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Which is your favorite type of soda?

  • Cola
  • Root beer
  • Dr. Pepper or similar
  • Cream soda
  • Lemon/lime
  • Mountain dew and similar
  • Orange without caffeine
  • Orange with caffeine
  • Ginger ale/Ginger beer
  • Something else
  • I enjoy soda, but can’t pick a favorite
  • I don’t like soda
0 voters
Paywalls:
  • Encourage me to pay for a subscription to that website.
  • Force me to avoid that website forever.
  • If I keep running into the same one repeatedly, I consider subscribing.
  • Something else.
0 voters

In Thread games threads like Movie Marathon where the Nth person has to choose the next top, I

  • Have wanted to choose the next topic and so tried to time an answer to get the opportunity
  • Have sometimes wanted to choose the next topic but always left if up to chance
  • Never thought about it one way or the other when posting
  • Sometimes did not want to choose the next topic but will put in the final selection anyway it that where it lands
  • Have avoided putting in the final selection so as to not have to choose the next topic
  • Never posted in any of those threads
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Your preferred high-end supermarket:
  • The Fresh Market
  • Gelson’s
  • Harris Teeter
  • Natural Grocers
  • PCC Community Markets
  • Publix
  • Wegman’s
  • Whole Foods
  • Somewhere else
  • I don’t shop at any of these stores or anything like them.
  • I don’t have any “high-end” supermarkets near me.
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Good morning!
  • Sunday Morning Comin’ Down
  • Sunday Bloody Sunday
  • Pleasant Valley Sunday
  • Easy (Like Sunday Morning)
  • Sunday GIrl
  • Sunday Morning (VU)
  • Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon
  • Sunday Papers
  • Sunday’s Best
  • Lazy Sunday (The Lonely Island)
  • Other
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Can you solder?
  • Yes. You need something soldered? I got this!
  • Yes, but my effectiveness largely depends on what needs soldering.
  • Yes, but I’m not very confident in my skills.
  • No, I cannot.
  • Never tried it.
  • Something else?
  • What’s solder?
0 voters
Should we have “negative voting,” for people who don’t want to vote for any candidate, but you can cast a vote against a candidate that would negate a “for” vote for that candidate? (you still only get one vote, positive or negative, for any given race)
  • That’s a great idea!
  • That’s a terrible idea!
  • Could be interesting. I’d need to hear more.
0 voters
Around what age did you stop feeling your youthful invincibility?
  • I’ve never felt invincible.
  • Under 10
  • 11 - 15
  • 16 - 20
  • 21 - 25
  • 26 - 30
  • 31 - 40
  • 41 - 50
  • 51 - 60
  • Over 60
  • Wait, you mean I’m not?
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Invincible poll, by gender. I’m curious. (Differences, if any, may of course be societal.)

Pick one or two.

  • I am female, and I do feel invincible or remember feeling invincible.
  • I am male, and I do feel invincible or remember feeling invincible.
  • I am a gender other than male or female, and I do feel invincible or remember feeling invincible.
  • I am female, and I don’t remember ever feeling invincible.
  • I am male, and I don’t remember ever feeling invincible.
  • I am a gender other than male or female, and I don’t remember ever feeling invincible.
  • Something else
0 voters

For those who own and/or read physical books, which do you prefer?

  • Standard (smaller) paperbacks
  • Trade (larger) paperbacks
  • Hardcover
  • No preference/other
0 voters

What products from Wham-O Toys have you owned?

For the purposes of this poll, if you lived in household that shared a product, you may count that as ownership. For products with several variations, any variation counts.

  • Hula-Hoop
  • Frisbee
  • Slip 'N Slide
  • Super Ball
  • Wheelie Bar
  • Air Blaster
  • Water Wiggle
  • Turbo Tube
  • Silly String
  • Super Elastic Bubble Plastic
  • Magic Window
  • Huf’N’Puf blow gun
0 voters

Did you watch the September 10 Debate between Harris and Trump?

  • Yes, all of it.
  • Yes, a fair amount of it
  • I watched some
  • I saw a few bits then quit
  • No, I was unable to watch it
  • No, I did not want to watch it
  • No, I couldn’t bear to watch it
0 voters
Have you used ChatGPT?
  • I’ve used it. Just playing around with it.
  • I’ve used it for work.
  • I’ve used it for school.
  • I’ve used it for something else.
  • I’ve never used it.
  • Chat what?
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One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight
Nine, ten…

  • Do it again
  • A big fat hen
  • Other
0 voters

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four…

  • Open the door
  • Shut the door
  • Other
0 voters

“Hey, I could use a little more room, could you please ____ over”

  • scootch
  • scooch
  • skooch
  • skootch
  • some other spelling
  • some other word
0 voters

Does your fiery, venomous, all-consuming hatred for DiscoBot affect your perception of Hatchie’s posts?

  • yes
  • no
  • maybe
  • other
0 voters

Discobot

  • means well.
  • is Hatchie’s sinister twin brother.
  • does not deserve the kneejerk calumny directed at what is, in truth, just an innocent nonsentient line of code.
  • wants to screw your mom.
  • is more polite than 95% of you sad sacks.
  • wrote this poll and will expose you to the cleansing sterilizing flame of public exposure—confess or be damned!
0 voters

There’s a traffic light at which there are two lanes from which drivers may go straight. Lane 1 only allows traffic to proceed straight ahead. Vehicles in Lane 2 may either go straight or turn right.

Bob is stopped at a red light in Lane 2 waiting to go straight. There are two vehicles behind Bob waiting to turn right. Lane 1 is empty. Bob is…

  • Doing absolutely nothing wrong. He’s free to use either lane to go straight.
  • Being kind of rude by making the people behind him wait to turn right. Even though he’s legally allowed to go straight from that lane, the polite thing would have been to use Lane 1 so the vehicles in Lane 2 can make a right turn on red.
  • Something else
0 voters

After the presidential debate about immigrants (regardless of whether the immigrants were eating pets or not): Assuming that all the animals are humanely slaughtered, do you think it is more wrong to eat cats, dogs, etc. than it is to eat cows, pigs, fish, chickens, etc.?

  • yes, it is more wrong
  • no, animals are animals
0 voters