Everything else being equal, would you rather have an electric or gas stove?
- Electric
- Gas
- Either
- Neither
- something else
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Imagine a presidential election, (not to be seen as parallel with the real one)
Bob is an absolutely reprehensible person in his personal life. Credible accusations of rape/murder and all kinds of shenanigans. He treats everybody he comes into contact with contempt or as a patsy. If he gets in he will use the office to enrich himself through various grifts.
Jim is a genuinely good person, a genuinely warmhearted public servant.
The thing is, despite your opinion on Bob’s personal traits, you think his policies are better. Not that Jim’s are atrocious, it’s just that even with Bob’s grifting factored in, Bob’s policies are a lot better. For whatever reason, you do trust Bob to enact the policies.
No 3rd party has a credible hope of winning, although some have policies you like better.
Who do you vote for?
- No vote/3rd party. I hope Bob wins
- No vote/3rd party. I hope Jim wins
- Vote Bob
- Vote Jim
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Imagine a different presidential election.
Bob is an absolutely reprehensible person in his personal life. Credible accusations of rape/murder and all kinds of shenanigans. He treats everybody he comes into contact with contempt or as a patsy. If he gets in he will use the office to enrich himself through various grifts.
Bob’s policies are also terrible. He has shown he will routinely make the country worse off and will be incompetent in any crisis that occurs during his term of office. He will use the power of his office to attack his political opponents and fill the government with people who are loyal to himself. And he will probably try to illegally stay in office past the end of his term.
Jim is a genuinely good person, a genuinely warmhearted public servant and a competent politician.
Bob has been quietly supporting a 3rd party in order to divert votes from Jim.
- Vote Bob
- Vote Jim
- Try to convince people both sides are bad and Bob and Jim are essentially the same.
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- I fix my hair using a comb
- I fix my hair using a brush
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- I sometimes fix my hair with a brush and sometimes with a comb
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- What hair ?
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- I need BOTH a comb and a brush to fix my hair
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What do you use to fix your hair?
- I use a comb (and rarely/never use a brush)
- I use a brush (and rarely/never use a comb)
- I sometimes use a comb and sometimes use a brush but rarely use both
- I usually use both a comb and a brush
- I just use my fingers
- What hair?
- Something else
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USA these days:
- Idiocracy
- Tyranny of the Assholes
- Both at the same time
- Neither
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Which is preferable?
- Idiocracy
- Tyranny of the Assholes
- Both at the same time
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
- Yes, because the tree will move air as it falls and create sound waves which will make noise, whether or not anyone is actually there to hear it
- No, because sound must be heard by someone or something in order to exist
- Eh, the question is meant to be thought about, not actually answered
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Have you ever had an idea for a poll, searched this thread to make sure it hasn’t been done before, and discovered that you already posted that poll a few years ago?
- Yes
- No, because I never search before posting a poll
- No, because all my poll ideas are brand new ones that I never thought of before
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voters
You’re driving somewhere on a two-lane. You’re stuck behind a vehicle going well under the speed limit, and which unbelievably and irritatingly seems to be following the twists and turns of your exact route. After a good 15 minutes of this, you have a turn coming up ahead, and as you are about to signal as you normally would…
- I use my turn signal like normal, what are you on about?
- I have the urge to delay my turn signal a bit, because - even though I know this is completely irrational - I can’t get past the feeling that they’re going to turn just because I signaled.
- I don’t use turn signals, you statist.
- Something else.
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voters
How late do you feel comfortable/safe when walking in your neighborhood at night?
- 10 PM
- 11 PM
- 12 midnight
- 1 AM
- I feel safe any hour of night.
- Other answer
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voters
Time for another shower poll!
- Yay!
- Ugh, jesus not again…
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When you shower do you consciously and deliberately wash your ears?
- No, not really
- I wash the backs, but not the fronts
- I wash the outsides, but not the insides
- I scrub those suckers clean, inside and out!
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voters
Could the poll above be secretly gathering information on something other than ear-washing?
- Huh? Like what?
- Hmmm… maybe…
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Tell us about your glasses! The questions are multiple choice in case you have multiple pairs with different styles.
What shape are your glasses?
- I don’t wear glasses.
- square
- rectangle
- circle
- oval
- cat-eye
- aviator
- octagon
- something else
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How much of a rim do your glasses have?
- I don’t wear glasses.
- full rim
- half rim
- rimless
- something else
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What kind of lenses do your glasses have?
- I don’t wear glasses.
- single vision
- bifocals
- progressives
- no vision correction
- something else
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Be ye natterin’ like a pirate today?
- No.
- Aye!
- Arrrr!
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voters
After you crack eggs for cooking, do you put the broken shells back in the egg carton?
- Yes
- Sometimes
- No
- What? Eww! I’ve never heard of doing such a thing!
- My eggs don’t come in cartons
- I never cook with eggs
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Have You Ever Had a Paranormal Experience?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe
- Not sure
- Define paranormal
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Curbside / local building dumpster recycling poll:
- My recycling is collected from my domicile by the city / town / whatever
- I / we / the landlord pay(s) a private company for recycling to be collected from my domicile
- My compostables are collected from my domicile by the city / town / whatever
- I / we / the landlord pay(s) a private company for compostables to be collected from my domicile
- Recycling is collected, yes; compostables no.
- No; if I want stuff recycled, I have to schlepp it somewhere or recycle it myself.
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- Ha ha you got me. I got my shoes on my feet. Here’s your $10
- No I “have” my shoes on my feet. I “got” them someplace you couldn’t name. Gimme $10
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