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Followup to the touchscreen poll: If you selected “They’re fine for some things, but certain controls should remain physical buttons/knobs/switches”, which functions should definitely remain physical controls?

  • Turn signals
  • Basic headlight functions (on/off/auto, high beam/low beam)
  • Advanced headlight functions (e.g. adjusting the sensitivity of the automatic headlights, setting how long they remain on after you turn off the car)
  • Gear selection (or it’s equivalent in an EV)
  • Basic audio controls (Volume, audio source, previous/next track, radio presets, radio tuning)
  • Advanced audio controls (Fade, balance, equalizer, programming presets, etc.)
  • Basic climate controls (Temperature, fan speed, which vents the air blows from)
  • Heated / cooled seat controls
  • Basic windshield wiper functions (on/off/auto, intermittent/low/high, intermittent delay)
  • Advanced wiper functions (e.g configuring the sensitivity of automatic wipers)
  • Clock settings
  • Resetting the maintenance reminder light
  • Trip odometer reset
  • Bluetooth pairing
  • Basic cruise control functions (on/off, set, cancel/resume)
  • Configuring driver assist functions (blind spot monitoring, lane keep assist, automatic braking)
  • Selecting drive modes (sport mode, eco mode, comfort mode, etc.)
  • Rear passenger entertainment (e.g. DVD player, Netflix, etc.)
  • Traction control on/off
  • Basic seat adjustment (forward/back, up/down, back rest angle)
  • Advanced seat controls (e.g. the car remembers different seat positions depending on who’s driving)
  • Navigation
  • Some other feature I didn’t think of
0 voters

Generally speaking, do you consider listening to an audio book “reading”?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

You have listened to an audio book and you tell someone about it. Do you add the disclaimer that you actually listened, rather than literally read, the book?

  • Usually yes
  • Usually no
  • Other
  • I do not listen to audio books
0 voters

If walking alone in the woods, would you rather have a chance face-to-face encounter with a random bear or a random man?

  • A random bear
  • A random man
0 voters

You are a celebrity, former president, or some other famous figure. Assuming you must write an autobiography, would you do it yourself all in your own words, or have someone else write it for you with your input?

  • own words, written by self
  • someone else can write it for me, with my input
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A wealthy benefactor offers to pay for one of the following servants, who will be available for those in your household on a full-time basis for the rest of your life. Note that the benefactor is paying only for the labour. (This means if you pick a chauffeur, you still need to supply your own car and gas; if you pick a chef, you still need to supply your own ingredients and kitchen; and so on.) Which do you choose?

  • beautician
  • chauffeur
  • chef
  • computer technician
  • hairdresser/barber
  • handyman
  • life coach
  • maid
  • masseur
  • nanny
  • nurse
  • personal assistant
  • personal trainer
  • pet groomer
  • physical therapist
  • psychotherapist
  • tailor
  • tutor
  • I decline the offer
0 voters
  • Goo is the same as goop
  • Goo and goop are two definably different things
  • Goo and goop are two different things, but hard to define the difference
0 voters
And what about glop?
  • Glop is the same as goo
  • Glop is the same as goop
  • Glop is the same as both goo and goop
  • Glop is totally different.
0 voters

Cinco de Mayo poll: What goes in a margarita?

  • Tequila
  • Triple Sec
  • Citrus bitters of some sort
  • Other alcohol
  • Lime juice
  • Simple syrup
  • Store bought margarita mix
  • Other non-alcoholic mixer
  • Salt
  • A lime wedge
  • Other garnish
  • Ice cubes
  • Crushed ice
  • I don’t know, whatever the bartender puts in it when I order one.
0 voters

Which is correct?

  • A historic…
  • An historic…
  • Either
  • Neither
0 voters

You are an airplane pilot who likes to sleep in in the mornings and refuses to be roused. Your spouse approaches you one morning and wakes you up by whispering in your ear: “Ground proximity, pull up! Ground proximity, pull up!”

How do you feel?

  • Pissed
  • eh, it’s okay.
  • other
0 voters

Your government has introduced 12 months’ mandatory civilian service, modelled roughly on the Austrian civilian service. All able-bodied adults, irrespective of age or gender, are required to enlist. (If you’re not an able-bodied adult, then pretend you are for the purpose of this poll.) Basic training will be provided. Which activity do you sign up for?

  • emergency medical services
  • social care and disability services
  • non-emergency hospital care
  • child care
  • youth care
  • geriatric care
  • refugee care
  • care for drug addicts
  • disaster relief
  • traffic safety
  • prison services
  • environmental protection
  • non-combat civil defence
  • none of the above; let them imprison me as a conscientious objector
0 voters
Which will be the first major US pro sports league to expand into Mexico?
  • MLB
  • MLS
  • NBA
  • NFL
  • NHL
  • If it ever happens, I won’t live to see it.
  • That will never happen.
  • I think one or more of these leagues may one day expand outside the US or Canada, but I don’t think it will be to Mexico.
  • I don’t know/I have no opinion.
0 voters

Do you consider SDMB to be “social media”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I dunno
0 voters

You’re writing a novel. What’s the opening line?

  • The night was hot.
  • The night was hot and wet.
  • The night was wet and hot.
  • The night was dry, yet it was raining.
  • The night was humid.
  • The night was moist.
  • The night was sultry.
0 voters

The Straight Dope

  • Capitalize “Media”
  • commonest media
  • social list media (Hi Opal!)
  • it is a medium because it is neither great nor pathetic
  • WTFIWWY
0 voters

Favourite hobbit?

  • Bilbo Baggins
  • Frodo Baggins
  • Samwise “Sam” Gamgee
  • Meriadoc “Merry” Brandybuck
  • Peregrin “Pippin” Took
  • Sméagol
  • Déagol
  • Farmer Maggot
  • Fredegar “Fatty” Bolger
  • Hamfast “The Gaffer” Gamgee
  • Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
  • Lotho Sackville-Baggins
  • Otho Sackville-Baggins
  • Rose “Rosie” Cotton
  • Tolman “Tom” Cotton
  • Some other hobbit not listed here
  • What’s a hobbit?
0 voters

Did you recognize what this poll was referencing?

  • Yes
  • No, but I assumed it was a reference to something
  • Had no idea
0 voters

Have you seen the film “Throw Momma From The Train”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Don’t remember
0 voters

Would you buy a coffee table book called “100 Girls I’d Like To Pork”?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Really no
  • No, and also ew.
0 voters

A time machine pops into existence in your backyard, and a young woman gets out. She seems entirely credible and sincere to you. She offers you the chance to go back and save any three historically-significant people who were assassinated or died under suspicious circumstances. Who will you choose?

  • JFK
  • RFK
  • Lincoln
  • James Garfield
  • Archduke Franz Ferdinand
  • MLK
  • Henry IV of France
  • William McKinley
  • Spencer Perceval
  • Mahatma Gandhi
  • Indira Gandhi
  • Rajiv Gandhi
  • Jan Masaryk
  • Malcolm X
  • Shaka Zulu
  • Anwar Sadat
  • Yitzhak Rabin
  • Thanks, but I wouldn’t save anyone - don’t wanna mess with the timeline!
0 voters
Did you ever think tiramisu was an Asian dish?
  • Yes. Wait, are you telling me it’s not?
  • Yes. But I have been corrected.
  • Maybe.
  • No. I wasn’t always certain where it originated, but I never thought it was Asian.
  • No. I’ve always known it’s Italian.
  • What’s tiramisu?
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If you had to bet a sum of money from your savings/assets that Biden will win in November 2020, how much would it be? The bet is even-money; you’ll win a gain of $100 if you bet $100.

  • $100
  • $1,000
  • $10,000
  • $100,000
  • More than $100,000
0 voters

My water is supplied by…

  • A city/county water department
  • A private for profit water company
  • A well that supplies just my home, which I or my landlord maintain
  • A well that supplies multiple homes, maintained by an organization such as an HOA
  • Some other source
  • I don’t have indoor plumbing
0 voters

My sewage goes to…

  • A city/county sewer system
  • A private for profit sewer system (as far as I know those aren’t a thing, but in case I’m wrong…)
  • A septic tank
  • Straight into the river
  • Somewhere else
  • I’m still using an outhouse
0 voters