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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5350

Do You Remember?

  • Chicago
  • Phil Collins
0 voters
5351

A not-precisely-a-shower poll for something which might be done in a shower, after a shower, before a shower, or aside from showering entirely:

Do you, counter to the advice on the package, clean the inside of your ears with Qtips? (or with generic or other brand name equivalents.)

It’s an anonymous poll – be honest, now! But you get up to two choices.

  • Yes I do; and I haven’t poked my eardrum out yet.
  • Hell no! You can poke out your eardrum that way!
  • I used to – but then I poked out my eardrum.
  • Something else
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5352

Liverwurst?

  • Yes, please
  • No, thank you
  • Never, not even an option
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5353
  • I’m a Jew and I think Jews are subject to more bigotry in America than Muslims are.
  • I’m a Jew and I think Muslims are subject to more bigotry in America than Jews are.
  • I’m a Jew and I think Jews and Muslims are subject to approximately equal amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I’m a Jew and I don’t think Jews or Muslims are subject to significant amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I’m a Muslim and I think Jews are subject to more bigotry in America than Muslims are.
  • I’m a Muslim and I think Muslims are subject to more bigotry in America than Jews are.
  • I’m a Muslim and I think Jews and Muslims are subject to approximately equal amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I’m a Muslim and I don’t think Jews or Muslims are subject to significant amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I’m not a Jew or a Muslim and I think Jews are subject to more bigotry in America than Muslims are.
  • I’m not a Jew or a Muslim and I think Muslims are subject to more bigotry in America than Jews are.
  • I’m not a Jew or a Muslim and I think Jews and Muslims are subject to approximately equal amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I’m not a Jew or a Muslim and I don’t think Jews or Muslims are subject to significant amounts of bigotry in America.
  • I don’t have any real opinions on this subject but I feel compelled to vote in this poll anyway.
0 voters
5354

In your relationship or marriage, who is the saver and who is the spender?

  • I am the saver
  • I am the spender
  • We both are the same/I’m single/other answer
0 voters
5355

I have walked (not driven, ridden, flown, etc.) across a…

  • City / town limit
  • County line
  • State / province line (or equivilant)
  • International border
  • Other political boundary
  • I’ve never crossed any kind of political boundary on foot
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5356

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5357

When you select a bunch of different songs and copy them onto a (previously) blank cassette, you have made a…

  • mix tape
  • mixed tape
  • I call it something else
  • I have no word for this
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5358

What are your favorite terms for someone who is nosy?

  • Busybody
  • Buttinski
  • Curtain twitcher
  • Kibbitzer
  • Marplot
  • Meddler
  • Mother hen
  • Neb-noser
  • Nosy Nellie
  • Nosy Parker
  • Pryer
  • Quidnunc
  • Rubberneck
  • Scandalmonger
  • Snoop
  • Sticky beak
  • Something else
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5359

Who is in charge of your brain?

  • Joy
  • Sadness
  • Fear
  • Anger
  • Disgust
  • Anxiety
  • Envy
  • Ennui
  • Embarrassment
0 voters
5360

Have you ever had sex with a coworker?

Assume you both worked at the same location at the same time. Assume you were not already in a relationship when you began working together.

  • Yes
  • No
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5361

The discussion for the previous poll got me wondering.

If you are married or in a long term relationship, how would you describe your courtship:

  • We had an arranged marriage.
  • I had a professional matchmaker set me up.
  • We dated for several years before tying the knot.
  • We dated a year or two before tying the knot.
  • We dated just a couple of weeks/months before tying the knot.
  • We met each other at the wedding.
  • Other.
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How did you meet?

  • I fell in love with my partner/spouse at first sight and relentlessly pursued them.
  • We were introduced by mutual friends.
  • We met each other at work or volunteer job.
  • They were my college sweetheart.
  • They were my high school sweetheart.
  • They were my childhood sweetheart.
  • What part of “arranged marriage” did you not get, Maus?
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If married, how long were you engaged?

  • We had a multi-year engagement.
  • We were engaged for about a year.
  • We were engaged for just a couple of weeks/months.
  • An engagement is for wimps. We just got hitched right away.
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How long is it?

  • Still together after 30+ years.
  • Still together after 20+ years.
  • Still together after 10+ years.
  • Still together after 5+ years.
  • Still together after 1+ year.
  • Just married
  • Broke up after 30+ years.
  • Broke up after 20+ years.
  • Broke up after 10+ years.
  • Broke up after 5+ years.
  • Broke up after 1+ years.
  • That’s a rather personal question, Captain.
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5362

When was the last time you shopped at Sears (including ordering from their catalog or website)?

  • Within the last year.
  • More than a year ago, but within the past 5 years.
  • More than 5 years ago, but within the past 10 years.
  • More than 10 years ago, but within the past 15 years.
  • More than 15 years ago.
  • I’ve never shopped at Sears.
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5363
Which of these phrases do you identify most closely with?
  • Crazy like a fox
  • Eagle-eyed
  • Fast as a cheetah
  • Healthy as a horse
  • Smart as a whip
  • Strong as an ox
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5364
Which of these phrases do you identify most closely with?
  • Blind as a bat
  • Crazy as a loon
  • Eats like a bird
  • Fish out of water
  • Happy as a clam
  • Weak as a kitten
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5365

Which organ has the funniest name?

  • Adrenals
  • Bladder
  • Kidney
  • Larynx
  • Pancreas
  • Pharynx
  • Rectum
  • Spleen
  • Thyroid
  • Uterus
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5366

What is your driveway mostly covered in?

  • Dirt/sand
  • Grass
  • Crushed stone/gravel
  • Asphalt
  • Concrete
  • Paving stones/bricks/coblestones
  • Wood
  • Crushed shells
  • Some other material
  • Two or more of the above listed materials in roughly equal amounts
  • I have multiple driveways which are covered with different materials
  • I don’t have a driveway but I still want to vote
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5367
Someone knocks on your door. They appear clean and is well-spoken. They say they used to live in this house and was curious if you might give them a tour. What do you do?
  • Sure! Come on in and let me show you around and tell me all about it!
  • If they can produce some sort of proof, I’ll think about it and maybe we can arrange something at a later date.
  • Depends on a lot of other things.
  • No. We bought this house new. Get the hell outta here!
  • No. That makes no sense for some other reason.
  • No. I don’t have to give you a reason.
  • Something else?
0 voters
5368

Which of following phrases sounds better to you?

furiously scribbling
scribbling furiously

They sound equally fine to me. Boring! No! Not a choice. :yawning_face:
Other. No! Not a choice you pseudo-maverick, contrarian slug! :snail: :-1:
Be brave :lion:, stop fearing commitment and make a proper choice:

  • furiously scribbling
  • scribbling furiously
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5369

You are walking down the street when a hypothetical jumps out, points a gun at you and demands that you come with it or else. Do you:

  • Fight the hypothetical
  • Just go with it
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