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4689

More options for the election poll

  • Biden will win both the general vote and the electoral college vote.
  • Biden will win the general vote. Trump will win the electoral college vote.
  • Trump will win the general vote. Biden will win the electoral college vote.
  • Trump will win both the general vote and the electoral college vote.
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4690
How well do you cope with the Daylight Saving time changes (twice a year)?
  • I typically handle them with minimal disruption to my life
  • I find that dealing with them causes me some difficulty in terms of my schedule of activities
  • I find that dealing with them causes me some difficulty in terms of my sleep patterns
  • I find that dealing with them causes me some difficulty in terms of actually affecting my health negatively
  • I find that the spring one (spring forward) is more difficult to cope with
  • I find that the fall one (fall back) is more difficult to cope with
  • [Obligatory NOTA response]
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4691

A Hollywood studio is making a movie about incels. Which of the following characters would you most want to see featured in the film?

  • A US Army veteran who was severely burned in an attack in Afghanistan
  • A fat woman who has been bullied since childhood for her weight
  • A minority man or woman who has little luck in dating because of their race
  • An unusually tall woman
  • An unusually short man
  • A highly talented Asperger’s student who is a social misfit and cannot understand social cues
  • A science or math professor who excels at teaching but is viewed as too nerdy
  • someone born with major birth defects or a disfiguring disease
  • someone with Down’s Syndrome
  • an elderly person
  • a disabled man or woman in a wheelchair
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4692

Would you be likely to go see a Hollywood film about incels?

  • Sure
  • Only if the reviews and/or trailers were good
  • Probably not
  • I don’t watch films.
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4693

Do you think of “incels” as

  • People who are chronically not in a romantic relationship
  • People who are enormous assholes, thus no one will have anything to do with them romantically
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4694

You’re home on a typical Sunday afternoon. There’s a knock on your door. Even though you’re not expecting any visitors, you answer it.

Which would you be more surprised to see on the other side of your door?

  • A fairy
  • A walrus
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4695

Have you ever been homeless? Use whatever definition of “homeless” that works for you.

  • Yes, I’ve been homeless.
  • No, I’ve never been homeless.
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4696
You’re a movie director. How does your movie end? That final scene, how does it transition to the end credits?
  • 80s-style freeze frame
  • Cut to black
  • Cut to some other color/image
  • Cut to title card
  • Fade to black
  • Fade to some other color/image
  • Last scene just continues, credits roll over it
  • “The End”
  • Depends on the kind of movie I’m making
  • Something else
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4697

In your dating relationships, what was the usual spending ratio like when it came to paying the tab (for dinner, outings, trips, etc.)?

  • The man and the woman spent roughly the same (i.e. splitting the bill for meals, etc.)
  • The man spent somewhat more than the woman
  • The man spent a lot more than the woman
  • The woman spent somewhat more than the man
  • The woman spent a lot more than the man
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4698

You’ve been invited to two parties for the same day and time. Several Jeopardy winners will be attending one party and several Wheel of Fortune winners will be attending the other. Which party will you attend?

  • the one with the Jeopardy winners
  • the one with the Wheel of Fortune winners
  • I’ll go to one party and then leave early to attend the other party.
  • neither
  • something else
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4699

Which of these are good with ketchup?

  • Bacon
  • Bagel
  • Bologna
  • Cheeseburger
  • Corndog
  • Cottage cheese
  • Crackers
  • Egg roll
  • Egg salad
  • Eggs
  • Falafel
  • French fries
  • Fried chicken
  • Fried fish
  • Fritos
  • Grilled cheese sandwich
  • Grits
  • Gyro
  • Hamburger
  • Hash browns
  • Hot dog
  • Jalapeno poppers
  • Lamb chop
  • Liverwurst
  • Mac & cheese
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Meatballs
  • Meatloaf
  • Mozzarella sticks
  • Nachos
  • Onion rings
  • Pasta
  • Peanut butter sandwich
  • Pierogi
  • Pizza
  • Polenta
  • Pork chop
  • Potato chips
  • Pretzels
  • Ribs
  • Salad
  • Sausage
  • Scrapple
  • Steak
  • Stuffed peppers
  • Sweet potato fries
  • Taco
  • Tater Tots
  • Toast
  • Something else
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4700

What is the best flavor frosting for chocolate cupcakes?

  • Chocolate
  • Vanilla
  • Cinnamon
  • Caramel
  • Brown sugar
  • Brown sugar and cinnamon
  • Marshmallow
  • Cream cheese
  • Peanut Butter
  • Strawberry
  • Lemon
  • Ginger
  • Some other flavor that I will NOT discuss on the discussion thread, but I will create a new poll below with any other flavor choices I can think of.
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4701

Can you, without consulting a book or other information, solve a scrambled Rubik’s Cube?

  • I can usually do it in under 1 minute.
  • I can usually do it in 1-2 minutes.
  • I can do it in 2-5 minutes.
  • I can do it in 5-15 minutes.
  • I can do it but it will take more than 15 minutes.
  • No, I cannot do it at all.
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4702

Have you ever solved a (scrambled) Rubik’s cube?

  • Yes, and I figured it out on my own.
  • Yes, but only by following instructions from a book, video, etc.
  • No, I’ve made at least a half-assed try, but never succeeded.
  • I’ve never even tried.
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4703

Additional, alternate frosting options for a Chocolate Cupcake:

  • Funfetti
  • Buttercream
  • Ganache
  • Mint
  • Rum
  • Coffee Liquer
  • Brandy
  • All other Booze-Based Frostings
  • Coconut/German Sweet Chocolate
  • Cherry and/or Cherry Cordial
  • Toffee and/or Health Bar
  • Maple Bacon Frosting and/or Glaze
  • Raspberry
  • I wish to add yet another poll to continue the endless possibilities!
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4704

Poll in a children’s magazine in the 1990s (but somewhat modified - note that money cannot switch hands; i.e., from parents to you or vice versa, or from poor to you)

  • $100,000 to be gifted to you
  • $1 million to be gifted to your parents
  • $1 trillion to be distributed among poor people in the world
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4705

I didn’t want to derail the Thriller vs. Beat It conversation, so I’ll ask here:

Generally, just considering the music and not the man, do you like the music of Michael Jackson?

  • I like his music very much.
  • I like his music more than average
  • I’m neutral on his music
  • I don’t care for it, but it doesn’t bother me
  • I really don’t like to hear it
  • I’m not familar enough to have an opinion
  • It’s hard to vote, some of it I really like, and some of it I hate.
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4706

Do you wet your toothbrush with water before brushing your teeth?

  • Usually I wet my toothbrush before I add the toothpaste.
  • Usually I wet my toothbrush after I add the toothpaste
  • Usually I wet my toothbrush instead of toothpaste
  • Usually I do not wet my toothbrush
  • Someone else preps my toothbrush for me/brushes my teeth
  • I don’t brush my teeth
  • I don’t have teeth
  • Other
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4707
Did you know that the mods recently enabled custom Doper-designated titles?
  • Yes! And I got mine!
  • Yes, but I haven’t gotten around to choosing mine yet
  • Yes, but I doubt I’ll spring for one
  • No! What?! Sign me up already!
  • No, feel meh about the whole thing
  • No, and I doubt I’ll get one
  • NOTA
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4708
Avatar Poll
  • I have an avatar
  • I do not have an avatar
  • I had an avatar once, but since went back to the generic initial colored kind
  • I may get an avatar at some point, but haven’t really found one to my liking
  • I’m not likely to ever get one
  • I dislike avatars and wish they were never enabled
  • NOTA
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