specific score.

Lo and behold, the game unfolds as predicted. The score is exactly what you predicted it would be. And with just a few seconds remaining in the game, you are in position to score one more (touchdown, basket, goal, run, etc.).

  • Score, to run up the score - more is always better
  • Don’t score, in order to preserve the pre-game score prediction
  • Other answer
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Your answer in the divorce poll was influenced by your experience as a survivor of a divorce.

  • Yes
  • No
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What do you normally wear when you go to bed for the night?

  • Nothing
  • Pajamas (top and bottom)
  • Pajama bottom, no top
  • Pajama top, no bottom
  • Onesie
  • Underwear only (may include bra)
  • Underwear plus pajama top
  • Bra plus pajama bottom
  • Nightgown / nightie
  • Some other sleepwear (designed to be worn in bed)
  • A top and bottom, at least one of which is not designed to be worn in bed (like T-shirt, sweatpants, etc)
  • A bottom only, which is not designed for bed
  • A top only, which is not designed for bed
  • Underwear plus a top not designed for bed
  • Bra plus a bottom not designed for bed
  • Something else
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  • I have one or more articles of clothing that I specifically change into to sleep in.
  • I just sleep in whatever underwear, tshirt, etc. I wore that day, or nothing at all (may include removing some or all clothing before bed, as long as you don’t put anything else on)
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What do you feel is the first movie to have won the Best Picture Oscar?

  • Wings
  • Sunrise
  • Sunrise and Wings
  • You Can’t Take It With You
  • Going My Way
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Some other movie not listed
  • No movie has ever won it
  • I don’t understand the point of this poll
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What recurring dreams do you have? You can define “recurring” however you want, but at minimum it’s one that you remember having had more than once.

  • Being in a class and realizing you’ve forgotten to study for an exam or to attend the class
  • Being lost in a building
  • Being lost outside
  • Teeth falling out
  • Hair falling out
  • Losing an arm or leg
  • Being naked in public
  • Falling from a height
  • Driving a car but not being fully in control of it
  • Unable to find where you parked your car
  • Unable to find a bathroom/toilet, or being in a bathroom with an unusable toilet
  • Finding a previously unknown room in your house or other familiar place
  • Being chased by a dangerous person, animal or monster
  • Accidentally or deliberately killing someone
  • Public speaking
  • A pet dies or is seriously ill, injured or missing
  • Your child dies or is seriously ill, injured or missing
  • Drowning
  • Being in an out-of-control elevator
  • Having sex with someone you know
  • Having sex with someone you don’t know
  • Meeting a celebrity
  • Being a celebrity
  • Being late for work or another appointment
  • Being unable to speak
  • Being unable to move
  • I don’t remember my dreams
  • I remember some of my dreams but I don’t remember having had any of these multiple times
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What do you wear on your head while sleeping in bed?
  • An eye mask
  • A nightcap
  • Earplugs
  • Something Else
  • Nothing at all
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Imagine you discover a hidden cheat code for your life. This particular cheat code is titled: “External Validation Intensity.”

The settings go from Zero: “No External Validation whatsoever, ever” to Ten: “Maximum External Validation: worshiped, loved and treasured worldwide without exception.”

Let us say that number four is the normal amount of external validation that most people get. You become locally praised at six, nationally admired at seven, and adored by most people worldwide at eight.

What number would you set the cheat code to?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
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A new company arrives on the paper-crafting scene. They make downloadable files for particular types of paper crafting tools. Their name is Clikchic. How do you think this company’s name should be pronounced?

  • Click - sheek
  • Click - chick
  • Cleek - sheek
  • Other
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Imagine you’re making a tuna/chicken/egg/whatever salad at home. What goes in it besides the main protein?

  • Mayo
  • Celery
  • Onion
  • Pickle or relish
  • Salt
  • Black pepper
  • Celery seed
  • Celery salt
  • Other condiment or sauce
  • Other vegetable
  • Other herb/spice
  • Other other
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Buffalo Wings:

  • I like the mini drumstick shaped pieces better than the two boned flat pieces
  • I like the two boned flat pieces better than the mini drumstick shaped pieces
  • I like both and when I eat wings perfer to eat some of each
  • I prefer boneless wings
  • I eat buffalo wings but don’t care one way or another which type they are
  • I don’t like buffalo wings
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If you answered one of the first two options, when you are selecting wings at a buffet or a wing bar in the grocery store

  • Pick out only the kind I like
  • I pick some of each so that ditribution stays close to 50/50
  • I don’t get wings at a buffet or wing bar or else didn’t have a preference but still wanted to vote
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Regarding definitions:

  • Buffalo wings must be slathered in tangy red hot sauce
  • If they are Buffalo wing shaped they are still buffalo wings even if they are slathered in BBQ or teriyaki or some other sauce
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If a restaurant lists “12 chicken wings” on the menu, what do you expect to get?

  • 12 whole chicken wings
  • 12 chicken wings with the tips cut off
  • 6 chicken wings cut into 12 segments, without the tips
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How much will Biden’s margin of victory over Trump be on Election Night?

  • Biden will win by 100-200 electoral votes
  • Biden will win by 200-300 electoral votes
  • Biden will win by 300-400 electoral votes
  • Biden will win by more than 400 electoral votes
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