If you had to bet a sum of money from your savings/assets that Biden will win in November 2024, how much would it be? The bet is even-money; you’ll win a gain of $100 if you bet $100.
- $100
- $1000
- $10,000
- $100,000
- More than $100,000
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If you had to place a sizable bet on who would win the US election who would you choose? (Even money, bets void if neither win, your bet has no influence on the result)
- Biden
- Trump
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There are three candidates for the 2024 presidential election. Who gets your vote?
- Biden (Slogan: Our best days lie still ahead)
- Trump (Slogan: Make America great again)
- Mean Mr. Mustard (Slogan: The man can run a poll)
- Well, cripes, if this is all we get to choose from I shall abstain
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It’s election day 2024, Biden v Trump, no significant 3rd party challengers. You prefer candidate A. Just as the polls open you find out that an acquaintance of yours left you a bet slip in his will which will pay out $US 25,000 if candidate B wins. Who do you now root for?
- Candidate A
- Candidate B
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When eating a meal consisting of several different food items, do you usually eat “in order”? That is, do you completely finish eating one type of food before moving on to the next type of food?
- Yes, I eat in order from most to least palatable (ie. tastiest first).
- Yes, I eat in order from least to most palatable (ie. tastiest last).
- Yes, I eat in some other specific order.
- No, but it doesn’t bother me if other people eat that way.
- No, and it bothers me if other people eat that way. Eat like a normal person!
- Something else
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Suppose you went grocery shopping and you bought an item that needed to be refrigerated after opening (and only after opening). It will be at a minimum a few hours before you open it and at most a few days. Would you put the item in the fridge right away or would you wait until after you opened it?
- I would put it in the fridge right away.
- I would wait.
- It depends.
- something else
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What do you think of the sentence below?
“I was ogling over my sister’s new puppy (who lives across the road)”
- Sounds fine to me
- Sounds odd to me, because “ogling” and “over” don’t go together (so “ogling over” is not idiomatic)
- Sounds odd to me, because “ogling” and “puppy” don’t go together (“ogling” a puppy sounds inappropriate)
- Sounds odd to me, because “puppy” and “(who lives across the road)” don’t go together
- Sounds odd to me for some other reason not mentioned in the poll
- Enough of your nitpicking and pedantry!
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Best butter cracker?
- Club Crackers
- Pepperidge Farm Golden Butter
- Ritz
- Townhouse
- Wild Harvest Golden Rounds
- Some other brand
- Whichever one is the cheapest
- I have no opinion
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How often do you lose your glasses? Like, for at least an hour.
- Yearly
- Monthly
- Every week or so
- Several times a week
- Several times a day
- Where are my glasses?
- I don’t wear glasses
- I don’t have eyes
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You are the judge in the Trump case. Trump begins flouting gag orders, committing contempt of court, etc. What do you do?
- verbal warnings
- fine on the very 1st offense
- short jail term on the very 1st offense
- long jail term on the very 1st offense
- give multiple warnings before imposing fines or jail time
- other
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Closing the excluded middle in the previous poll.
You are the judge in the Trump case. Trump begins flouting gag orders, committing contempt of court, etc. What do you do?
- Give no warnings. Punish him with a fine or jail time on the very first offense.
- Give multiple warnings.
- Give one warning. Punish him with a fine or jail time on the second offense.
- I chose my preferred response in the previous poll.
- I still don’t see the response I like, so other.
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Where do you put the butter?
- I store the butter in the refrigerator when not in use
- I leave the butter out at room temperature 24/7, like a psychopath.
- I don’t use butter but I will not be kept out of a poll dammit!
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NM, poll went weird
It’s goose time again! A year after our 1st goose poll; now, it’s the Married with Goslings edition.
You’re driving along a 2-lane road with a 25 MPH speed limit. Ahead, you see a pair of geese with 3 little goslings, strolling along in your lane. You think
- Aww, what a cute goose family!
- Those little goslings are cute, but all too soon they’ll be big honking ugly geese.
- @#$%^&* geese! Get out of the road!
- What if I hit them and decrease the surplus goose population? It’s easier to get rid of them while they’re little.
- I’ll pass them carefully. I don’t want to hurt them.
- I need to post a poll about this.
- goose bacon atheist
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Why do people hate on Canada geese? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
Goose bacon
- Mmm!
- Eww!
- Wtf!
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voters
How long does a dozen eggs last in your house?
- A week or less
- 1-2 weeks
- 2-3 weeks
- Longer than 3 weeks
- It varies wildly
- Something else
- I don’t know
- I don’t buy or use eggs
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What do you use when you do laundry, at least semi-regularly?
- Detergent (any type)
- Bleach
- Fabric softener
- Laundry sanitizer (non-bleach)
- Scent beads
- Something else in the wash
- Dryer sheets
- Dryer balls
- Something else in the dryer
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voters
You are a prominent public figure and your secret goal is to get your opponents to remain as un-vaccinated against a disease as possible, so that they will be more vulnerable. What do you do? (Note: nobody here in this message board would have such an agenda in real life, of course. Rather, this is a psychology-assumption poll)
- tell them to vaccinate
- tell them not to vaccinate
- other
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Poll is based off of a right-wing writer who ridiculously claimed that liberals were trying to increase conservative deaths by telling conservatives to vaccinate against Covid, knowing that this would lead conservatives to rebel and refuse to vaccinate, and thus lead to more conservatives dying of Covid
Singer you prefer in each band:
- Bon Scott
- Brian Johnson
- I don’t care for AC/DC
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- David Lee Roth
- Sammy Hagar
- I don’t care for Van Halen
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- Paul Di’Anno
- Bruce Dickinson
- I don’t care for Iron Maiden
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voters
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Ronnie James Dio
- I don’t care for Black Sabbath
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- Syd Barrett
- David Gilmour/Roger Waters
- I don’t care for Pink Floyd
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- Peter Gabriel
- Phil Collins
- I don’t care for Genesis
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- Rod Evans
- Ian Gillan
- David Coverdale
- I don’t care for Deep Purple
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These musicians all had highly successful runs in multiple bands. Which was their better band?
Dave Grohl
- Nirvana
- Foo Fighters
- Who’s Dave Grohl?
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Ozzy Osbourne
- Black Sabbath
- Solo career
- Who’s Ozzy Osbourne?
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Slash
- Guns ‘N’ Roses
- Velvet Revolver
- Who’s Slash?
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Maynard James Keenan
- Tool
- A Perfect Circle
- Puscifer
- Who’s Maynard James Keenan?
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Chris Cornell
- Soundgarden
- Temple of the Dog
- Audioslave
- Solo career
- Who’s Chris Cornell?
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Scott Weiland
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Velvet Revolver
- Who’s Scott Weiland?
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Ronnie James Dio
- Rainbow
- Black Sabbath
- Dio
- Who’s Ronnie James Dio?
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David Coverdale
- Deep Purple
- Whitesnake
- Who’s David Coverdale?
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Zakk Wylde
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Black Label Society
- Who’s Zakk Wylde?
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Eric Clapton
- The Yardbirds
- Cream
- Derek and the Dominos
- Solo career
- Who’s Eric Clapton?
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Joan Jett
- The Runaways
- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
- Who’s Joan Jett?
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Tom Morello
- Rage Against the Machine
- Audioslave
- Who’s Tom Morello?
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