- All workers but the absolutely essential should have Labor Day off, and folks should respect this and not patronize businesses that force their work staff to labor on a day when we are all supposed to be honoring our work force.
- Just shut up and go to work. I need my groceries.
According to this article from the job site Indeed, the following are the 20 most commonly-held jobs in the U.S. Which, if any, of these types of jobs have you ever held?
- Cashier
- Food preparation worker
- Stocking associate
- Laborer
- Janitor
- Construction worker
- Bookkeeper
- Server
- Medical assistant
- Bartender
- Administrative assistant
- Marketing specialist
- Police officer
- Electrician
- Mechanic
- Retail sales associate
- Customer service representative
- Carpenter
- Office clerk
- Operations manager
- None of these
Have you ever participated in a science fair? Interpret “participated” loosely to include entering a project yourself, judging projects, assisting someone else with their project, viewing projects on display, etc.
- Yes
- No
- A what?
- something else
- Over 6’3"
- 6’2" - 6’3"
- 5’11" - 6’1"
- 5’8" - 5’10"
- 5’5" - 5’7"
- Under 5’5"
- I want to vote but I don’t want to guess.
- I know how tall he is.
Alternative version with multiple choice.
For those who had a monochrome computer monitor, what colour was the display?
- white
- amber
- green
Parades today. (Here in America anyway.)
- I have walked/marched in a parade.
- I have ridden as a passenger in a vehicle in a parade.
- I have driven a vehicle in a parade.
- I have been in more than one parade; always on foot.
- I have been in more than one parade; always in a vehicle.
- I have been in more than one parade; sometimes on foot, sometimes in a vehicle.
- I have never been in a parade.
- I have never seen a parade in person.
- I have never seen a parade in any fashion.
- I don’t know what a parade is.
- Other.
Here are some popular Canadian musical acts of the 1990s. For which of them could you name, or maybe hum a few bars of, a song?
- 54-40
- Alanis Morissette
- Ashley MacIsaac
- Barenaked Ladies
- Bif Naked
- Bryan Adams
- Celine Dion
- Hayden
- Holly McNarland
- Jann Arden
- Loreena McKennitt
- Matthew Good Band
- Moist
- Our Lady Peace
- Sarah McLachlan
- Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
- Shania Twain
- Sloan
- The Age of Electric
- The Odds
- The Tragically Hip
- Tom Cochrane
- Treble Charger
- I’m broke, but I’m happy
- I’m poor, but I’m kind
- I’m short, but I’m healthy
- yeah
Answer for just the pet(s) you have now
- My baby
- Comrade in arms
- Trusted colleague
- Best friend
- Boss
- Mentor/advisor
- Enemy
- Weird roommate
- just my pet
- Don’t have a pet
Answer for any pets you had
- My baby
- Comrade in arms
- Trusted colleague
- Best friend
- Boss
- Mentor/advisor
- Enemy
- Weird roommate
- just my pet
- Don’t have a pet
Here are some popular German and Austrian musical acts. For which of them could you name, or hum a few bars of, a song?
- Amon Düül II
- Bert Kaempfert
- Die Schröders
- Die Toten Hosen
- Dschinghis Khan
- Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung
- Falco
- Frumpy
- Helloween
- KMFDM
- Kraftwerk
- Marteria
- Milli Vanilli
- Nena
- Nico
- Nina Hagen
- Rammstein
- Scorpions
- Udo Lindenberg
- Wolfgang Ambros
- Xavier Naidoo
- none of the above
Here’s a list of famous dog actors. For which of them can you name at least one character they played on TV or in the movies? (Answers in the discussion thread.)
- Brigitte
- Buddy
- Daisy
- Gidget
- Higgins
- Jed
- London
- Madison
- Moose
- Pal
- Peggy
- Spike
- Terry
- I don’t know any of these dogs.
Here are some popular Francophone musical acts. For which of them could you name, or hum a few bars of, a song?
- -M-
- Brigitte Bardot
- Charles Aznavour
- Charles Trenet
- Claude François
- Céline Dion
- Daft Punk
- France Gall
- Johnny Hallyday
- Noir Désir
- Ottawan
- Paul Mauriat
- Plastic Bertrand
- Roch Voisine
- The Singing Nun
- Tino Rossi
- Édith Piaf
- Éric Lapointe
- none of the above
Here are some popular Canadian musical acts of the 1990s. Which of them do you recognize as musical acts?
- 54-40
- Alanis Morissette
- Ashley MacIsaac
- Barenaked Ladies
- Bif Naked
- Bryan Adams
- Celine Dion
- Hayden
- Holly McNarland
- Jann Arden
- Loreena McKennitt
- Matthew Good Band
- Moist
- Our Lady Peace
- Sarah McLachlan
- Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet
- Shania Twain
- Sloan
- The Age of Electric
- The Odds
- The Tragically Hip
- Tom Cochrane
- Treble Charger
Here are some popular German and Austrian musical acts. Which of them do you recognize as musical acts?
- Amon Düül II
- Bert Kaempfert
- Die Schröders
- Die Toten Hosen
- Dschinghis Khan
- Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung
- Falco
- Frumpy
- Helloween
- KMFDM
- Kraftwerk
- Marteria
- Milli Vanilli
- Nena
- Nico
- Nina Hagen
- Rammstein
- Scorpions
- Udo Lindenberg
- Wolfgang Ambros
- Xavier Naidoo
- none of the above
Here are some popular Francophone musical acts. Which of them do you recognize as musical acts?
- -M-
- Brigitte Bardot
- Charles Aznavour
- Charles Trenet
- Claude François
- Céline Dion
- Daft Punk
- France Gall
- Johnny Hallyday
- Noir Désir
- Ottawan
- Paul Mauriat
- Plastic Bertrand
- Roch Voisine
- The Singing Nun
- Tino Rossi
- Édith Piaf
- Éric Lapointe
- none of the above
Dr. Pepper is:
- Cola
- Not cola
- I’ve never had Dr. Pepper but I still want to vote
- The Orchid Thief (Adaptation)
- The Gold of Cairo (After the Fox)
- A Russian Affair (The Artist)
- Logjammin’ (The Big Lebowski)
- Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town (Boogie Nights)
- Chubby Rain (Bowfinger)
- Fake Purse Ninjas (Bowfinger)
- Kiss of Life (Broken City)
- Coming Up Daisy (Burn After Reading)
- Happy Scrappy Hero Pup (Clerks)
- Lethal Agent III (Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles)
- Odyssey (Contempt)
- Hyde (Entourage)
- Gunsmog (The Fabelmans)
- Escape to Nowhere (The Fabelmans)
- Metalstorm (The Fall Guy)
- Home for Purim (For Your Consideration)
- Re-Do (Funny People)
- Angels with Filthy Souls (Home Alone)
- Stolz der Nation (Inglourious Basterds)
- Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
- Bluntman and Chronic (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
- Turbo Man: The Motion Picture (Jingle All the Way)
- Jack Slater (Last Action Hero)
- Violets are Blue! (My Dinner with Andre)
- Helix (Notting Hill)
- The Girl Who Stole the Eiffel Tower (Paris When It Sizzles)
- Habeas Corpus (The Player)
- Amistad II (Scary Movie)
- Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie (The Simpsons)
- The Dueling Cavalier (Singin’ In the Rain)
- Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire (South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)
- The Mutants of 2051 AD (Strange Brew)
- Simple Jack (Tropic Thunder)
- The Fatties: Fart 2 (Tropic Thunder)
- Satan’s Alley (Tropic Thunder)
- Gandhi II (UHF)
- Something else
On average, how often do you get your hair cut?
- More than once a month
- Once a month
- Once every 2 months
- Once every 3 months
- Once every 4 months
- Once every 5-6 months
- Once every 7-12 months
- Less than once a year
- My haircut schedule is too erratic to even give an average value
- I don’t have hair
- I have hair but I never get it cut
- Something else
- Yes I do, and I can name at least one!
- Yes, but I’m not certain I could confidently name one.
- I could not honestly assert that I completely do, but I believe it to be true.
- No I did not. That’s interesting!
- I’m willing to believe it, but I’m skeptical until I do some more research.
- No, I don’t think that’s true.
- Actually, the answer mostly depends on your definition of “heart.”
Which of the following soda flavors do you like?
(You need not be enthusiastic about them; “like” = you would voluntarily drink them at least occasionally and derive at least a little enjoyment from them.)
- Cola (i.e. Coke, Pepsi, etc.)
- lemon-lime (i.e. Sprite, 7-Up, Sierra Mist, etc.)
- Dr. Pepper and/or imitations
- Mountain Dew and/or imitations
- root beer
- orange soda
- none of the above