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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
4809

It’s January 20, 2025. Your preferred candidate has lost the US presidential election and his opponent is about to be inaugurated. A genie appears and magically replaces the opponent with one of the following people, who will lead the executive branch, with the full support of his party in Congress, for the next four years. No matter what happens, the genie guarantees a free and fair election in 2028. Who would you choose?

  • Alexander Lukashenko
  • Ali Khamenei
  • Kim Jong Un
  • Mohammed bin Salman
  • Vladimir Putin
0 voters
4810

Is it okay to pee in a rec center pool. 8-10 25 yard long lanes?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Is it okay to pee in a large neighborhood pool. 6-8 25 yard long lanes?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Is it okay to pee in a small neighborhood pool. 15-20 ft by 30-40 feet.

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Is it okay to pee in a backyard pool?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Bob’s a jerk. He deserves it.
0 voters

Is it okay to pee in a kiddie pool?

  • Yes, as long as you’re not standing up.
  • No
  • Hell, it’s already half pee anyway.
0 voters
4811

Have you peed in a pool? (anonymous poll)

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

Have you peed in a pool? (public poll)

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
4812

A Bing poll last week wanted to know if your ideal day’s weather was sunny or rainy, and is it just me, or is that not enough choices?

Your ideal day’s weather is:

  • sunny
  • cloudy
  • drizzly
  • rainy
  • pouring
  • thundery
  • hailing
  • snowy
  • sleety
  • windy
  • tonado-y
0 voters
4813

You have two cats one neutered female and one neutered male of similar age, but not actually related. They are often very affectionate to each other, snuggling together, and having long mutual licking sessions although they also have occasional spats.

How to you anthropomorphize their relationship?

  • (Step) Brother and Sister
  • Boyfriend and Girlfriend
  • Best Buds
  • Something else
  • They are cats I wouldn’t deign to anthropomorphize their relationship
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4814

If you were going to suddenly die 60 seconds from now, without warning, do you currently approve of where you are going to die?

  • Yes. Right here is a good enough place to die.
  • No. I want to die someplace better than this.
0 voters
4815

If you were going to suddenly die 60 seconds from now, without warning, are you satisfied with how you will be spending the next 60 seconds before your death?

  • Yes.
  • No.
  • Somewhat.
0 voters
4816

If you were going to suddenly die 60 seconds from now, without warning, are you content with the life you led?

  • Completely.
  • Mostly.
  • Somewhat.
  • Mostly not.
  • Not at all.
0 voters
4817
What is the (highway) range of your primary vehicle (before needing to refill or recharge)?
  • Less than 100 miles
  • 100-150 miles
  • 150-200 miles
  • 200-250 miles
  • 250-300 miles
  • 300-350 miles
  • 350-400 miles
  • 400-450 miles
  • 450-500 miles
  • More than 500 miles
  • I don’t know actually
  • NOTA
0 voters
4818

You appear in a movie in a role as an extra or minor-actor/actress role. At what amount of screen time would you want your family/friends to see the movie for the sake of seeing you on screen? (Assume that you liked your role.) Your role may or may not involve talking.

  • You appear in the movie for 5 seconds or less.
  • 5-20 seconds
  • 20 seconds to 1 minute
  • More than 1 minute of screen time
  • I wouldn’t want them to watch me no matter what.
0 voters

A family member, relative, or friend of yours is featured in a movie in an extra or minor-actor/actress role for only a short time. Their role may or may not involve talking. At what quantity of screen time would you buy a ticket just to see them?

  • They are in the movie for less than 5 seconds.
  • 5-20 seconds
  • 20 seconds to 1 minute
  • More than 1 minute
  • I wouldn’t go see it no matter what.
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4819

On a scale of zero to ten, how afraid are you of dying- if it will be drawn out over weeks and very painful?

  • 0 No fear at all. :japanese_ogre: :lying_face:
  • 1 :expressionless: :lying_face:
  • 2 :face_with_monocle:
  • 3 :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
  • 4 :unamused:
  • 5 Quite afraid. :grimacing:
  • 6 :frowning_face:
  • 7 :cry:
  • 8 :sob:
  • 9 :nauseated_face:
  • 10 Completely terrified. :face_with_spiral_eyes:
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4820

On a scale of zero to ten, how afraid are you of dying- if it will be fairly quick and not too painful?

  • 0 No fear at all. :japanese_ogre: :lying_face:
  • 1 :expressionless:
  • 2 :face_with_monocle:
  • 3 :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
  • 4 :unamused:
  • 5 Quite afraid. :grimacing:
  • 6 :frowning_face:
  • 7 :cry:
  • 8 :sob:
  • 9 :nauseated_face:
  • 10 Completely terrified. :face_with_spiral_eyes:
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4821

On a scale of zero to ten, how afraid are you of death (as opposed to dying)?

  • 0 No fear at all. :japanese_ogre:
  • 1 :expressionless:
  • 2 :face_with_monocle:
  • 3 :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
  • 4 :unamused:
  • 5 Quite afraid. :grimacing:
  • 6 :frowning_face:
  • 7 :cry:
  • 8 :sob:
  • 9 :nauseated_face:
  • 10 Completely terrified. :face_with_spiral_eyes:
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4822

If you were (or indeed are) selected to be a juror on one of Donald Trump’s criminal trials, how objective could you be (in either direction)?

  • Totally objective - I would only consider the case on its individual merits
  • Reasonably objective - I feel what I feel, but I can prioritize proper judicial process over my personal feelings
  • I’d make an effort to be objective but would likely let my bias slip through enough to color my decision
  • I’d like to be objective, but I can’t let go of my overall opinion about him enough to consider the facts of the case without material prejudice
  • Lock him up/set him free right now!
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(Don’t worry - it’s not public.)

4823

Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. Using your touchtone keypad, please enter the first threes letter of the movie you would like to see, now.

First letter
  • 1
  • 2 ABC
  • 3 DEF
  • 4 GHI
  • 5 JKL
  • 6 MNO
  • 7 PQRS
  • 8 TUV
  • 9 WXYZ
  • [*]
  • 0 OPER
  • [#]
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Second letter
  • 1
  • 2 ABC
  • 3 DEF
  • 4 GHI
  • 5 JKL
  • 6 MNO
  • 7 PQRS
  • 8 TUV
  • 9 WXYZ
  • [*]
  • 0 OPER
  • [#]
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Third letter
  • 1
  • 2 ABC
  • 3 DEF
  • 4 GHI
  • 5 JKL
  • 6 MNO
  • 7 PQRS
  • 8 TUV
  • 9 WXYZ
  • [*]
  • 0 OPER
  • [#]
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4824
Would you actually prefer to be dead right now?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Other
0 voters
Do you know how to spell (without looking it up) the first three letters of
  • Openheimer
  • Oppenheimer
  • Thank god I don’t have to use MovieFone anymore…
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4825

Here are the jurors selected so far for Trump’s criminal trial.

Juror 1 - Foreperson

  • Works in sales and has some college education
  • Originally from Ireland
  • Married with no children
  • Gets news from The New York Times, Daily Mail and sometimes Fox News and MSNBC

Juror 2

  • Oncology nurse
  • Native New Yorker who lives with her fiancé
  • Reads The New York Times and watches CNN

Juror 3

  • Corporate lawyer
  • Originally from Oregon
  • Not married and doesn’t have children
  • Gets news from The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and Google

Juror 4

  • Runs an IT business for training and consulting
  • Attended one year of college
  • An older man originally from Puerto Rico who is married with adult children and two grandkids
  • Told the court he finds Trump fascinating and mysterious but didn’t indicate any strong feelings about his politics

Juror 5

  • English teacher in a public charter school system
  • Master’s degree in education
  • Young Black woman who isn’t married and doesn’t have children
  • Said she avoids political conversations
  • Wasn’t aware that Trump is facing charges in other criminal cases

Juror 6

  • Software engineer at a large broadcast company
  • Recently graduated from college
  • Not married and doesn’t have children
  • Currently living with three roommates in Chelsea
  • Gets her news from The New York Times, Google, Facebook and TikTok

Juror 7

  • Civil litigator
  • Married with two kids
  • Lives on the Upper East Side in Manhattan
  • Said there were likely Trump administration policies he disagreed with
  • Reads The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, New York Post and Washington Post

Who do you think could be a Trump sleeper agent?

  • Juror 1 Salesman
  • Juror 2 Oncology Nurse
  • Juror 3 Corporate Lawyer
  • Juror 4 IT Business Owner
  • Juror 5 English Teacher
  • Juror 6 Software Engineer
  • Juror 7 Civil Litigator
  • None of the above
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4826

How do you like your toast?
Public poll. You can pick more than one, so if there’s a range that makes you happy, click all them.

  • A little burnt
  • Dark brown
  • Medium brown
  • Light brown
  • Slightly crunchy, but not brown
  • Warmed, but not actually toasted
  • I don’t like toast
  • NOTA
0 voters
4827

Dopers have collectively selected… Arthur the King. If this is correct, press 1. Otherwise press any other key to reenter your selection.

  • 1
  • Other
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4828

If you were riding a train and saw someone (not someone you know) outside waving at the train as it went by, would you wave back? Assume you have time to react.

  • Yes
  • No
  • It depends.
  • I’m not sure.
  • something else
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