I have a profile header image that shows when you go to my user summary.
- I do!
- Not me
- Wait, that’s a thing?
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I have a “user card background” that shows translucently when you click on my username.
- So do I!
- Nope, nothing doing
- Wait, that’s a thing?
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When I make a poll, I place the poll title outside the poll.
When I make a poll, I place the poll title inside the poll.
- When I make a poll, I place the poll title outside the poll
- When I make a poll, I place the poll title inside the poll
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Best Joker?
- Cesar Romero
- Jack Nicholson
- Mark Hamill
- Heath Ledger
- Jared Leto
- Joaquin Phoenix
- (Someone Else)
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Best Batman?
- Adam West
- Michael Keaton
- Val Kilmer
- George Clooney
- Christian Bale
- Kevin Conroy
- David Mazouz
- Ben Affleck
- Robert Pattinson
- (Someone Else)
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Best Superman?
- George Reeves
- Christopher Reeve
- Dean Cain
- Tim Daly
- Tom Welling
- Brandon Routh
- Henry Cavill
- (Someone Else)
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Your TV or streaming service offers you a free channel that reruns old game shows from an alternate universe. The alternate universes are identical to this one except for who hosted which game show in the 1980s and 1990s. Which alternate universe’s channel would you rather have?
- The one where Alex Trebek hosted Wheel of Fortune, Pat Sajak hosted The Price is Right, and Bob Barker hosted Jeopardy!
- The one where Alex Trebek hosted The Price is Right, Pat Sajak hosted Jeopardy!, and Bob Barker hosted Wheel of Fortune.
- Either one is fine with me!
- I decline the offer.
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You know that springy clip thing on the side of pens and mechanical pencils?
- I love them and use them all the time
- I rarely or never use them but I don’t mind that they’re there
- I never use them and I dislike them
- I hate them with a passion, and try to buy items without them, or remove them myself
- I don’t know what springy clip thing you’re talking about
- Something else
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You are renting an apartment with a housemate. It’s a decent apartment and is very cheap, but you don’t really like the surroundings. Alas, your housemate was killed in a car accident one day, and the lease contract provided by management stipulates that no one can leave the lease without the written permission of the other tenant. The lease auto-renews, too, so you are stuck for life. You are not allowed to sublease to another tenant.
- Live in apartment forever
- Move out but keep paying for it
- Other
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Best implement for a (non-sticky) bowl of rice. (No “other”, nothing else is available)
- Fork
- Spoon
- Chopsicks
- Fingers
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How do you feel about “open concept” floor plans in homes?
- I love it! I’ll never go back to traditional!
- It’s fine for living room/kitchen/dining room space, but bedrooms and bathrooms need to have opaque walls and doors.
- I like it in other people’s homes, but not mine.
- Not a fan. I like having walls and privacy.
- Something else?
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Do you like Gatorade?
- I love it! It’s great.
- It’s fine.
- Certain flavors are okay, others are vile.
- I wouldn’t say I like it, but it has its uses.
- I drink sports drinks, but there are other brands I prefer.
- I would only drink it if I were dehydrated and there wasn’t anything else.
- I would rather die of dehydration than drink that crap.
- Something else?
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What are your feelings on self-checkout in grocery stores?
- 3: I love it! Always strive to use one whenever I can
- 2: No issues using self-checkout if I need to or it is convenient
- 1: I’ll take said checkout if I absolutely have to without too much of a problem
- 0: Meh-don’t care one way or another
- -1: I am definitely not crazy about the whole concept, but will grit my teeth if need be and use one
- -2: I rather dislike the hassle of using them/the entire notion
- -3: I loathe the very idea of the infernal things
- X: Yes the NOTA option which I have sworn to put in from now on no matter what
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Do you sleep with your bedroom windows open or closed?
- Always closed
- Prefer closed, but sometimes open if the weather is hot
- Sometimes open, sometimes closed, depends on various factors
- Prefer open, but sometimes closed if the weather is cold
- Always open
- My bedroom has no windows
- Something else
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Hiw much does your life resemble Groundhog Day?
- I do virtually the same thing, with the same people, in the same places, every day.
- My days are mostly repetitive interactions, but sometimes unexpected things occur.
- My days have about equal repetitive interactions and unexpected interactions.
- My days have a few repetitive interactions, but are mostly unexpected interactions.
- My days are totally random, I never do the same thing two days in a row.
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I’ve been to the ER for a personal medical issue
- Once
- Twice
- Thrice
- 4 times
- 5 times
- 6 or more
- Never
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Did you vote in the 2020 US Presidential election?
- Yes
- No
- Not eligible
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Did you vote in the 2022 US midterms?
- Yes
- No
- not eligible
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Your TV provider is offering you another free channel from an alternate universe. This one reruns Star Trek shows where the only difference is which character is in command. Which universe’s channel do you want?
- The one where Picard commands Voyager, Sisko commands the Enterprise-D, and Janeway commands Deep Space Nine.
- The one where Sisko commands Voyager, Janeway commands the Enterprise-D, and Picard commands Deep Space Nine.
- Either one is fine with me!
- I decline the offer.
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If you write a poll and spend a lot of time trying to think of every possible response, do you feel sad when a lot of the responses are “something else”?
- Yes
- No
- I don’t write polls
- Something else
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When jumping into water, do you pinch your nose closed?
- I am a male, no
- I am a male, yes
- I am a female, no
- I am a female, yes
- Something else
- I do not jump into water
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