- I have a penis and I knew what “dress left” / “dress right” means
- I have a penis and I did not know what “dress left” / “dress right” means
- I do not have a penis and I knew what “dress left” / “dress right” means
- I do not have a penis and I did not know what “dress left” / “dress right” means
How much of your wealth/assets do you intend to leave to your kids when you die?
- Over-90%
- Between 50-90%
- Between 20-50%
- 0-20%
How much of your current (today) wealth/assets do you think the kids will eventually get?
- Over 90%
- 50-90%
- 20-50%
- 0-20%
Needs definition of ‘current’ since money is fungible.
Should that post
- Have been worded as a poll?
- Been posted in the discussion thread
- Been left unsaid
- Other
Who did it better?
- Tommy James & the Shondells
- Tiffany
- Klaatu
- The Carpenters
- Ben E. King
- John Lennon
- Eurythmics
- Marilyn Manson
How close have you come to being struck by lightning?
- My body has been struck by lightning.
- I was in a vehicle when it was struck by lightning.
- I was in a building when it was struck by lightning.
- I was within a stone’s throw of someone or something when it was struck by lightning.
- I was within sight of someone or something when it was struck by lightning.
- I’ve never even seen anything get struck by lightning.
- I’ve never seen lightning at all.
When you say the word “Tokyo”, how many syllables does it contain?
Relevant link
- 2
- 3
- Other (and you’ve got some 'splaining to do)
Who are your favourite human characters from Sesame Street? (Select all that apply.)
- Bob
- David
- Gordon
- Mr. Hooper
- Linda
- Luis
- Maria
- Olivia
- Susan
- I don’t like any of these characters
- I don’t know any of these characters
(I’m listing only characters who appeared in the first few years of the show and continued appearing as regulars for at least ten years.)
The total solar eclipse on Monday in North America.
- I saw totality, and it was awesome
- I saw totality, and it was pretty cool
- I saw totality, and it was okay
- I saw totality, and it was meh
- I didn’t see totality, dammit
- I didn’t see the eclipse at all, but I still wanted to vote here
Would you travel abroad to see a total solar eclipse?
- Definitely
- Not a chance
- Probably, if it wasn’t too expensive or in a dangerous part of the world
- Probably not
A genie offers to stop one of your bodily processes forever. It’ll be completely safe and will not affect your lifespan. What’ll it be?
- Sweating
- Peeing
- Pooping
- Farting
- Hair growth on your head
- Hair growth on the rest of your body
- Crying
- Creating semen (men)
- Having a menstrual period (women)
- Fingernail and toenail growth
- I decline the offer
The genie adds one more: no snotting. No more runny or stuffy nose, post nasal drip, coughing up phlegm, chest congestion, sneezing, any of that. Ever.
- I’ll take that one!
- I’ll take one of the ones above, thanks
- Decline all
You are driving on a road with two lanes in each direction. You are in the right lane with no vehicles in front of you. There are 2 or 3 vehicles in the left lane in your vicinity. You are approaching a red traffic light, say it’s about 50 yards ahead.
One of the cars in the left lane is about 20 yards ahead of you. He has a vehicle in front of him who will be forced to stop at the red light. This second vehicle changes lanes and is now in front of you and first in line (in the right lane) at the red light.
Was the person who changed lanes to “cut” in front of you to be first in the red light lane being discourteous?
- Yes
- No
- Other / it depends / allow me to explain
Hypothetical: The 22nd Constitutional amendment (that limits presidents to two terms in office) does not exist.
Four years after Biden narrowly defeated Trump in 2024 to win reelection, it is now the year 2028. Both Biden and Trump are showing severe signs of their aging and cognitive/physical decline, but insist on running for president for as long as they live. Biden insists that, regardless of age, being incumbent carries political advantages in reelection and an incumbent president rarely loses and that it’s too risky to go with anyone else since Biden has been proven to beat Trump twice, and Trump insists on running every time for - well, the reasons that a narcissist insists.
You are the DNC or RNC. At what point do you step in and intervene to put in a fresh new candidate instead of Trump/Biden?
- The 2028 election (when Trump will be 82 and Biden will be 85)
- The 2032 election (when Trump will be 86 and Biden will be 89)
- The 2036 election (when Trump will be 90 and Biden will be 93)
- The 2040 election (when Trump will be 94 and Biden will be 97)
- The 2044 election (when Trump will be 98 and Biden will be 101)
- The 2048 election (when Trump will be 102 and Biden will be 105)
- I would not intervene even after 2048.
How often do you chew gum?
- Never or almost never
- Once in a while
- Pretty regularly, but not every day
- At least once a day
- Virtually every waking moment
- Other / I must explain
- ESTJ
- ESTP
- ESFJ
- ESFP
- ENTJ
- ENTP
- ENFJ
- ENFP
- ISTJ
- ISTP
- ISFJ
- ISFP
- INTJ
- INTP
- INFJ
- INFP
- [NOTA, never took the test/don’t know mine/don’t put much credence in it/etc.]
Men, what do you wear when you swim?
- Baggy swim trunks / board shorts
- Speedo or similar style swimsuit
- Jammers
- Mankini
- Old timey 1920s style swimsuit
- Birthday suit
- Other
- I can’t / don’t swim
Women, what do you wear when you swim?
- One piece swimsuit
- Two piece swimsuit / bikini
- Old timey 1920s style swimsuit
- Birthday suit
- Other
- I can’t / don’t swim
Who was the best character on Babylon 5? (Define “best” however you want.)
- Alfred Bester
- Antono Refa
- Byron
- Cartagia
- Delenn
- Elizabeth Lochley
- G’Kar
- Jeffrey Sinclair
- John Sheridan
- Kosh
- Lennier
- Londo Mollari
- Lyta Alexander
- Marcus Cole
- Michael Garibaldi
- Morden
- Stephen Franklin
- Susan Ivanova
- Talia Winters
- Vir Cotto
- Zack Allan
- Zathras
- Another character not listed here
- I never watched Babylon 5 or didn’t watch enough to form an opinion
The bodily processes genie from @Elendil_s_Heir’s poll reappears. He once again offers to grant you the magical property of temporarily stopping a bodily process, but this time not for yourself but rather for everyone else in a 100-metre radius of you. This will be completely safe and will affect people only as long as they remain within range. Which process would like the power to suppress?
- peeing
- pooping
- farting
- sweating
- producing mucous and phlegm
- crying
- burping
- I decline the offer
Would you consider visible scars, even very noticeable ones, to be a “disability” if they did not affect that person’s ability to bathe, groom, dress, hold a job, interact with others, etc.?
- Yes
- No