You are about to set foot in Gary, Indiana. Which friendly air support do you choose?
- AC-130 gunship
- AH-64 Apache
- MQ-9 Reaper
- AH-1 Cobra
- A-10 Warthog
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- WTF??
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- I have not been to Gary Indiana, not even within sight of it
- Gary is/was/will be where I live(d)/was born
- I have been through/near Gary but did not have occasion to stop there
- I made a special point of not stopping while going through Gary
- I am Professor Harold Hill, I just sing about it
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Do you know the difference between a Genie and a Software Engineer?
- No, not really.
- I sure do; no Software Engineer has been able to get me that all-you-can-eat-ice-cream-with-no-adverse-health-effects thing.
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3 Countries of similar size compete at the Olympics. Regardless of official scoring who do you think did best? Assume all medals were for equally “worthy” events
- A 1 Gold 3 silver 0 bronze
- B 0 Gold 10 silver 5 bronze
- C 0 Gold 3 Silver 25 bronze
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Which of this year’s new/newer events at the Olympic Games would you like to see included again?
- 3x3 Basketball
- Breaking
- Kayak Cross
- Skateboarding
- Sport Climbing
- Surfing
- I haven’t seen all of them
- I didn’t like any of them
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Which of these real and imaginary Olympic events are you looking forward to seeing at the next Games?
- Pistol dueling
- Break dancing
- Musical chairs
- Solo synchronized swimming
- Plunge for distance
- Pankration
- Horse broad jumping
- Sack race
- Croquet
- Egg toss
- Hot dog eating
- Tug of war
- Live pigeon shooting
- Four horse chariot racing
- Drone bombing
- Impassioned discussion of Dionysian art
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Which of these totally fictional games would you like to see at the next Olympic games?
- Calvinball
- Fifty-two Card Pick-up
- Fizzbin
- The Glass Bead Game
- Global Thermonuclear War
- The Hunger Games
- Jumanji
- Morningstar Crescent
- Rollerball
- Quidditch
- Three-Cornered Pitney
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You are a celebrity invited to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. Assuming you are capable of throwing anything, what do you throw?
- Sinker
- Curveball
- Slider
- Fastball
- Knuckleball
- other pitch
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How clean is your computer keyboard?
- Spotless. I could take it back to the store and nobody would tell it had ever been used.
- A little scuffed. very minor cosmetic damage
- A few crumbs or other marks
- Dirtier than “a few crumbs”
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You consider Montana to be part of the
- Great Plains
- Northwest
- Midwest
- Canada
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Same question re North and South Dakota
- Great Plains
- Northwest
- Midwest
- Canada
- North and South Dakota are separate and I have separate answers for them separately
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Have you ever had a barber groom your facial hair?
- I don’t have facial hair
- I have facial hair but I have never done this
- I have done this
- I had no idea that people still did this
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I wanted to make this multiple choice to include more options, but it didn’t work for me
Of the last five Democratic presidents, who best handled the job?
- Joe Biden
- Barack Obama
- Bill Clinton
- Jimmy Carter
- Lyndon B. Johnson
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Of the last five Republican presidents, who best handled the job?
- Donald Trump
- George W. Bush
- George H. W. Bush
- Ronald Reagan
- Gerald Ford
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Back to the Death Note that works on dogs. Could you write the colloquial name of the dog, e.g., Sparky, or do you need to know his full registered name, e.g., Edmund Barkington IV?
- I think you could use the colloquial name because you are also envisioning the dog with your mind.
- No, it’s not going to work with just the colloquial name of the dog, you need his full registered name.
- Hmmm, good question.
- Yeah, no, stupid question. Not going to entertain it.
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Do you know any good ways to find out a dog’s full registered name?
- Yes
- No
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You are playing chess in a tournament against an opponent you dislike. Assuming that a draw and resignation are not permitted in the rules (all games must end in checkmate,) what do you do?
- Checkmate him as fast as possible (fewest moves)
- Deliberately prolong his fate
- Other answer
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You’ve won an all-expenses-paid holiday in one of the ten poorest countries for which the US Department of State has issued no travel advisories. Which one will you visit? (Links go to travel guides on Wikivoyage.)
- Togo, a West African country offering nature and safaris
- Vanuatu, a Pacific archipelago famous for deserted sand beaches and deep-sea diving
- Lesotho, an adventure holiday destination in southern Africa
- Rwanda, an East African country famous for its silverback mountain gorillas
- Kiribati, a remote and tranquil ocean paradise
- São Tomé and Príncipe, Atlantic islands offering hiking, fishing, and diving
- Zambia, a Southern African destination renowned for its safaris and the Victoria Falls
- Senegal, in West Africa, known for fishing, safaris, and beach resorts
- Federated States of Micronesia, an island nation of pristine tropical beauty and traditional culture
- Tuvalu, a remote South Pacific island nation with opportunities for snorkelling and diving
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You must choose one U.S. state to never set foot in for the rest of your life. Which state do you choose?
(You may fly over this state, but you may not pass through it on land or water)
- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arizona
- Arkansas
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Florida
- Georgia
- Hawaii
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Massachusetts
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Missouri
- Montana
- Nebraska
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- Ohio
- Oklahoma
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- South Dakota
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Utah
- Vermont
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
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Bob goes into an American restaurant. When the waitress comes up to him he admits upfront she’s not getting a tip. He’s here to try the Chef’s signature dish which he can’t really afford to pay for, but really can’t afford to pay 120% of the listed price. It’s blowing through almost his entire savings but it’s something he’s always wanted to try. He explains he’s being upfront with her and will take no offence and will not complain if he’s moved down to absolutely last priority.
Is Bob a jerk?
- yes
- no
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God damn or goddamn?
- It’s one word.
- It’s two words.
- It’s either. They’re interchangeable.
- It’s both. They have different meanings and different usages.
- All of the above.
- Something else?
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If you like to cook, do you make your signature dishes the same every time, or are you always trying variations and improvements?
- I adhere to my recipe religiously, I don’t mess with success.
- I frequently try new ingredients and techniques, there’s always room for improvement.
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