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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
4909

Follow up on the previous poll.

Who’s Eric Clapton?

  • Slowhand
  • Derek
  • God
  • He’s not God. He’s a very naughty boy.
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4910
  • More Music
  • music
  • meh, music
  • quietness
  • Silence
  • okay, maybe the sound of a light breeze
  • tinnitus
  • what?
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4911

This is for those who live in the United States.

How often do you travel from your state to another state?

  • Very often: 2 or more times a week
  • Often: I average around once a week
  • Regularly: several times a month
  • Seldom: sometimes I take a special trip but not regularly
  • Never: I’m staying right here
  • Extreme frequency: the border might as well be in my living room. I’m going across that line multiple times a day
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4912
You slept late, very late. You didn’t get up until 2:00PM. You have to get up and work tomorrow at 6:00AM. It’s 10:00PM now. You’ve only been up 8 hours now. What do you do?
  • I go to bed normally.
  • I stay up late, then try to get at least a couple of hours sleep before work.
  • I just stay up all night.
  • Something else
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4913

When sitting down to a large holiday dinner with six or more guests, where all the food is on the table in serving dishes to be shared family style, which direction do you pass the serving dishes?

  • From right to left
  • From left to right
  • Both directions at once
  • Back and forth across the table randomly.
  • Some other pattern
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4914

How do you feel about people parking on the street in a residential neighborhood?

Inspired by someone on Nextdoor who doesn’t want anyone to park on the street because she thinks it makes the neighborhood look “trashy”.

  • I’m fine with it
  • I don’t like it
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4915

Congratulations! You’ve been offered a role in a remake of The Hustler. You will be paid $250,000 for about a month of acting. You have your choice of two roles. But each role requires you to lose or gain some weight to portray the character. You can take as much time as you need to adjust your weight. Which role will you accept?

  • Minnesota Fats: you must gain 25 pounds to play this role.
  • Fast Eddie Felson: you must lose 25 pounds to play this role.
  • I decline the offer
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4916

Can you wiggle your ears?

  • Yes, everyone from my planet can do that
  • Yes - no clue how I do it, I just can.
  • No - what are you people? Martians?
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4917

A mentally-ill pianist has shown up to play in the finals of a prestigious piano competition. Her performance is far and away the best of any contestant. Alas, the rules require formal attire, and she performed barefoot in pajamas and reeked from not having showered in a month. You are one of the judges on the competition jury and need to submit your vote decision.

  • Award her first prize
  • Disqualify her for not following the attire rules
  • other
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4918
If it were possible travel anywhere on Earth via any of these methods, which would you choose if you had to choose only three, for everyone?
  • Airplane/jet
  • Bicycle
  • Boat/Ship
  • Bobsled/Luge/Skeleton
  • Bus
  • Car/Truck
  • Carriage
  • Chariot
  • Dirigible/airship/Hot air balloon
  • Helicopter
  • Horseback
  • Light rail
  • Litter/Sedan chair
  • Motorcycle/Scooter/Motor trike
  • On foot (walk/run/jog)
  • Railroad
  • Rickshaw/Pedicab
  • Roller skates/blades
  • Segway/Hoverboard
  • Skateboard/Snowboard
  • Skis
  • Surfboard
  • Wheelchair
  • Something else
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4919

When you eat canned sardines, do you try to remove the bones before eating?

  • Yes.
  • Sometimes.
  • No, I like the bones!
  • No, I don’t like the bones but it’s too much trouble to remove them.
  • The sardines I eat are packaged with the bones removed.
  • I don’t eat canned sardines.
  • Something else
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4920
  • Do you like coffee- Click if you do
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4921
  • Do you like clicking things - click if you do
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4922

Do you like polls with only one option, and no apparent purpose?

  • Yes
  • No
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4923

I believe this is what @DrDeth intended:

Do you like coffee?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes
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4924
In the past decade or so, Autumn has become the most popular wedding season. Which season did you get married?
  • Spring
  • Summer
  • Autumn
  • Winter
  • More than one
  • I’ve never been married
  • Something else?
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4925

Blessing upon your house.

4926

You are the president of a small college. Student protestors have established a tent city on campus to draw attention to a cause about which they feel strongly. Other than breaking the no-camping-on-campus rule, they are obeying the law and college regs, at least for now. What do you do?

  • Let 'em camp out for as long as they want, no matter what
  • Let 'em camp out for as long as they want, unless someone is injured or killed
  • Let 'em camp out for as long as they want, unless they damage college property
  • Send in the cops right away to clear 'em out
  • Let 'em stay there a week, then send in the cops
  • Camp with them, if I agree with their cause
  • Meet with them and try to persuade them to stop camping
  • Warn them to leave within 24 hours, then send in the cops
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4927

You are a school teacher. You are teaching about blood groups. You are explaining how parents with certain blood types can only have children with certain blood types, when one kid pipes up: “But my dad is ____ and my mom is _____ and yet I am _____.” (Impossible pairing) What do you say?

  • “Well, that means one of your parents isn’t actually in fact your biological parent.”
  • Tell them you’ll explain it later, after the class is over - not in front of all the other kids.
  • Ignore it and pretend to not have heard
  • Other
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4928

Best Family Feud host?

  • Richard Dawson (1976–1985)
  • Ray Combs (1988–1994)
  • Louie Anderson (1999–2002)
  • Richard Karn (2002–2006)
  • John O’Hurley (2006–2010)
  • Steve Harvey (2010–)
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