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What is the best pasta shape for mac and cheese?
  • Cavatappi
  • Elbows
  • Macaroni
  • Penne
  • Rigatoni
  • Rotini
  • Shells
  • Ziti
  • Something else
  • Depends…
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If it’s not made with macaroni, should it be called “mac and cheese”?

  • Yes, because it’s a commonly understood name for pasta in cheese sauce regardless of the actual shape of the pasta
  • No - if it’s not macaroni it should be called “pasta and cheese” or refer to the specific pasta used
  • Seriously? This is the hill you want to die on?
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Over the next 10 years would you rather your favourite sports team:

  • Has a magical 10 years, always in contention, most years actual champions. However in 2034 it’s discovered that they had fallen foul of Financial Fair Play rules since 2020 and all trophies and wins retroactively cancelled
  • Most years in contention, maybe but not certainly actually win the championship once or twice, no fair play hammer in 2034
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Inspired by a post in another thread, how would you rate your patriotism? Do you feel patriotic toward your country or countries?

  • I’m an American, and yes, I’m very patriotic.
  • I’m an American, and I like my country well enough, but “patriotic” is a bit strong.
  • I’m an American, and my country is just the place I live / am from
  • I’m an American, and definitely not patriotic.
  • I’m (also) a non-American, and yes, I’m very patriotic.
  • I’m (also) a non-American, and I like my country well enough, but “patriotic” is a bit strong.
  • I’m (also) a non-American, and my country is just the place I live / am from
  • I’m (also) a non-American, and definitely not patriotic.
  • Other
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A few years ago, I was having blood drawn for some labs my doctor ordered when I began to feel light-headed. I let the phlebotomist know and she tipped the chair back to let me sit for a bit. She asked another phlebotomist if they had water available for patients. The other phlebotomist told me she could get me some water, but it would have to be in a sterile urine cup. If you had been in my position, would you have accepted the water? (What I did: I accepted the water.)

  • Yes
  • No, because I wouldn’t want to drink out of a urine cup, even a sterile one.
  • No for some other reason.
  • something else
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You go to a restaurant and order soup. The waiter tells you that for some odd reason, they have no soup bowls available, but they do have a supply of new hospital bedpans. He shows you evidence that the bedpans have never been used, and are completely clean and still in their original factory packaging, and you are convinced that this is all true. Would you eat your soup from a bedpan?

  • Yes.
  • No, because I wouldn’t eat out of a bedpan, even a clean new one.
  • No, for some other reason.
  • Something else.
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You go to a restaurant and order soup. The waiter tells you that for some odd reason, they have no soup bowls available, but they do have a supply of hospital bedpans. He shows you evidence that although the bedpans have been used they have been washed and sterilsed so many times since that there is zero chance of any fecal matter remaining and you are convinced that this is all true.

Would you eat your soup from a bedpan?

  • I voted yes to markn’s poll and I still vote yes
  • I voted yes to markn’s poll and I now vote no
  • I voted no to markn’s poll and I still vote no
  • I voted yes to markn’s poll and I now vote yes (I really want to hear the logic if anyone picks this one)
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Have you ever been a pallbearer at a funeral?

  • I have never been a pallbearer.
  • I have been a pallbearer once.
  • I have been a pallbearer twice.
  • I have been a pallbearer three times.
  • I have been a pallbearer more than three times.
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For this poll please put aside your memories of all dolls and stuffed animals that came to you prenamed, Pooh and Paddington and all the Cabbage Patch Kids with their birth certificates.

As a child, did you give your stuffed animals and dolls names if they didn’t come with one?

  • I am a parent and I named at least some of my stuffed animals and/or dolls
  • I’m not a parent and I named at least some of my stuffed animals and/or dolls
  • I’m a parent and I didn’t name my stuffed animals or dolls
  • I’m not a parent and I didn’t name my stuffed animals or dolls
  • I was deprived of both stuffed animals and dolls but would have likely named some
  • I was deprived of both stuffed animals and dolls and wouldn’t have named any
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You walk into a national coffee shop chain and order a coffee. It comes in a plain white insulated paper cup with “Urine Cup” printed on the side. You look around and notice all the cups are the same. The chain is not named “Urine Cup.” The staff has no explanation. Being a coffee shop, there’s zero reason for any cup to ever have been used as a receptacle for urine.

Do you still drink from it?
  • Yes.
  • No.
  • Something else.
  • This is just getting ridiculous now.
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Do you still have stuffed animals/dolls from your childhood?

Pick up to 3 options:

  • Yes, one special one, who really matters
  • Yes, multiple ones, who matter
  • Yes, but only because I haven’t bothered getting rid of them
  • No, because I gave them to somebody specific
  • No, but I wish I did
  • No, and that’s fine with me
  • Other
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You’re booking a 3 hour airplane flight. You see that people in coach will get water, beer, wine, or soft drinks in “urine cups.” They are perfectly sterile, and have never been used for urine. In first class you get normal cups It costs $200 more. (you also get a bigger seat, but let’s ignore that for now).

What do you book?

  • FIrst Class
  • Coach
  • Premium Economy (you don’t know what you’ll get)
  • I’m not flying on that airline
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Regarding marked, designated bike lanes on the right side of the road:
Have you noticed that more and more bicyclists are considering these bike lanes to be two-way?

  • Yes
  • No
  • These bike lanes ARE two-way, you moron!
  • Urine cup
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Regarding airplane “classes,” I’ve always hated the euphemisms.

  • The names (First, Premium Economy / Business, Economy / Coach) are fine
  • They should be honest and call them First, Second, Third
  • The names are arbitrary: I don’t care if they call them Wizzle, Hopperbopper, and Fangle, so long as I know what I’m getting
  • I have a different opinion about names not listed above and / or below
  • All planes should be classless: same seating and service for everyone
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How big is your primary residence? Don’t count garages, unfinished basements or attics, or other non-livable space.

  • Smaller than 750 square feet
  • 750 - 1000 square feet
  • 1000 - 1500 square feet
  • 1500 - 2000 square feet
  • 2000 - 2500 square feet
  • 2500 - 3000 square feet
  • 3000 - 3500 square feet
  • 3500 - 4000 square feet
  • 4000 - 4500 square feet
  • 4500 - 5000 square feet
  • Larger than 5000 square feet
  • Something else / my housing situation is complicated
0 voters
Did you drink seltzer water beverages before La Croix and its ilk were everywhere?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes, but not regularly
  • Something else
0 voters
Do you drink seltzer water drinks like La Croix now?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes, but not regularly
  • Sometimes, not regularly, but still more than before La Croix was popular
  • Something else
0 voters

How is it when taking your cat for a walk outdoors on a leash? (If you have/had multiple cats, answer for whichever one is/was the most walkable.)

  • I’ve never had a cat.
  • I’ve never even tried to take my cat for a walk.
  • My cat refuses to wear a harness or leash.
  • I can put a leash on my cat, but the cat just flops over and doesn’t budge.
  • My cat will move around with a leash, but refuses to go outside with it.
  • My cat will go out on a leash, but refuses to go where I want it to.
  • My cat will walk with me on a leash at least some of the time, but sometimes/eventually refuses to cooperate.
  • My cat gladly goes for walks with me on a leash, much like a dog.
  • My cat gladly follows me on walks and doesn’t even need a leash.
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Rice cakes (Western style):
  • A delightful snack!
  • Okay with the right flavoring.
  • I’d eat them if I were starving. Otherwise, no.
  • Inedible
  • I don’t know what that is.
  • Something else
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Korean-style rice cakes (tteokbokki):
  • Delicious!
  • Okay in the right dish.
  • I’d eat it if I were starving, otherwise no.
  • I don’t like it.
  • I’ve never seen that before.
  • I’ve never seen that before, but it looks good. I’d try it.
  • Something else.
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